Velominati Super Prestige: Milano-San Remo

RDV wins La Primavera in 1973

The second annual Velominati Super Prestige kicks off with La Primavera, Milano-San Remo on March 19. The first Monument of the year, MSR is the first true showdown of the year where all the big names will be en forme and willing to sell their mothers to notch this prestigious win.  Although known for its famous climbs including the Cipressa and the Poggio, it isn’t the terrain that poses the greatest challenge in this race, but it’s distance.  At almost 300km, this race is a monster. Without having ever ridden it, I can tell you with zero confidence that the Poggio is not a steep or difficult climb, but with a big pile of kilometers already ridden, even its moderate gradient will weigh heavy in the legs.

MSR often finishes in a bunch sprint, but not always. With a well-timed attack on the Poggio and more than a handful of seconds buffer before starting the descent, riders with technical descending skills (sorry, Les Freres Grimpeur, never gonna happen) can stay away and spoil the day for the fast men.

We find ourselves with a pile of data gleaned from watching Paris-Nice and Tirreno-Adriatico, but La Primavera happens to be enough of a wild-card that all that data will only serve to cloud judgement. Our advice? Take out the radio earpiece to and vote on feel.

The winner of this VSP edition will earn an “Obey the Rules” bumper sticker  and all reader’s points qualify towards the final prize of the free personalized Velominati Shop Apron.  This year we’ve enhanced the entry mechanism; if you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings in the designated area above the posts section, bearing in mind that entry/modification of picks closes at 5am Pacific time on the day of the race.  Check the Super-Prestige main page for rules and scoring information.

Good luck.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Petacchi, Duque, Rojas, Bennati, Ballan, Boonen, Cancellara, Gilbert, Pozzato, Haussler, Sagan, Paolini gripel in the front group, davis, goss, cav in the second.

    Cancellara and tomeke to leave the rest for dead on the poggio?

  • Halfway in the race, I think Gilbert, Pozzato and Boasson-Hagen still have a chance.

    I nominated none of them.

  • You know why Hushovd is off the back? Violation of Rule 15. First time I've ever been disappointed by the lad.

  • Boy, with the way this is splitting up, Haussler and Gilbets have some serious stake here.

    Loving the tall guy drilling it for BMC.

  • @frank
    Might that be why Friere's in that group... did he violate Rule 15 too?
    HouseOnFire's gonna get all the Garmin Support from now, so I've still got a chance... 3 of my guys look out of it though :(

  • House on Fire dancing away in the white ladies. He looks marvelous. Merckx I love that guy.

    Who's giving Boonen the memo that helmet with no shades isn't a good look? Unless he wins, in which case it's an excellent look.

  • @frank
    I switched White Line Fever out... so he better not win... HouseOnFire & Gibblets... come on. Spartacus looks like a threat

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