Velominati Super Prestige: Milano-San Remo

RDV wins La Primavera in 1973

The second annual Velominati Super Prestige kicks off with La Primavera, Milano-San Remo on March 19. The first Monument of the year, MSR is the first true showdown of the year where all the big names will be en forme and willing to sell their mothers to notch this prestigious win.  Although known for its famous climbs including the Cipressa and the Poggio, it isn’t the terrain that poses the greatest challenge in this race, but it’s distance.  At almost 300km, this race is a monster. Without having ever ridden it, I can tell you with zero confidence that the Poggio is not a steep or difficult climb, but with a big pile of kilometers already ridden, even its moderate gradient will weigh heavy in the legs.

MSR often finishes in a bunch sprint, but not always. With a well-timed attack on the Poggio and more than a handful of seconds buffer before starting the descent, riders with technical descending skills (sorry, Les Freres Grimpeur, never gonna happen) can stay away and spoil the day for the fast men.

We find ourselves with a pile of data gleaned from watching Paris-Nice and Tirreno-Adriatico, but La Primavera happens to be enough of a wild-card that all that data will only serve to cloud judgement. Our advice? Take out the radio earpiece to and vote on feel.

The winner of this VSP edition will earn an “Obey the Rules” bumper sticker  and all reader’s points qualify towards the final prize of the free personalized Velominati Shop Apron.  This year we’ve enhanced the entry mechanism; if you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings in the designated area above the posts section, bearing in mind that entry/modification of picks closes at 5am Pacific time on the day of the race.  Check the Super-Prestige main page for rules and scoring information.

Good luck.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

View Comments

  • @frank
    Old Zeeland was host to stages of both the Giro and the Tour last year mate. The super sketchy, crash-infested early stages right along the Dutch coast. Followed by the even sketchier, more crash-infested Ardennes stage in the Tour...

    Ahhh the memories.

    Sucked balls at VSP. Good start to the season - only way is up.

  • @G'phant
    THE DUTCH JUST DON'T STOP GIVING. My Merckx, we're awesome. I knew I liked New Zealand. Very familiar with the Dutch one...my uncle Max is a Baron over there, beatiul place down there. I'm glad I asked, because it just reinforced the raddness of Our Precious Essence.

    @Jarvis
    Weird. I'll look into it. Nothing personal, but it might have had to do with sneaking up unnoticed.

  • G'phant :
    @Jeff in PetroMetroDid any NZ Velominati have any luck finding live coverage? If so, where?

    Yo no se.

    I didn't even know there was an OLD Zealand, but I bet they get excellent live coverage.

  • speaking of Nova Zeelandica or whateverthefuck, what the hell happened to KiwiCyclist? I miss that dude. Did you finally knock him off, G'phant?

    Did I hear my name being called?

    @Frank - New Zillind is rad - you should go - it has incredible riding terrain (both on and off road), scary roads but beautiful scenery. Plus they know how make proper coffee and play proper (rugby) football over there.

    Why don't you come across for the Tour Downunder next Jan, then do a side trip to NZ? The antipodean Velominati will 'show you a good time' with or without bike in either location.

    @Marcus, eat dick - I ain't bitin'.

    @Brett, your recent article about letting the bush grow on the guns couldn't have been more prescient. I have been, well not quite bedridden but, suffering through the first of the virus' (bad headcold -yeah I know -pussy) that sweep the nation when autumn kicks in here and have not been able to throw a leg over any of the bikes in the collection in anger (apart from the cruiser on Sunday) for nearly 9 days while I do my best to cough up my lung lining.
    I've got to the point where personal grooming habits have fallen away, the 'bush' on the guns is starting to look like a 'normal' man's legs and Mrs Kiwicyclist is starting to give me disconcerting sideways glances I haven't seen since before we had kids.
    Should I (a) abandon La Vie temporarily and make the most of the potential action coming my way, while similtaneously working on acquiring early winter flab build up and letting my form on the bike continues to deteriorate or (b) stop this backsliding at once and lather up at the earliest possibility?

    p.s. great win by Goss. I'm looking forward to watching it when I'm finally allowed access to the fvcken TV in my household...

  • @Kiwicyclist
    1. Refer Rule 5. Amazing that your alleged cold made itself known AFTER you were dropped like a bad habit in your last race of summer. Read Rule 5 again.
    2. Refer Rule 33. Brett's article was clearly a test to see who has been paying attention. You failed.
    3. Goss's win has nothing to do with you. You are from New Zealand.

  • So, fellow Velominati, as you can see - Marcus and I have something of a symbiotic relationship.

    And I told you not to mention that last race to anyone.

    Ever.

  • @Kiwicyclist
    Hmmm, quite a conundrum you have. If the only way for you to get 'action' is to resemble a sasquatch, then I say make the most of it, but then lather up asap while you can still see your toes.

Share
Published by
frank

Recent Posts

Anatomy of a Photo: Sock & Shoe Game

I know as well as any of you that I've been checked out lately, kind…

7 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Men’s World Championship Road Race 2017

Peter Sagan has undergone quite the transformation over the years; starting as a brash and…

7 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Women’s World Championship Road Race 2017

The Women's road race has to be my favorite one-day road race after Paris-Roubaix and…

7 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Vuelta a España 2017

Holy fuckballs. I've never been this late ever on a VSP. I mean, I've missed…

7 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Clasica Ciclista San Sebastian 2017

This week we are currently in is the most boring week of the year. After…

7 years ago

Route Finding

I have memories of my life before Cycling, but as the years wear slowly on…

7 years ago