Velominati Super Prestige: Milano-Sanremo 2016

Milan Sanremo. I know we’ve been watching the men and women crush the cobbles already, and that’s the spiritual beginning of the season, but La Primavera is the longest Classic of them all, and the first race of the season that will be a genuine target for all the gunslingers. Which makes this the symbolic start to the season and, typically, the first event of our annual Velominati Super Prestige.

Please don’t call it a fantasy cycling game; the VSP is based on the old season-long Super Prestige (and later the World Cup) which awarded points to riders for how they finished in the qualifying races. The points were tallied and whomever held the most points at the end of the season was declared the winner, was showered in champagne, got epic bragging rights, and presumably got the girl. During the year, the leader earned the right to wear the white leader’s jersey with verticalized rainbow stripes.

Our series is based on the same principle, where you select the riders you think will be in the top five, in order of finishing. Points are awarded for getting your picks right, and bonus points are on offer for getting close. The leader of the event gets a little white jersey as their posting badge, and those who win the events for the Monuments and Grand Tours get to post with a commemorative badge for the ensuing year.

For the last several years, we’ve also been offering some crazy prizes; a custom road frame to the winner, hand built wheels to the runner-up, and a full v-kit to the runner-up-runner. This year, we’re delighted to announce that our friend Dan Richter of Café Roubaix will be offering up another of our collaboration Velominati-CR Wheelworks wheelsets. The V-Kit is the same as last year, with the addition of the possibility to choose the new VLVV design should you so choose.

The big news is that Don Walker of Don Walker Cycles and the head honcho of the North American Handmade Bicycle Show is going to be offering one of his hand-built, custom road frames. I was introduced to Don through @Haldy, who owns something like five of his bikes. There is no denying it when you meet a fellow Velominatus: instant friendship. I had him build me a track bike for The Improbable Hour on Festum Prophetae, and now we’re flirting about my first custom road frame because my other bikes just seem so impersonal now.

Don is the quintessential small frame builder; he only take 6 customer orders per year so you won’t be rolling up to the local group ride only to find four other riders on the same steed. The rest of his bikes are for his team and for the therapy of working with his hands. Working with him on the bike design is an incredible experience; delving into riding style and position and fine-tuning every detail of the build. And then it quickly devolves into shit-talking and teasing. I am so excited to share this experience with the lucky winner.

With that, start prognosticating on your picks and check the scoring guidelines. I know some of you are doing some intense analysis, and recall that last season we had a tie which we had to break by going back to see which of the two were entering their picks in earlier on average. Also don’t Delgado it; we have been known to have the odd timing glitch and even though that’s not your fault, I’m still not going to manually enter your picks because you waited around and the window closed earlier than you thought it would. The kids probably have an emoji for that.

Good luck, and may the V be with you. VLVV.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Not sure embedding a gif will work (I think they're likely on Frank's shit list along with emoticons & hashtags), but how bloody good are the saves from Sagan & Cancellara?

  • @Mikael Liddy

    Yep, had to do a double take myself when watching the replay back yesterday.   Excellent skills and reaction times.  Pity Alonso didn't do the same in Melbourne yesterday.

  • @Mikael Liddy

    @Barracuda

    Look how close Che's foot goes to going right through Sags' front wheel, and how close Faboo's front goes to Sags' rear... could been all over for both of them by a matter of millimetres.

  • @Mikael Liddy

    Not sure embedding a gif will work (I think they’re likely on Frank’s shit list along with emoticons & hashtags), but how bloody good are the saves from Sagan & Cancellara?

    That is absolutely amazing bike handling, both of them, but Sagan in particular. Damn! How fast were they going at that point? Full bore, almost full sprint? Cancellara's rear wheel clearly locked up and went into a skid. And Sagan. The skills. A worthy world champ. Cancellara posted a few tweets about that finish, crash, and bike handling skills.

  • @Minnesota Expat

    From Twitter

    PROOF: Shocking new photo of Arnold Demure getting into the FDJ team car on the Cipressa climb. #cheat

    HaHa. Wrong number, wrong race, wrong kit. Is it even Demare?

  • @Minnesota Expat

    Well, yeah, all of pro sports. Maybe not curling, but do they get paid anything for spinning a stone down the ice? I’ll still spend three-hours on a beautiful sunny spring afternoon watching a stage from last years Giro, before watching a minute of pro football (Amurican style).What’s next, Ghent-Wevelgem and Tour of Flanders? Leaving Tuesday for two-weeks in Barcelona and our 20th anniversary (and a few stages of the Volta, of course). That’s entirely a coincidence, but the line-up is looking first class, just hoping for a decent internet connection!

    I grew up playing and watching all sorts of "American" ball sports. Not at all into cycling. Now...I can't bear to watch a second of the NFL, NBA or MLB. I honestly think the NFL is just a ruse to sell people a) huge trucks they won't use for trucking b) a new cell phone, that they don't need c) terrible lite beer. It's so slow, boring, scripted and overanalyzed and over-reviewed. I grew up watching a few hours on Sunday. Now I haven't watched a game since the last Giants Super Bowl win.

    As for cycling...yup, I can watch it all the time.

    Enjoy Barcelona!

  • Can I enter picks for next year's MSR right away? Thinking a few guys want that one back!

  • Crap, i posted this in the general VSP thread.

    But.  This is the funniest thing I've seen on the internet about the sticky bottle:

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