Velominati Super Prestige: Le Tour de France 2013

Robert Millar leads Greg LeMan on the road to l’Alpe d’Huez in 1984

The early eighties saw the tide change in the European Peloton. Components were taking on a new, curvy shape as they left their boxy forms behind. The glint of toe clips in the sun would become a rarer sight as the move towards clipless pedals would take hold in 1985. English speakers were winning the big races classically won by continental Pros.

The 1984 Tour could be my favorite edition of the race. In 1983, the rookie Laurent Fignon had won in the absence of Le Patron, Bernard Hinault. The 1984 race saw the two go head-to-head, with Fignon becoming the one and only person in history to have laughed at Hinault and lived. He did more than live, he won. The new guard was here, and they were making their presence known.

This photo is from the stage to l’Alpe d’Huez. LeMond was riding in support of Fignon, and Robert Millar, in his second Tour, was leading the King of the Mountains competition, which he would eventually win. Millar wrote an account of this stage in Issue 13 of Rouleur, which everyone should make an effort to find a copy of. He describes the attacks that come fast and furious on the penultimate climb in such vivid detail, it makes my guns ache. But worse than that is his and LeMonds effort to hold on to Fignon and Hinault’s wheels in the ride through the valley to Le Bourg d’Oisans and the base of the final climb. It is the perfect description of the suffering of the Cyclist. LeMond, in service to his leader, is on the front one moment as he reels Hinault in after an attack, before being cast into the gutter and the back wheel a moment later when the next attack comes. 

Just as 1984 was a watershed moment in the Pro peloton, 2013 is a watershed year for the VSP. This year we are offering five amazing prizes from five amazing partners.

Prizes

First prize is a Veloforma Strada iR road frame, painted in an exclusive Velominati color scheme with the newly-designed Velominati Super Prestige logo. Please note that this is a brand-spankin’ new frame for Veloforma. The geometry can be reviewed here.

Second prize is a pair of Café Roubaix carbon tubular wheels. The winner of this prize will be given the choice between the sub-1000g Haleakala wheels or a road version of my beloved Arenberg wheelset. As an additional incentive, anyone who enters their picks in the Tour VSP will get a $200 discount on any wheelset at Café Roubaix.

Third prize is a pair of Bont cycling shoes. The winner of this prize will be assisted in selecting the size, color, and model of shoe.

Fourth prize is a Flandrian Best kit from DeFeet consisting of a wool U-D-Shirt, Arm Skins, Kneekers, Slipstreams, and a pair of V-Socks.

Fifth prize is a wool jersey from our Keepers Tour tour partners, Pavé Cycling Classics.

Many thanks to each of our sponsors for providing such exciting prizes.

Rules

Enter your picks for the top five riders on G.C. by the time the countdown clock goes to zero; Grand Tour scoring rules apply. Check the mapping of your picks by the end of Stage 1 and use the dispute system should it be mapped incorrectly.

We will be enforcing Piti Principle rules much more closely. We will be accepting pick disputes through the start of Stage 2. After that, it will be at The Keepers’ discretion as to whether or not we allow the dispute. If your pick is ambiguous and we map them to the wrong rider, make sure you check your disputes before the deadline; we may reject the dispute after that time. For example, should both Tony and Dan Martin take the start and you enter “Martin” as your pick, we will pick one for you and you will have to live with it if you forget to dispute it before the deadline.

Good luck, and Merckxspeed.

Update: This is the same paint scheme that the winner will have, except the VSP Winner’s Badge will be replacing the V-Lion.

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Buck Rogers

    So who wins tomorrow's stage? Anyone care to guess? Andy Schleck has been looking better and better each day. He is far enough back on GC to have a go and get away with it. Roche? Cannot see him winning, although he'll try like hell early on and fail famously. Froome? Let's this one get away to quiet a few doubters? Sparky Contador keeps attacking until he breaks Froomie? J-Rod drops them all with 3 k's to go? Mollema and Tan Dem who will have no lack of home supporters and history as well on their side? John "Fuck-no-you-can't-have-my-wheel" Gadret? Kreuze? Martin? Porte? Gesink perhaps? Evans back form the dead (wouldn't count on THAT one)???

    For my money, I am betting on Kreuziger followed by J-Rod and Froomie.

    No matter what, it will be awesome!

    I think Kreuziger would be fired in Paris if he did that.

  • @Bianchi Denti  I expect the Spanish Inquisition will be tightening the thumbscrews on Froome again tonight - can't wait. Some strong work expected from Porte and Rogers. I also expect the fans to be mental on Alpe du Huez. Just hope P1 & P2 can hold their shit together and get the names right at least!

  • @Nate

    @paolo Way to outflank @brett for the lanterne rouge. Don't you live over here? We say "math" and there are more of us.

    My question is, how many of them are they doing? One math is all I've ever been able to handle.

    @Buck Rogers Can't fault you for no ice. I like a little ice for bourbon, but not for Scotch. Come on out and we'll run a cogal in your honor.

    Yeah, come out anywhere on the west coast and someone will sort you out. Come to Seattle and we'll kick it 'clops style and do one just to drop you a few times.

  • @paolo

    @Nate

    @paolo Way to outflank @brett for the lanterne rouge. Don't you live over here? We say "math" and there are more of us.

    @Buck Rogers Can't fault you for no ice. I like a little ice for bourbon, but not for Scotch. Come on out and we'll run a cogal in your honor.

    I do live over here and I switch nationalities as is my wont. Bit like Frank only it's more legit becaue I have dual citizenship. You do say math. There are more of you. It just makes you wronger....

    We are not wronger, we is worser.

  • @frank

    My question is, how many of them are they doing? One math is all I've ever been able to handle.

    Who knows. Anyhow, I don't think I have ever heard of a famous British mathematician.

  • @Bianchi Denti

    @Buck Rogers

    So who wins tomorrow's stage? Anyone care to guess? Andy Schleck has been looking better and better each day. He is far enough back on GC to have a go and get away with it. Roche? Cannot see him winning, although he'll try like hell early on and fail famously. Froome? Let's this one get away to quiet a few doubters? Sparky Contador keeps attacking until he breaks Froomie? J-Rod drops them all with 3 k's to go? Mollema and Tan Dem who will have no lack of home supporters and history as well on their side? John "Fuck-no-you-can't-have-my-wheel" Gadret? Kreuze? Martin? Porte? Gesink perhaps? Evans back form the dead (wouldn't count on THAT one)???

    For my money, I am betting on Kreuziger followed by J-Rod and Froomie.

    No matter what, it will be awesome!

    I think Kreuziger would be fired in Paris if he did that.

    Nah, kind of Kline how Servais Knaven won Paris Roubaix while on Museeuw's team.  One of his attacks will stick when he and Bertie are one-two'ing Froomie.  Cuntador will still be top five, I bet.

  • @Nate

    @frank

    My question is, how many of them are they doing? One math is all I've ever been able to handle.

    Who knows. Anyhow, I don't think I have ever heard of a famous British mathematician.

    I'm thinking you probably have heard of the godfather of calculus, Sir Isaac Newton.

  • @Buck Rogers

    @Bianchi Denti

    @Buck Rogers

    So who wins tomorrow's stage? Anyone care to guess? Andy Schleck has been looking better and better each day. He is far enough back on GC to have a go and get away with it. Roche? Cannot see him winning, although he'll try like hell early on and fail famously. Froome? Let's this one get away to quiet a few doubters? Sparky Contador keeps attacking until he breaks Froomie? J-Rod drops them all with 3 k's to go? Mollema and Tan Dem who will have no lack of home supporters and history as well on their side? John "Fuck-no-you-can't-have-my-wheel" Gadret? Kreuze? Martin? Porte? Gesink perhaps? Evans back form the dead (wouldn't count on THAT one)???

    For my money, I am betting on Kreuziger followed by J-Rod and Froomie.

    No matter what, it will be awesome!

    I think Kreuziger would be fired in Paris if he did that.

    Nah, kind of Kline how Servais Knaven won Paris Roubaix while on Museeuw's team. One of his attacks will stick when he and Bertie are one-two'ing Froomie. Cuntador will still be top five, I bet.

    Little Andy is going to go up the road with a couple other non-contending climbers for the win, and the top 10 will try and crack Zoomy 6-7 min back. It will be exciting, but won't work. Unless Clenbutador is having steak for dinner tonight.

  • @scaler911

    @Buck Rogers

    @Bianchi Denti

    @Buck Rogers

    So who wins tomorrow's stage? Anyone care to guess? Andy Schleck has been looking better and better each day. He is far enough back on GC to have a go and get away with it. Roche? Cannot see him winning, although he'll try like hell early on and fail famously. Froome? Let's this one get away to quiet a few doubters? Sparky Contador keeps attacking until he breaks Froomie? J-Rod drops them all with 3 k's to go? Mollema and Tan Dem who will have no lack of home supporters and history as well on their side? John "Fuck-no-you-can't-have-my-wheel" Gadret? Kreuze? Martin? Porte? Gesink perhaps? Evans back form the dead (wouldn't count on THAT one)???

    For my money, I am betting on Kreuziger followed by J-Rod and Froomie.

    No matter what, it will be awesome!

    I think Kreuziger would be fired in Paris if he did that.

    Nah, kind of Kline how Servais Knaven won Paris Roubaix while on Museeuw's team. One of his attacks will stick when he and Bertie are one-two'ing Froomie. Cuntador will still be top five, I bet.

    Little Andy is going to go up the road with a couple other non-contending climbers for the win, and the top 10 will try and crack Zoomy 6-7 min back. It will be exciting, but won't work. Unless Clenbutador is having steak for dinner tonight.

    Interesting to see if Froomey and Portey get musettes inside the no-feed zone again. Strange that nothing seemed to appear in the media about that. I woudl have thought that was worth some cheap scuttlebutt. But maybe that's just a sad reflection on me...

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