Velominati Super Prestige: Paris-Roubaix 2013

Faboo after dishing out the hurt on Le Carrefour de l'Arbre" src="http://www.velominati.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-1-620x465.jpg" width="620" height="465" /> The Lion cooks up a helping of V-cakes for Faboo after dishing out the hurt on Le Carrefour

It looks so easy on the television. Well, no, actually it looks pretty bloody hard. We think we have some understanding of how they suffer, how their bodies can take the continual beating. But we don’t really know. Not even by riding these abominations they call roads twice in the space of a few days can we understand the scale of the thing. Not even by witnessing firsthand a master of the cobbles effortlessly turning the cranks, cruising past us as if on a cushion of air by comparison to our bed of nails can we fully comprehend what it takes to ride these secteurs with any panache, style or speed.

While we witnessed a Roubaix masterclass from The Lion himself today, a new name could be added alongside his on the long list of legends on Sunday. Or it could be a former vainquer adding to an already impressive palmares. But as we’ve seen in the past, and even the past hours, luck plays as big a part as skill, talent and fitness in this most beautifully horrible race. And it plays an even bigger part in picking the top five in the VSP.

All you have to do is sit back and enjoy the spectacle. We’ll be doing the hard yards at the side of the roads of Troisvilles, the Troueé, and the Carrefour. Study the form guide, then throw it out. It’s no good to you here.

In the meantime here’s a look at a bunch of nobodies and a guru riding a secteur on today’s recon. The lesson comes at around 0.15.

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Brett

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  • Oh wow. I feel like i need a smoke after watching that race.

    Most epic race finish ever.

  • @Marko

    Hem is harder than they lead you to believe.

    Absolutely!  Esp if you ride every meter of the cobbles and not the sides like the pros (who are doing it for money and the win unlike pure amateurs like me!)

  • @biggles

    Oh wow. I feel like i need a smoke after watching that race.

    Most epic race finish ever.

    Agreed!

    My Eurosport feed started to get sketchy just as they got to the velodrome, but it all came back with about 3/4's of a lap to go. Great, great finish. Now to watch the NBC sports coverage like a replay.

  • @Dan_R

    @Dr C either I am a genius or a complete retard. Of the complete pack fill, I think Stybar will roll across first, fuelled by the disdain for his douchey boss.

    Almost!!

  • Wow great race and amazing finish so jealous of the
    Keepers for being in the middle of all the action.

    @sthilzy

    Now to spy at section 4 l'Arbre

    I spotted the V-flag with about 15 km to go, it went by too fast or a screen grab.

  • Great race! Thought the first 2/3 rds were setting up for a boring sunny day race but no! Sep rode an impressive race too.

  • @asyax

    Ooh, first and second!

    Ooh, nothing (except 2000 odd calories of beer)!

    Tops edition. Fabs deserved his win - strong & smart.

    Nextt year we need  Boonen v Fabs showdown.  Please book the beds William!

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