It looks so easy on the television. Well, no, actually it looks pretty bloody hard. We think we have some understanding of how they suffer, how their bodies can take the continual beating. But we don’t really know. Not even by riding these abominations they call roads twice in the space of a few days can we understand the scale of the thing. Not even by witnessing firsthand a master of the cobbles effortlessly turning the cranks, cruising past us as if on a cushion of air by comparison to our bed of nails can we fully comprehend what it takes to ride these secteurs with any panache, style or speed.
While we witnessed a Roubaix masterclass from The Lion himself today, a new name could be added alongside his on the long list of legends on Sunday. Or it could be a former vainquer adding to an already impressive palmares. But as we’ve seen in the past, and even the past hours, luck plays as big a part as skill, talent and fitness in this most beautifully horrible race. And it plays an even bigger part in picking the top five in the VSP.
All you have to do is sit back and enjoy the spectacle. We’ll be doing the hard yards at the side of the roads of Troisvilles, the Troueé, and the Carrefour. Study the form guide, then throw it out. It’s no good to you here.
In the meantime here’s a look at a bunch of nobodies and a guru riding a secteur on today’s recon. The lesson comes at around 0.15.
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Asyax takes the prize! Well done. Jesus, what a race. I couldn't do anything today until I could get home and watch this on dvr. Fabs is a tough monkey, Vanmarke too. I saw the banner in the forrest and Frank holding it at Carrefour. Nice job lads.
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OK, here is the VSP overall up to now. The generator requires copious amounts of Belgian beer and frites to deliver results.
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@$!%@&&?!!!! Not enough beer yet!!!
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muthafucka. I may have poured too much beer into it. If this doesn't work now I've broken it, as usual. Frank will have to be woken up from his vomit encrusted rug to fix it.
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@Gianni Heh, vomit-encrusted rug, funny.
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@Gianni
Hey Gianni, you got there and with your usual panache and verve!! Thanks for all the good work on the VSP you and the Froönk are the Bomb!
@Rob
Fantastic idea! One on each front corner. Install a new idiot when the first is worn through. Mad Max, it was all down hill for Mel Gibson from there.
@Gianni, let's not go there this is a one religion site...