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Velominati Super Prestige: Le Tour de France, Stage 20

Reach for your recovery drink of choice, grab a little massage if you can, load up on carbs tonight, and get ready for the ultimate showdown for final Tour glory tomorrow to be contested in 41 kilometers contra la montre. I’m talking about the fans, not the riders, obviously. Because these last two days have nearly killed us.

This is anyone’s time trial. At 41km, it’s just long enough for Cadel to pull one out, and it’s just short and hilly enough for Andy to retain enough of his lead. Sure, Evans will certainly beat the Grimplette, but by how much? In last year’s final ITT, Andy almost pulled out the upset, until the wind kicked up and the youngster’s sit up and beg TT position had him more sail that sailor. It’s hilly enough to give the climbers a chance of staying in it, and the long descent to the finish will play to the fastmen against the clock.

Will his new Maillot Juane play Redbull to Andy and give him wings? Or will the scent of Yellow drag the Cadelamonster to his prize? Both Andy and Cadel know what it’s like to stand on the second step of the podium. Neither wants to stand there again. And both riders are different men than they were the last time it happened. Both have been hardened by the bitter taste of defeat that lingers long on the tongue.

I, for one, can hardly take it any more. Vive le Tour.

You know the drill, get your picks in by 5am Pacific tomorrow morning. Good luck.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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scaler911 says:

Jul 23 2011 at 8:09 am

@frank

You know what the problem is with the Schlecks? No V in their names. Cadelephant has a V in his name. Nuff said.

+1
mouse says:

Jul 23 2011 at 8:09 am

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

*cough*

I mean; well done old chap. Jolly good show.
harminator says:

Jul 23 2011 at 8:09 am

Q. What is the second letter of this year's TdF winner's surname?
il ciclista medio says:

Jul 23 2011 at 8:10 am

@Collin

I think there is some type of strange quantum entanglement between the Swivelnecks. Their time gaps are the same. They both can't ride their bikes downhill. They both swivel. They might be the same rider in some highly unlikely way.

Invisible tandem?
Ron says:

Jul 23 2011 at 8:11 am

Amazing that an Aussie will win & he's not a manly bloke, just a wee fella with the dimple chin & that high voice...

Will the blokes in their Canterbury shorts and Blundastone boots still cheer him on?
Blah says:

Jul 23 2011 at 8:11 am

Woot.
harminator says:

Jul 23 2011 at 8:12 am

@harminator

Q. What is the second letter of this year's TdF winner's surname?

Doh! Frank beat me to it.
Mikael Liddy says:

Jul 23 2011 at 8:12 am

@mouse

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
*cough*
I mean; well done old chap. Jolly good show.

+1
JPA says:

Jul 23 2011 at 8:13 am

@Collin

I think there is some type of strange quantum entanglement between the Swivelnecks. Their time gaps are the same. They both can't ride their bikes downhill. They both swivel. They might be the same rider in some highly unlikely way.

Too many baths together as kids
xyxax says:

Jul 23 2011 at 8:14 am

Cadel: courage and class.
Congratulations to everyone in Australia, New Auzeland, and Ausmania.