Velominati Super Prestige: Men’s Elite Road Race 2013

Gobbles goes clear on the Cauberg in 2012

The world championship road race stands out among all other one-day races as the one where the winner is awarded both a curse and a jersey to carry for the next 12 months. It also inspires way too many riders to wear white bibs, which is an alarming trend in itself and one which I hope Brian Cookston, the new UCI President, prioritizes over the doping problem – let’s face facts: white shorts on rainy days does more damage to Cycling’s image than any doping scandal ever could.

Be that as it may, I often find myself wondering if its easier to win a Grand Tour or a one-day race. Certainly, winning a Grand Tour requires focus, discipline, and performance across a wide range of terrain and over a long period of time, but it also offers the opportunity to recover from a bad moment and to take advantage of the days where the terrain or discipline suits the qualities of the rider. A one-day race, on the other hand, is shorter but also less controllable. All in, no net; a moment’s inattention could be disastrous and in an instant your chances could disappear up the road.

The World Championships are also the only race which has brought Mary V to tears after narrowly losing the title. The Dutch don’t cry easily, especially not the ones who bleed pure V.

The Worlds are always a live wire of a race; the national teams mean the riders are riding for and against their usual teammates. Team unity is always a question, and loyalties are hard to predict. All for one and one for all, until a mate goes up the road and suddenly things start looking blurry. Throw in a circuit race, a big climb you ride 17 times, a steep ramp about V km from finish, and you’ve got yourself a race Nostradamus would have a chore predicting.

The Men set out in what is predicted to be horrendous weather on Sunday, September 29. Check the start list, rattle the bones, and put your picks in by the time the clock goes to zero. Good luck.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • 1. "let's face facts: white shorts on rainy days does more damage to Cycling's image than any doping scandal ever could." Best. V-Quote. EVAR!

    2. My picks are total dumbfuckshitte. But....why not go with expereicne in a race with no formula?

    3. Winning a GT does require a disciple. e.g. Wiggo/Froome.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Valverde
    2. Horner
    3. Gilbert
    4. Sagan
    5. Faboo

  • @eightzero

    1. "let's face facts: white shorts on rainy days does more damage to Cycling's image than any doping scandal ever could." Best. V-Quote. EVAR!

    2. My picks are total dumbfuckshitte. But....why not go with expereicne in a race with no formula?

    3. Winning a GT does require a disciple. e.g. Wiggo/Froome.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Valverde
    2. Horner
    3. Gilbert
    4. Sagan
    5. Faboo

    dumbfuckshit???  You have four of the total five odds on favorites.  Only Horner is an outlier and who knows what he can do?  Seems like pretty smart picks to me.

  • @eightzero I had a sense to choose Horner as well, but then thought his bones may have already begun to degenerate in the past week.

  • @unversio

    Final. No more.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. RODRIGUEZ OLIVER Joaquin
    2. CANCELLARA Fabian
    3. HUSHOVD Thor
    4. VALVERDE BELMONTE Alejandro
    5. HENAO MONTOYA Sergio Luis

    After all that you ended up going with Thor in your top V?  Damn, that's BALLS!

  • @unversio

    @Buck Rogers Only that we mentioned Thor in the shop yesterday "” "how much he has not done lately". Picked due to superstition.

    Exactly!  Who knows?  The Dude could totally show up, esp if the weather is shit.  It's going to be one of the best World's since '89!

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