Velominati Super Prestige: Paris-Roubaix 2013

Faboo after dishing out the hurt on Le Carrefour de l'Arbre" src="http://www.velominati.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-1-620x465.jpg" width="620" height="465" /> The Lion cooks up a helping of V-cakes for Faboo after dishing out the hurt on Le Carrefour

It looks so easy on the television. Well, no, actually it looks pretty bloody hard. We think we have some understanding of how they suffer, how their bodies can take the continual beating. But we don’t really know. Not even by riding these abominations they call roads twice in the space of a few days can we understand the scale of the thing. Not even by witnessing firsthand a master of the cobbles effortlessly turning the cranks, cruising past us as if on a cushion of air by comparison to our bed of nails can we fully comprehend what it takes to ride these secteurs with any panache, style or speed.

While we witnessed a Roubaix masterclass from The Lion himself today, a new name could be added alongside his on the long list of legends on Sunday. Or it could be a former vainquer adding to an already impressive palmares. But as we’ve seen in the past, and even the past hours, luck plays as big a part as skill, talent and fitness in this most beautifully horrible race. And it plays an even bigger part in picking the top five in the VSP.

All you have to do is sit back and enjoy the spectacle. We’ll be doing the hard yards at the side of the roads of Troisvilles, the Troueé, and the Carrefour. Study the form guide, then throw it out. It’s no good to you here.

In the meantime here’s a look at a bunch of nobodies and a guru riding a secteur on today’s recon. The lesson comes at around 0.15.

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Brett

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  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Fabian Cancellara
    2. Jurgen Roelandts
    3. Alexander Kristoff
    4. Sylvain Chavenel
    5. Sebastian Turgot

  • rollin isn't riding apparently so i'll take hugo houle. going to be an early morning tomorrow,good luck to everyone,cheers.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. chavanel
    2. edvald boassen hagen
    3. flecha
    4. fab
    5. houle

  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Cancellara
    2. Chavanel
    3. Turgot
    4. Roelandts
    5. Ladagnous

  • @Ron

    Did anyone else read the story where Lefevre said none of his Quick Step riders had any balls, then told them they should be riding for that smaller Belgian team? I thought that was pretty scummy to mock a small team with far, far less money. Kind of poor form. I also saw an archived story from a few years back about, I think, Frank Vandenbroucke, his whereabouts, and his doping. Lefevre gave some very fishy replies to questioning, stuff that would really piss people off today. Old song n dance stuff, but from a few years back.

    I'm beginning to think less of him all the time.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Cancellara
    2. Chavanel
    3. Haussler
    4. Turgot
    5. Stannard

    I'll tell you thanks now for the treasure hunt you lead me down.   Okay so you peeked my interset.  He's a real team builder of a manager , his  articulation  or lack there  of in this case was a bad choice. Then i read on and find out he is talking with sky with regards to teaming up so they may have a better chance over all. I would think that sort of tactic you would want  out of the publics eye but what do i know. Ya i'm sure his guys are going to want to work real hard for him.  Justsayen

  • Oh not that i'm changing my VSP,  Fab has crashed twice this week and the last one was on a recon ride for the race. Banged his elbow up.

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