Velominati Super Prestige: Milano San-Remo 2012

Fignon drills it on the Pogio in 1989. Photo: L'Equipe

The Poggio. It’s probably one of the most famous easy climbs in the world; going through old cycling photographs, I rarely come across one where the leaders haven’t moved Sur La Plaque. It has a reputation, however, for being a real leg breaker, mostly because any climb is a big climb once you cross its summit after a paltry 291 kilometers. And the descent provides one of the twistiest, most exhilarating finales in the sport.

This race stands apart as the longest on the calendar, and represents the only of the five Monuments where the sprinters have a chance at final glory. But this can have it all: the long, solo break routinely makes it to the finish uncaught. The final attacks on the Poggio regularly stick. The attack that goes away on the climb often gets caught on the descent. And, sometimes the whole thing stays together for a bunch gallop. Essentially, any ride who is on form has a chance at glory. This is a unique race.

The question on everyone’s mind is wether Cavendish can get over the Poggio in position to make it to the finish in the first group. If he does, then you can jot down the winner right now. He’s lost some significant weight in the last few weeks, so his climbing should be good; we also have it on good authority from our eyes and ears on the roads in Italy that the Manx Mouth has been spotted training in the hills of Italy with the express intention of making it over the last bump. If, on the other hand, he gets spat out the back like a rainbow turd when the road points uphill, it will be a free-for-all. The fast semi-climbers with descending skills like Nibbles are talking big about their chances. And who in their right minds would ever discount Faboo with his brommer or Gilbert once he fires the howitzers.

So rub your lucky rabbit’s foot and throw some salt over your shoulder; you’re going to need some divine intervention on this one. This year’s VSP is also the first year where we’ll be offering a special badge to the winner of the monuments. We can’t unveil the MSR Badge yet, but the winner of this VSP event will have the honor of posting with the badge until next year’s event. The winner will also receive a free Symbol Pack. Check the start list and get your picks in by 5am Pacific on Saturday morning; if timezone arithmetic isn’t your strong suit, just watch the countdown timer in the banner at the top of the site. As usual, your points go towards the overall VSP as well.

Good luck.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Pedale.Forchetta
    As always, thank you, friend: super shots and taken with the keen eye of a Velominatus.

    @frank: I think we need some kind of permanent little V-camera icon to accompany @Pedale.Forchetta's posts on the site.

  • @Marcus

    @minion
    You had me at "I was right.."

    That's just Creepy.

    @Bretto - Herk! It's a shop joke, you use herk when someone takes the piss out of you and you've got no comeback.

  • @Steampunk

    @Pedale.Forchetta
    As always, thank you, friend: super shots and taken with the keen eye of a Velominatus.

    @frank: I think we need some kind of permanent little V-camera icon to accompany @Pedale.Forchetta's posts on the site.

    I agree! Thanks as always for sharing, Pedale!

    Will you be the official photographer of the Keepers Tour?

  • @Mikael Liddy

    @RayElVis
    Keep winning like this & they should be fine.

    What, like HTC Highroad and LeOpard was fine ?

    I'm pleased to see Gerro and the other Aussies doing well but I'm not sure that having new teams set up as expensive train sets for wealthy individual backers is a good thing for the sport.

    If they couldn't get even modest corporate backing off the back of all the Australian success on road and track in the last few years you have to wonder how they ever will.

  • @ChrisO
    Yeah I thought about that as soon as I posted it.

    I think the main reason Jayco won't come on board as major sponsor is that they're a major sponsor of Cycling Australia & they didn't want it feel too much like a national team on the Pro Tour (don't ask me how it's different when it's the Ryan's own money as opposed to Jayco's, it was their explanation).

  • @ChrisO
    I think another problem in attracting sponsors was that people were still a little wary after the previous year's Pegasus debacle, I suppose my original point was hopefully some success will convince a sponsor or two to take a shot on them.

  • @Pedale.Forchetta
    Beautiful shots!

    Any advice on photography? I'm bringing a 50mm and a 15mm to the Keepers' Tour. You have a nice combination of composition and clarity!

  • @G'rilla
    Lenses are perfect, you'll be close to our friends, so you do not need a tele.
    Just put your passion in the camera!

  • Cancellara had to pull, or finish 10th or something.

    Also, I recently saw a discussion about Nibbles descending skills: it seems most people think Nibali is a good descender because he is just reckless. This in comparison with technical descenders as Cancellara and (a tad older) Savoldelli. I tend to agree.

    What are the opinions on this?

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