Velominati Super Prestige: Luik-Bastenaken-Luik 2013

The monument to Eddy Merckx at the top of the Stockeu.

There is something to love about a race that makes a deviation to its route for the simple joy of sending a fleet of professional riders up a fiendishly steep and narrow ramp. The Cote du Stockeu offers zero benefit to the route from a logistical standpoint – in fact, all it does is complicate things. On the way down from the Cote de Wanne – usually at breakneck speed – the race enters the small down of Stavelot. Just before hitting the town proper, you make a right turn and ascend a wall that does little more than become steeper as it twists it way up for 2.4km. Riding the route with Museeuw during Keepers Tour, he quietly tried to dissuade us of riding it, “You don’t need to do this for me; I’ve never enjoyed this one.”

At the top lies the monument to Merckx and his 525 victories. Upon reaching it, the route takes a sharp left turn and descends right back down to exactly the same spot from which it climbed up. This is why I love this climb so much; its just free pain for the racers – a steep climb just for the sake of making their legs hurt a bit more. Shortly thereafter, the route rolls down a few valleys and arrives at the Cote de la Redoute (The Fearsome), which signals the beginning of the finale. Its too far from the finish to make a winning move, but if you’ve got bad legs, you’ll be left behind to suffer all the way to Ans.

Amstel has been sorted, as has La Fléche. Both were won by an outsider. I don’t think the big names will let that happen again. Surely Gilbert and the Sag Wagon will have their act together this time around.

Check the start list and enter your picks in by the time the countdown clock goes to zero at midnight on Sunday morning Pacific Time. The winner of this monument will post for the next year with the LBL Winners Badge. Good luck.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Mikael Liddy

    Sensational 1-2 from Ryder & Martin. Disappointing ride from the world champ, sitting up from 3rd in line & asking others to take a turn. No dice sunshine, those bands mean you should be riding...

    Agreed. Especially as he was sitting on the wheel of Nibali and another Astana guy at the time. If you've burned your team matches then you can't expect someone else to help you chase down.

  • @ramenvelo

    @scaler911

    Jesus, fucking MERCKX!!, 1K to go, J rod takes a flyer, all my guys are there, and the feed won't even reload. BLANK SCREEN! (Guess I should be in church).

    This is as close to church as I get.

    Ya, me too. But at that point anything woulda helped. I even tried this:

  • Wow, this is big. Garmin makes good on it's spring racing. Dan Martin has been slowly working his way up the pro ranks.

    Adrian appears to be the winner here. Nice work! These results are provisional. I will wait for the moaning of disputes to die down before any final results go up.

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  • Why did I put f'ing Froome in my picks? And Gilbert, you ruined me. Oh it's good I'm not making a career of this betting. I suck at this.

  • Gotta find Sean Kelly's Eurosport comment on youtube. I wonder if he actually showed emotion.

  • @Mirko

    Gotta find Sean Kelly's Eurosport comment on youtube. I wonder if he actually showed emotion.

    That would be a no, at least during the live broadcast.

  • @all

    As of now, if you pick a rider who's last name is ambiguous, you must contest the matching prior to the race starting or be specific enough in your pick that we know which rider you mean.

    A case in point is choosing "Martin" and disputing the pick after Dan wins and Tony is a no-show. As of now, disputes on ambiguous names will be rejected at our discretion; it smells strongly of the Piti Principle.

    Nevertheless, results are updated:

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  • Yeah, hey another point. Martin, JRod and Martin? Guess I need to throw my computer.

  • Ryder is a bit of an ungainly rider, very dichotomous. He is a beautiful rouleur, going Phantom Aero etc, but then from no where when he's climbing in that big gear, its all a bit like a bag of spanners.

    When J-Rod went, I thought it was over and that doping little pocket rokkit would have it sorted. Not so! Martin to the rescue! Loved it! And Valve-cap - he was there and I was sure he would get carried to the finish line. All in all, I can't remember more riders whom I didn't want to win getting to the line in the front group and having a guy like Martin take them all for a ride. Fantastic stuff. LBL, I love you.

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