Velominati Super Prestige: Paris-Roubaix 2012

VELOMINATI HItS THE COBBLES OF CAPPELLE EN PÉVÉLLE. PHOTO: JESSE WILLEMS

We rode the Pavé of Roubaix in the dry, and any comforting feelings we might have been carrying about with us that suggested we had somehow prepared for them were summarily vaporized as we hit the first secteur. Riding together in a group, unable to reach for the brakes or the shifters, we all were hit with the same realization: these aren’t like the stones we have at home. Not if you live anywhere other than along the cobbled roads of Northern France. Not if you live in England. Not if you live in the Netherlands. Not even if you live in Belgium. And we won’t even talk about the rest of the world.

The Trouée of Arenberg is a sacred place. Arriving there, you feel the need to pray out of respect. Riding there, you feel the need to pray out of a sense of self preservation. There is no smooth path through these particularly rough cobbles. That was in the dry; if the race is wet as predicted by the weathermen (whom I assume are as bad at being right as they are in the States), then there isn’t a bag big enough to hold all the prayers the riders are going to need to get through these. And the Trouée is not the hardest or roughest secteur, by a considerable margin; that honor goes to Mons-en-Pévéle or Carrfoure de l’Arbre.

Keep an eye on the weather report as the race comes nearer, as wet roads will turn this race into one of attrition. Cancellara has broken his collarbone; Boonen, Pozzato, and Ballan are on form. But this is a long race, and details such as those matter little when a race contains over fifty kilometers of cobbles. Is it another year for the breakaway, or will the favorites close it down as they approach the finale? I don’t know, but watch the countdown timer and get your picks in by Sunday morning at 5am Pacific. Winner of this VSP event will earn the right to comment all year with the pavé commenting badge. We will also forgo the usual Symbol Pack prize awarded to a Monument and award the winner a copy of the local newspaper the day after the race.

Bon chance.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Boonen
    2. Sagan
    3. Hushovd
    4. Boasson Hagen
    5. Van Summeren

  • If Sagan isn't starting, then I need to fix my picks.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Boonen
    2. Hushovd
    3. Ballan
    4. Boasson Hagen
    5. Van Summeren

  • And Phinney won't finish.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Ballan
    2. Hausler
    3. Pozzatoe
    4. Vanmarcke
    5. Steegmans

  • ...which means Boonen will win. Bummed to miss out on the Vlaanderen fun, but Delgado stole the laptop out of my room in Madison during the Wisconsin mini-Cogal. Better computer than bike, mind...

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Hushovd
    2. Boonen
    3. Breschel
    4. Leukemans
    5. Pozzatto

  • @Ron
    Thor looked pretty knackered at RVV on the third climb of the Kwaremont, puffing and blowing - didn't even beat Gilbackwards if I remember rightly, and he looked in a world of pain too

  • Prize list for HoN

    The following prizes are awarded:

    PLACES PRIZES
    1st €30, 000
    2nd €22, 000
    3rd €15, 000
    4th €7, 500
    5th €3, 200
    6th €1, 700
    7th €1, 500
    8th €1, 300
    9th €1, 200
    10th €1, 100
    11th €1, 000
    12th €900
    13th €800
    14th €700
    15th €600
    16th €500
    17th €500
    18th €500
    19th €500
    20th €500
    TOTAL €91,000

    Now that is how to work hard for your paypacket! (bloody tennis players / golfers / footballers should be ashamed of themselves!!)

  • @Dr C

    @Ron
    Thor looked pretty knackered at RVV on the third climb of the Kwaremont, puffing and blowing - didn't even beat Gilbackwards if I remember rightly, and he looked in a world of pain too

    I call this an amazing tip from a Velominatus who was there looking Thor in the eye. You don't get that kind of tip anywhere else.

    Thanks Doc!

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