Velominati Super Prestige: Men’s Omloop Het Nieuwsblad

Tarmac in bad state - Isn't that why we're here?

The 2012 Velominati Super Prestige kicks off in proper form this season with the debut of Omloop Het Nieuwsblad as part of the series. I’m tempted to stubbornly refer to this race as Het Volk, but I’ll toe the line and refer to the race by its bewildering new(ish) name.

This is a tricky race to predict because the big races in April are a funny distance away; they are close enough that riders wanting to do well there should be in good enough form to be competitive now, but far enough off that a win here could indicate a rider hitting their peak too soon.

In fact, the latter seems to be the case: riders who show brilliance here rarely shine in April when the Monuments of Vlaanderen and Roubaix are contested. De Vlaeminck, Museeuw, Van Petegem, Vandenbroucke – all champions of the Cobbled Classics and all men who never succeeded to win Het Volk/Het Nieuwsblad in the same year as either of the big cobbled classics; in fact, a cursory study of past results lists reveals only Merckx and Ballerini as being able to pull this particular double.

This timing makes Het Nieuwsblad a particularly difficult race to predict; in addition to the wily nature of any cobbled classic, the big names may not quite have the eye of the tiger while riders with an outside chance at victory in April may be focusing their early season on glory in this minor classic which covers many of the sacred roads as de Ronde.

With that we kick off the first event of the 2012 VSP; up for grabs is the personalized Velominati Shop Apron to the contestent who wins the season-long competition. Check the Main VSP page for scoring guidelines and rules. As a sidebar, we’ve also made lots of changes to the VSP engine; despite my usual nonchalant approach to production-testing, I’ve actually done my best to test the system this time around. There are, however, too many scenarios to be sure I covered them all, so I strongly encourage you to enter your picks early, knowing that you can make changes all the way up until the VSP closes. If you notice something behaving strangely, please let us know and we’ll have time to resolve the issue or let you know precisely why you’re crazy.

Picks close at 5am Pacific time on Saturday, and since last year’s VSP taught us that our readership sucks at time zone calculations (I’m looking at you, Bretto), we’ve introduced a countdown clock which should make even the most bone-headed of contestants aware of how much time they’ve got left to enter their losing picks (now I’m looking at you, Ron).

Good luck, and stand by for the VVomen’s Het Nieuwsblad VSP, scheduled to go live tomorrow.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Let's make this shiznit happen!

    VSP PICKS:

    2. Tom Boonen
    3. Juan Antonio Flecha Giannoni
    4. Lars Boom
    5. Edvald Boasson Hagen

  • Let's try that again. I think it might be because I included punctuation on my first pick.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Thor Hushovd
    2. Tom Boonen
    3. Juan Antonio Flecha Giannoni
    4. Lars Boom
    5. Edvald Boasson Hagen

  • It's been too long...

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Double H on the comeback trail
    2. Langeveld
    3. Boom goes the Dynamite
    4. Ballan
    5. Rollin Canuck

  • @Chris

    Foul! Foul! I'm forced to register a formal protest.

    Oh, I'm sorry. Are you paying for a service?

    Should be working again...

    ANYONE WITH LESS THAN FIVE PICKS SHOWING NEEDS TO RE-ENTER THEIR PICKS OR YOU WILL NOT GET POINTS FOR THE MISSING SELECTIONS.

  • @scaler911,@Netraam, @Chris
    Enter your picks now - the system should be working. I was up until 3 last night getting the last bits in place and, of course, that little innocuous code change I made right before going to bed had a bigger implication than expected in my state.

    And indeed, this is why I recommended people get their picks in early...thanks for your patience.

  • @Calmante

    Let's try that again. I think it might be because I included punctuation on my first pick.

    Quotes may cause problems, but they shouldn't interfere with getting the picks submitted.

  • @The Oracle

    Here goes.

    Dammit. What did I do wrong? My picks didn't show up. Are they supposed to? Do I need to sign up somewhere? AAAAARGHHH!

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Boonen
    2. Thor
    3. Boasson Hagen
    4. Flecha
    5. Van Avermaet

  • Dark horses all. 'DUM DUM DUMMMMM!!!!"

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Maaskant
    2. Boom
    3. Flecha
    4. Ballan
    5. Hayman

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