Velominati Super Prestige: Men’s Ronde van Vlaanderen 2016

Everybody knows there are two kinds of cobbles. Big cobbles, little cobbles, grippy cobbles, and slippy cobbles. And when it comes to mastering the stones, no one is better than the undisputed King of the Cobbles, Kenny Van Vlaminck. And speaking of cobble legends, there is a great piece on our friend Johan Museeuw over on Rouleur today.

According to the weather reports, there is going to be wind and rain on Sunday. And if you watched the live coverage of Gent Wevelgem last week, the storm that blew in after the race was wicked intense. And, since I’ve decided not to visit Belgium this year, you can be pretty sure that the weather will finally be rubbish. You’re welcome.

We rode the RVV route (the classic route, not the crap new one) in the wind, rain, and hail a few years back, and it was striking how slippy the cobbles on the Paterberg and Koppenberg are in the wet. These climbs are borderline doable in the dry, and if you need to get out of the saddle for some extra juice, it is going to take some good bike handling to keep from spinning out.

And don’t forget we’ve got wicked prizes on offer; Don Walker is giving a free custom steel frame to the winner of the VSP overall, and Café Roubaix is awarding a set of their CR Wheelworks Arenberg wheelsets to the runner-up. Third place gets a free V-Kit. Boom. So get prognosticating and get your picks in before the clock goes to zero. Good luck!


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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @xyxax

    I’m coining a new acronym, NIRTO

    3 or more picks in the top five, None In The Right Order.

    Throwing in a “FFS” is almost de rigeur, FFS.

    Glad for Sagan and class to VanMarkuh for not challenging Fabs for seond.

    Fabs said on the Sporza interview that he just missed that second when the attack occurred and was annoyed that it was Kwiat going. Couldn’t answer why he didn’t go with Sep’s counter.

    In that case, I double nitro'd today.

    But holy shit, what a performance by Sagan though! Incredible! I think this one will go down in the annals of Mt. Velomis and be recounted by us mere mortals for some time to come.

  • @Erik

    well it looks like you've at least got that pretty leaf to keep you company til late September.

  • HOLY FUCKITYFUCKFUCK was that BRILLIANT or WHAT???  Fucking SAGAN killing it and winning it in style.  No one will work with you???  Then why not just crush all their souls and ride away in the saddle to victory!!!  God that was so GREAT!

    I was eating a brunch with the In-Laws in southern NH and following the live ticker via smart phone and I had to run outside the restaurant and just SCREAM when he won it.  So fucking brilliant!!!  To paraphrase Doctor Evil, "This race completed me".

    Just watched the last 30 k's on youtube while on the trainer after a six hour drive home.  Such class and style from all of the top three.  Cancellara saying his goodbyes in the final 500 meters and Vanmarke, after a few digs around the 800 meter mark, allowing him to go out in style.  Just such a beautiful moment.  Pure class athletes from a pure class sport.  Vanmarke redeemed himself a bit there by coasting in behind Sparty.

    Jesus, I am spent!

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