Velominati Super Prestige: Paris-Nice 2012

The master of Paris-Nice: Sean Kelly

It’s right around this time of year when the little voice in my head that spurs me on in cold, wet, Rule #9 conditions starts getting overpowered by all my other personalities who at this stage are gathering stones and crowbars and getting ready to enforce their will on him regarding their preference for riding in nice, warm, sunny conditions. I feel bad for the little guy, too, since he helps me a lot in a climate like the Pacific Northwest; but truth be told, my fingers still haven’t regained their feeling from last week’s ride and I admit it would be nice to arrive home after a ride triumphant and warm instead of frozen and soaked like a wet rat.

It appears I’m not the only one ready for some warmer weather, and Paris-Nice traditionally holds a place of honor as “The Race to the Sun” for its timing is such that the race often starts in the French interior with rain (and possibly snow), and arrives on the sunny Cote d’Azur in Nice in balmy conditions.

With that we start our first stage race of the season, along with an opportunity to expose more bugs and logical faults in the VSP software. But never mind that; the same basic rules apply as do with one-day races, expect the stakes are a bit higher with 10 points for first place, 8 for second, 7 for third, 5 for fourth, and 3 for fifth plus two bonus points per rider in the top five regardless of the rider’s placing. Should the race be exciting enough to merit its inclusion, The Keepers may elect to include a bonus round on the VSP for one of the stages along the way. Watch this space for news in that arena.

Check the start list and watch the countdown timer as picks close at 5am Pacific on Sunday; up for grabs is the personalized Velominati Shop Apron to the contestent who wins the season-long competition. Check the Main VSP page for scoring guidelines and rules. Seeing as this is the first stage race, I strongly encourage you to enter your picks early, knowing that you can make changes all the way up until the VSP closes. If you notice something behaving strangely, please let us know and we’ll have time to resolve the issue.

Good luck.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @marko

    Not for the win, but draffenator and Andrew think he'll end up as third and napolinige is guessing fourth.

  • @marko

    Isn't someone going to pick Dennis the Mennis?

    Really, really thought about it. I originally did, then balked. I'm sure I'll regret it.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. T. Martini
    2. Wiggin'
    3. Tommy V in the house
    4. A Valverde
    5. TJ in the Garden

  • Wow, we do like Wiggins for this, don't we? At least for a top 5 finish.
    I suppose it's in the English psyche to not dare to expect anything of any great hope until they actually deliver.
    Let's face it. Wiggo is far less likely to let you down than the English football team.
    I hope he gets this, then disappears until late June. Gets the dauphine and then rides at the front and gets a podium in the tdf. Doing the big pull for cav on the champs elyses

  • Levi is like a fine wine....

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Leipheimer
    2. Wiggins
    3. Valverde
    4. Kloden
    5. Van Garderen

  • @Mike Burdon

    I hope he gets this, then disappears until late June. Gets the dauphine and then rides at the front and gets a podium in the tdf. Doing the big pull for cav on the champs elyses

    Not a fuckin' chance, of course. But there is a chance, naturally, that I'm wrong. And, supposing for a moment that's the case, lets even go so far as to suppose he is in the Maillot Jaune on the Champs? Would he lead Cav out? That would be fuckin' badass, and if he did, I'd be a converted fan for ever.

    The more likely thing, of course, is that Cav burns all the leadouts on the flat stages and Wiggo rides alone in the mountains, has a chance right until the most critical moment when he needs a mate, and loses 5 minutes and any hope of a podium.

    As a side note - I've never seen the point of shooting for the podium. I say shoot for the win, and if you podium that's just that. I'd rather try for the win and finish last than try for the podium and never take a chance at the win. Its a very negative way to train and race. But I suppose there's too much money in winning at losing for that to be a realistic way to conduct yourself as a professional.

  • @frank

    I think you're right about the being realistic bit. Riders are on short contracts. Top ten finish..stock goes up. Podium..stock goes up. Your palmares means nothing if it says...blew it all and came in 34th but really went for the win. Shame but that's life. There are only very few racers who can afford to have that cavalier attitude and only because they have already achieved so much, I guess.

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