Velominati Super Prestige: Milano Sanremo 2017

Well, that didn’t go as expected. It was over a month ago the last time I wrote an article and every day since then, I’ve thought a thought something along the lines of, “Tomorrow, I write.” The funny thing about Tomorrow is that it never comes. My favorite band, Big Head Todd and the Monsters, even wrote a song about it back when I was still impressionable and even then I didn’t catch onto the whole “Today, I write” concept.

Daylight Savings happened over here. That’s always a big deal for me because now I’m officially able to ride after work without headlights. Which, if I was riding as much as I should, would be very important to me. Which I’m not. Although I have to say I’m stunned by how strong I am every time I do manage to ride my bike. And how incredible it feels to hurt. Afterwards, my legs remind me of this life. It is an important voyage back to the mothership, even when I’m not able to make as many visits as I’d like.

Like family.

Milano Sanremo is on Saturday, and I’m ashamed to say we haven’t sorted out the prizes yet for this year’s edition, though there certainly will be some. As it turns out, a free frame to the winner is not always a welcome thing in terms of cash outlay to get the bike up and running so we’re looking at some other options this go around. In any case, we have a cracking edition on our hands. Based on the racing so far this year, either everyone is clean or everyone is on the next thing – either way, the racing is spot-the-fuck-on. Can’t wait to see what the riders are going to pull out.

I’m behind on updating the schedule but will do any day now. Keep on holding your breath. Rest assured, get your picks in by the time the clock goes to zero and you’ll get your points. Good luck and more than anything – have fun! And now for some regularity on the whole writing bit. Not that that’s why you lot come around here.

VLVV.
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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Minnesota Expat

    @DVMR

    Jesus Christ, what kind of nincompoop (that’s right, I said nincompoop!) would turn their nose up at a hand-built custom frame? Send them my way if you don’t want them, cheers lads.

    Really? The answer might be a parent paying north of $60K/year for college room, board, books, fees and tuition.

  • @Teocalli

    @xyxax

    I wish I had not read that. Not a good image conjured there!

    VSP PICKS:

    1. viviani
    2. demare
    3. gaviria
    4. van av I mate
    5. sagan

    Not those balls, silly.  Though they're great. Again.  The BEST!  FACT!!

    At least you picked a likely winner.

  • @Buck Rogers

    @the Engine

    Only three weeks until I’m riding a Flandrian Classic myself – just throwing that in there…

    You’re doing the P-R cyclo? The full 230+ one?

    You are not doing RVV are you? I”m in for the 237 k’s of RVV, man! It doesn’t get real until the 8th hour, BABY!!!

    I think Ivor is doing Alex and William's Malteni PR/RVV gravel spectacular.

  • FFS. My fucking stream skipped from 7km to 4km, so I missed the move on the Poggio. Great finish though!

  • Result:
    1. KWIATKOWSKI Michal
    2. SAGAN Peter
    3. ALAPHILIPPE Julien
    4. KRISTOFF Alexander
    5. GAVIRIA RENDON Fernando

  • @mulebeatsdrums

    My laptop stream stopped at 1.7 km left, and never restarted.  Had to see it in replay.

    Hats off to Sagan making the move and Kwiat and Alaphil able to go with.

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