Velominati Super Prestige: Le Tour de France 2013

Robert Millar leads Greg LeMan on the road to l’Alpe d’Huez in 1984

The early eighties saw the tide change in the European Peloton. Components were taking on a new, curvy shape as they left their boxy forms behind. The glint of toe clips in the sun would become a rarer sight as the move towards clipless pedals would take hold in 1985. English speakers were winning the big races classically won by continental Pros.

The 1984 Tour could be my favorite edition of the race. In 1983, the rookie Laurent Fignon had won in the absence of Le Patron, Bernard Hinault. The 1984 race saw the two go head-to-head, with Fignon becoming the one and only person in history to have laughed at Hinault and lived. He did more than live, he won. The new guard was here, and they were making their presence known.

This photo is from the stage to l’Alpe d’Huez. LeMond was riding in support of Fignon, and Robert Millar, in his second Tour, was leading the King of the Mountains competition, which he would eventually win. Millar wrote an account of this stage in Issue 13 of Rouleur, which everyone should make an effort to find a copy of. He describes the attacks that come fast and furious on the penultimate climb in such vivid detail, it makes my guns ache. But worse than that is his and LeMonds effort to hold on to Fignon and Hinault’s wheels in the ride through the valley to Le Bourg d’Oisans and the base of the final climb. It is the perfect description of the suffering of the Cyclist. LeMond, in service to his leader, is on the front one moment as he reels Hinault in after an attack, before being cast into the gutter and the back wheel a moment later when the next attack comes. 

Just as 1984 was a watershed moment in the Pro peloton, 2013 is a watershed year for the VSP. This year we are offering five amazing prizes from five amazing partners.

Prizes

First prize is a Veloforma Strada iR road frame, painted in an exclusive Velominati color scheme with the newly-designed Velominati Super Prestige logo. Please note that this is a brand-spankin’ new frame for Veloforma. The geometry can be reviewed here.

Second prize is a pair of Café Roubaix carbon tubular wheels. The winner of this prize will be given the choice between the sub-1000g Haleakala wheels or a road version of my beloved Arenberg wheelset. As an additional incentive, anyone who enters their picks in the Tour VSP will get a $200 discount on any wheelset at Café Roubaix.

Third prize is a pair of Bont cycling shoes. The winner of this prize will be assisted in selecting the size, color, and model of shoe.

Fourth prize is a Flandrian Best kit from DeFeet consisting of a wool U-D-Shirt, Arm Skins, Kneekers, Slipstreams, and a pair of V-Socks.

Fifth prize is a wool jersey from our Keepers Tour tour partners, Pavé Cycling Classics.

Many thanks to each of our sponsors for providing such exciting prizes.

Rules

Enter your picks for the top five riders on G.C. by the time the countdown clock goes to zero; Grand Tour scoring rules apply. Check the mapping of your picks by the end of Stage 1 and use the dispute system should it be mapped incorrectly.

We will be enforcing Piti Principle rules much more closely. We will be accepting pick disputes through the start of Stage 2. After that, it will be at The Keepers’ discretion as to whether or not we allow the dispute. If your pick is ambiguous and we map them to the wrong rider, make sure you check your disputes before the deadline; we may reject the dispute after that time. For example, should both Tony and Dan Martin take the start and you enter “Martin” as your pick, we will pick one for you and you will have to live with it if you forget to dispute it before the deadline.

Good luck, and Merckxspeed.

Update: This is the same paint scheme that the winner will have, except the VSP Winner’s Badge will be replacing the V-Lion.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @brett Your input's been pretty fucking negative. Pointless even.

    @brett

    @Bianchi Denti

    Yeah, but that guy also said Lance was clean too...

    http://stevetilford.com/2013/07/18/froome-power-released/

    If Froome is such a freak, why wasn't he a freak as a junior, or even neo-pro? And all his bullshit "ooh, I didn't expect to win that satge... or this one... or this one"; fuck off, if you're that much better than everyone else you would be expecting to always win.

    Do you do bikes? I was hoping that the conversation round here would be about the racing, but we've been sucked down the wormhole of rabbitting what the large press organisations are discussing, you know, the papers who cover one cycling event per year and the only institutional memory they have  of cycling is doping. Fucking knobends who don't know what they're talking about in other words.

    Hate to point this out Brett, but someone's got to win, it's the point of calling it a "race" and not the "Grand Handholding Boucle De here's your fucking participation award of France". To win someone has to be better than the others, and Froome's been on that level for a number of years now. If you hadn't noticed it's not his or our fault. We've all slung insults at Contador, Cavendish, Wiggins, fuck the list in endless in the past because they've managed to win something, now it's just getting fucking old.

  • @brett

    I think we are all on the same page here... I'm sick of the Tour being a joke, as you all are, but rather than acknowledging that Froome is a dirty cheat, some of us try and believe what we are seeing is credible. Because we've seen it all before, and don't want to get burned again.

    Admit it - you were a dirty Lance lover weren't you. Elbows deep in yellow bracelets for years.

  • @brett

    Because we've seen it all before, and don't want to get burned again.

    "You can learn to love and trust that love again. You can..."

  • @frank

    For me, I think its more unfair to call a clean rider a doper than it is to call a doper a clean rider.

    The underlying logic of this has broad application. Or should. 

  • If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a fuckin duck.

    But I do admire you guys' holding on to hope... and yep, I'll still watch the races and ride my bike and love it all, as will you.

    Over and out.

  • @strathlubnaig

    The real scandal here is not doping, or not, it is THIS !!

    Yes, I pointed that out earlier, but all you fuckers wanted to do was focus on doping!

    Frank, Strickland is stealing your thunder!

  • @frank

    @TommyTubolare

    I'm not holding that scale. It would make my arms bulk up too much, lifting that kind of weight. And it sat there in the same setting for a long time, I have no reason to doubt it, though I'd rather have seen the scale hanging from the ceiling.

    just by measuring it you've skewed the result.

  • @unversio

    @brett

    Because we've seen it all before, and don't want to get burned again.

    "You can learn to love and trust that love again. You can..."

    I would rather be burned by a liar than to accuse an honest man of cheating.

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