Velominati Super Prestige: Milano San-Remo 2012

Fignon drills it on the Pogio in 1989. Photo: L'Equipe

The Poggio. It’s probably one of the most famous easy climbs in the world; going through old cycling photographs, I rarely come across one where the leaders haven’t moved Sur La Plaque. It has a reputation, however, for being a real leg breaker, mostly because any climb is a big climb once you cross its summit after a paltry 291 kilometers. And the descent provides one of the twistiest, most exhilarating finales in the sport.

This race stands apart as the longest on the calendar, and represents the only of the five Monuments where the sprinters have a chance at final glory. But this can have it all: the long, solo break routinely makes it to the finish uncaught. The final attacks on the Poggio regularly stick. The attack that goes away on the climb often gets caught on the descent. And, sometimes the whole thing stays together for a bunch gallop. Essentially, any ride who is on form has a chance at glory. This is a unique race.

The question on everyone’s mind is wether Cavendish can get over the Poggio in position to make it to the finish in the first group. If he does, then you can jot down the winner right now. He’s lost some significant weight in the last few weeks, so his climbing should be good; we also have it on good authority from our eyes and ears on the roads in Italy that the Manx Mouth has been spotted training in the hills of Italy with the express intention of making it over the last bump. If, on the other hand, he gets spat out the back like a rainbow turd when the road points uphill, it will be a free-for-all. The fast semi-climbers with descending skills like Nibbles are talking big about their chances. And who in their right minds would ever discount Faboo with his brommer or Gilbert once he fires the howitzers.

So rub your lucky rabbit’s foot and throw some salt over your shoulder; you’re going to need some divine intervention on this one. This year’s VSP is also the first year where we’ll be offering a special badge to the winner of the monuments. We can’t unveil the MSR Badge yet, but the winner of this VSP event will have the honor of posting with the badge until next year’s event. The winner will also receive a free Symbol Pack. Check the start list and get your picks in by 5am Pacific on Saturday morning; if timezone arithmetic isn’t your strong suit, just watch the countdown timer in the banner at the top of the site. As usual, your points go towards the overall VSP as well.

Good luck.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @scaler911

    When I first started racing seriously, a buddy of mine who was giving me guidance when I made Cat II, said "it's almost never the strongest guy in the field that wins the race, but the guy that's the smartest". Nibbles could't have helped if he wanted to on the flats, and Faboo tried a trick that I've used to success 1/100 times; try and bury the guys behind you with sheer willpower. While I'm not a big fan of Gerrans, he did what he had to do.

    +1 - that's the incredibly cool thing about Cycling and one of the reasons I was always more in love with this sport than Nordic skiing, where the strongest almost always wins.

    Look at this thread. Both sides are right - Gerrans rode a perfect, smart race. Faboo was the strongest and raced from the front and lost. The result? We get to sit here and bicker like children until the next race and then we'll do it all again. There is so much complexity and its so embroiled in the gray, that we can all be right and all be wrong. I love it.

  • @frank
    I think most of us can agree that regardless of the result it was a very good if not outstanding vintage of MSR -- love seeing the attack over the top and insane descent work out.

  • @wiscot

    @LA Dave

    Seriously, are those t-shirts available or are you messing with us? I'd buy the Spartacus one no probs.

    Sorry Wiscot, meant to link earlier, they are available in the 10 speed hero store:

    http://tenspeedhero.com/

    Great site for road and cyclocross fans like all of us.

  • @Anjin-san

    OK- I missed the race today with family activities (me and my twin girls were in a taekwondo tournament- some iron was brought home by them!) and I am pissed that I missed the race and only picked two of the top five, but fuck me, if Mr. George Hincapie wasn't in the thick of it till the finish. 20th... that guy is a stud!

    I got Big George at 33rd, but even still, pretty amazing. What strikes me is that a look at the top ten and you realize tht all of them are all powerhouse racers. No faking this race. 300 k's are sure to separate the men from the boys, eh?

  • Also saw that Cav was a DNF. What happened to him? Did he miss the time cut or quit?

  • @Buck Rogers

    Also saw that Cav was a DNF. What happened to him? Did he miss the time cut or quit?

    Cav couldn't climb, did a rainbow turd, was ~55-60 seconds off the lead group with 50ish K to go. Sky went to the front and hammered, but then they sat up. He looked pretty worked.
    I didn't know he'd abandoned though.

  • I enjoyed the race. I liked the climbing, the finishing, the gamesmanship. I don't like being mid-pack in the VSP, but eh, it's a long season.

    To me, getting two hours of soccer in, then watching the final 70 km of Milan Sanremo while having a (pre!)noon beer is a pretty awesome Saturday morning.

    La Vie Velominatus.

  • @frank

    There is so much complexity and its so embroiled in the gray, that we can all be right and all be wrong. I love it.

    Except this time, when you're just plain wrong.

  • @brett
    He's got a gift for making out like we were agreeing all along when we're in direct contradiction. Without emoticons I'm forced into saying LOL.

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