Velominati Super Prestige: Luik-Bastenaken-Luik 2012

Eric Van Lacker leads LBL riding the most beautiful saddle ever made, the Rolls.

I thought I’d take this opportunity to move en danseuse on Rule #89 and to refer to Liege-Bastogne-Liege by its less-common Flemish name. It also draws into sharp relief that fact that while Dutch may be every bit as expressive and subtle as French, it certainly sounds less sexy.

Some races seem to foster a romanticism that other races of equal difficulty simply can’t match. Sometimes it is due to the parcours of the event, but many times it has to do with its history and the tales of superhuman effort that capivate our imaginations and builds on itself. The last few editions of this event have left something to be desired in terms of its legend, with the event falling to riders with less-than-pristine records. But that probably only means we’re due for another epic, so buckle in. Perhaps snow is in the forecast, or perhaps the hearts of the early break foil the computers dictating the pace to the field and it stays away. Or perhaps we wind up with a nail-biting sprint finish between the big names. One thing is for sure; the final of this race is perhaps the most difficult of any race on the calendar, with a combination of kilometers and climbs taking its pound of flesh from any who venture towards the line.

La Doyenne is a monument, and as such the winner of this event will win the customary symbol pack and earn the right to comment for the remainder of the season with the LBL Winner’s comment badge. Check the start list, watch the countdown timer, and try not to Delgado this beautiful race. Bon chance.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @frank

    @Pedale.Forchetta

    @RedRanger
    "Not a fan of Bruyneel..." is enough for me.
    I can just add that I wasn't a fan even when he was a rider too.

    Totally agree. The stunt he pulled on Indurain in 1994 was just not a classy way to ride. You learn a lot about a person by the way they ride in a group.

    I will resist the urge to comment on reasons why someone might not be a fan of a sports figure. Did he not do his time in the pain cave? Who cares how he got there etc etc?

    I won't say those things. Good on ya for having likes and dislikes.

  • I real;y am fucking useless at this game. However I believe I have learnt a few things from this spring:
    1) J-Rod will never win a monument as he can't go the distance (neither can Boss Hog)
    2) Vo-clair (beautiful pronunciation by the Sporza commentators) will be a major factor next year)
    3) Vanendert & Rolland (who on a bike has style in spades) are part of the new generation coming through)
    4) Philleeeppe will be back next year

  • @Jarvis
    Rolland was looking Magnificent today, and so was Tommy V. Great, great stuff. I am secretly very glad that Philippe tanked at the end; he hasn't shown the form and it would be...disappointing...had he suddenly risen to the top. And, as always, I admire a rider who fights in the face of a setback - putting his team on the front and riding like a leader was a great thing to see. His stock rose for me today.

    J-Rod, and anyone on Astana: waiting for your positive tests is like waiting for a kettle to whistle: you know it will happen, but the fucking thing is just gurgling and wheezing but won't just get around to actually boiling...

    @eightzero
    At least you're letting it go!

  • @frank

    @Jarvis

    J-Rod, and anyone on Astana: waiting for your positive tests is like waiting for a kettle to whistle: you know it will happen, but the fucking thing is just gurgling and wheezing but won't just get around to actually boiling...

    Ahhh, someone finally actually goes there! I did not have the heart to say it.

  • @frank

    @ChrisO

    On the down side... I wonder if and what the Cycling News live text commentary meant when they said "The Kazakh team has certainly had the winning formula in the Ardennes this week."

    "And in other news, there are several new, untestable variants of EPO on the market."

    @the Engine

    Hopefully they'll play Borat's version of the Kazakh national anthem as punishment for such poor taste in haircuts.

    And kit.

    The Astana kit is an abomination - on a good day it looks like spare stuff from an amateur cross country ski team from a fairly remote part of an underpopulated American state.

    Not that I'm bitter about him losing me points etc but did anyone spot the major Rule #82 faux pas as Iglinsky crossed the line?

    Of course we shouldn't be surprised as Astana riders are frequently seen wearing their turquoise and yellow team tights whilst actually riding in races>.

  • On the Keepers Tour RVV ride we rode past a dude at least as fat as Lampre Man wearing an Astana kit pissing on the side of the road. That was weird.

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