Velominati Super Prestige: Le Tour de France, Stage 20

Reach for your recovery drink of choice, grab a little massage if you can, load up on carbs tonight, and get ready for the ultimate showdown for final Tour glory tomorrow to be contested in 41 kilometers contra la montre. I’m talking about the fans, not the riders, obviously. Because these last two days have nearly killed us.

This is anyone’s time trial. At 41km, it’s just long enough for Cadel to pull one out, and it’s just short and hilly enough for Andy to retain enough of his lead. Sure, Evans will certainly beat the Grimplette, but by how much? In last year’s final ITT, Andy almost pulled out the upset, until the wind kicked up and the youngster’s sit up and beg TT position had him more sail that sailor. It’s hilly enough to give the climbers a chance of staying in it, and the long descent to the finish will play to the fastmen against the clock.

Will his new Maillot Juane play Redbull to Andy and give him wings? Or will the scent of Yellow drag the Cadelamonster to his prize? Both Andy and Cadel know what it’s like to stand on the second step of the podium. Neither wants to stand there again. And both riders are different men than they were the last time it happened. Both have been hardened by the bitter taste of defeat that lingers long on the tongue.

I, for one, can hardly take it any more. Vive le Tour.

You know the drill, get your picks in by 5am Pacific tomorrow morning. Good luck.

 

 

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Leroy

    @Marcus
    We have gorgeous weather & women and even better roads. You get your sorry ass out here and we can settle this on the asphalt like some real men.

    I've been thinking on this and I still can't quite figure it. Are challenging him to some sort of daylight brothel-crawl roadtrip challenge?

  • @Oli
    Feel free to email me your contact info at the email address above and I'll forward you a copy of the email exchange... You can read it for yourself.

    @Chris
    I do agree about Alberto. Up to yesterday, there was nothing going there but there was a moment yesterday that it looked like he might just turn things completely on their head and, even in his failure, he drew out the field and really changed the race. I just have a tremendous respect for the defiance of his go down swinging last gasp. As for the drivel, can't disagree there either... I'm an admitted hot head and quick to get sucked in. I'm not gonna go back and forth on the internet all night though about whos opinion is more awesome though so, if he's willing to put his money where his mouth is I'm willing to risk getting my ass handed to me. And, no not very rule 9 at all... in fact, there is so little rule 9 to be found in SoCal that I actually get excited when it rains.

  • @Alpin











    Is anybody here in need of Free Fresh Beer and Friendly Police ? ))
    the 2011 TDF is so successful here that all the stands, Buses and training camps are closed to the BIG general public..and as that wasn't the case with the Dauphiné i didn't bother to reclaim some accreditations, so..i'm pretty f*cked right now... nevertheless, i'll try now to ride to the mountains to get some live shots in the wild ... we'll see!

    Sir (and this is said with sarcasm and jealousy that can't be conveyed over the 'net), you suck!
    Thanks for the great photos! Wish I was in your camera bag.

  • If it's close at the end of today, will they race to the death?

    Richard Moor, author of Slaying the Badger "Even if there's only a second between Cuddles and one of the Schlecks, I don't see any racing on the Champs-Élysées. That'll be it. Game over"

  • Frandy is frantically appealing to the UCI right now to let them ride the course together.

  • @marko

    Frandy is frantically appealing to the UCI right now to let them ride the course together.

    When they retire, they'll start showing up at local races riding in the Masters Tandem category.

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