Velominati Super Prestige: Paris-Roubaix 2014

Phinney takes flight in the Trouée d’Arenberg.

It has been a brutal week for us Keepers, having decided not to hold a Keepers Tour this year. Watching the action from half a world away has been almost too much for us to bear, and I know most of the participants from last year must be feeling similarly. On Sunday, we would be escorted by our friends and guides, William and Alex of Pavé Cycling Classics, shooting from one location to another to watch the race, eating Genevieve’s homemade sandwiches and pounding Malteni like its going out of style.

We may not be there this year, but that doesn’t change the question on everyone’s mind: can Fabian do the double a record three times? Personally, I hope not – I want the double to stay special. Until 2003, the previous winner of the double was de Vlaeminck who had managed it in 1977 at which point it had only been done six times previously. But since Van Petegem pulled it off in ’03, Boonen and Cancellara have done it twice each – that’s 4 doubles in the last 10 years.

Come Sunday morning, I’ll be gunning for Boonen. He’s been behind his form just a tad, but he forced the selection on the Koppenberg last Sunday, so he has the power. Maybe a day of killing it in de Ronde was last touch he needed and he’ll be peaking for Sunday. Fabian of course will be strong, but Sep and Greg had strong showings last week and Vanmarke is now proving to be Flecha’s replacement – hopefully he’ll have more luck taking a big win Sunday.

The points from the Paris-Roubaix VSP count towards the overall prizes plus the winner of this event also gets to post for the rest of the year in the cobblestone badge. So check the start list, review the VSP Scoring Guidelines and get your picks in by the time the countdown clock goes to zero at midnight PDT on Sunday the 13th. If you think we mapped one of your picks wrong, use the dispute system and we’ll review it. Also remember to be precise enough in your description so we know which rider you mean; in other words, if you enter “Martin”, we will use our discretion (read: wild guess) to decide if you mean Tony or Dan – and that choice will not be negotiable once the the countdown clock goes to zero, so be sure to give yourself enough time.

Don’t forget we’ve got three major prizes for the season-long VSP:

  1. First place overall wins a Veloforma Strada iR Velominati Edition frame in addition to the customary VSP winner’s VVorkshop Apron
  2. Second place overall wins a set of hand built CR Wheelworks Arenberg wheelset in a custom Velominati paint scheme laced to orange Chris King hubs. (CR Wheelworks is Café Roubaix’s new wheel goods brand.)
  3. Third place overall wins a full Velominati V-Kit with accompanying custom orange Bont Vaypor+ road shoes.

Good luck, have fun with it, and don’t lose your Rule #43 spirit.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @wiscot

    @Chris

    Bit of Paris Roubaix related stem porn for @frank. Dave Millar's bike:

    Couldn't find a matching seat post of epic proportions, sorry.

    What is that? 140mm? 150mm? One bolt at the back end too . . .

    and no dust cover? that kind looks like shit.

  • Yeah Cosmo is awesome at what he does, if  I miss a race and really want to know what happened that's the place I go, plus he's funny

  • @Bespoke

    @Gianni

    I'm pretty sure that's a vinyl skin.

    Nah bro, it will probably be Plastidip. Cool shit! Spray it on for a matt finish, it is what you oftentimes see on the matt finish paint jobs driving around..

  • @VeloVita

    @KW

    Yeah, I'm sorry, but I have to admit I was not super impressed with Boonen. When you've won P-R four times, do you really expect others to help you out? I'm sure it must be frustrating, but his constant gesturing seemed rather petulant, especially after he attacked the break and they came back together. Did he really expect any help then?

    You mean the same way that Cancellara gestures in any race where he is in a lead group and no one will work with him because they know that if they do, he's likely to win? I wouldn't call the gesturing petulant - in the thick of the racing with emotions running high and energy getting lower with every minute it seems fairly reasonable (not Boonen's expectations, but his frustration)

    This. Fabs races have been ruined (as in he has finished second or third rather than winning!) in the past by being marked such by a middle of the bunch group (i.e. excluding the team leaders). Tom happened to have it happen to him this time. He was epic to watch attacking, and the somewhat arrogant sounding interviews are to me common to most team leaders who don't win, for I have a theory that you have to be more self assured, and therefore come across as self centred, to succeed in most top level sports. Dissapointment at not winning is a byproduct of that, some just handle it with a bit more grace, though sometimes language can be a barrier. You have to step on some heads to win as many times as these guys have..

  • @andrew

    Y'know, after reading Geraint's comments about being fully committed to Brad in the final and how had hoped Brad would do more to chase Niki, and then Brad's comments about having good legs at the finish, I wonder if G doesn't have a bit of reason to be cheesed off at Sir Twiggo. If the upshot of the chat near the end was that Brad was feeling ok and that G should go up with De Backer to try and chase down for their respective guys, for Brad to basically cruise to the finish and play the star-struck innocent afterwards ('such an honour just to be there with those guys') seems a bit rough. Couldn't Brad have committed more to the chase if Geraint was going to anyway? It's not like they agreed to give it up as a lost cause, considering G went straight up the front after their tête-à-tête.

    Thomas was more of a stud than Twiggo. In the Tommeke bunch all day, in the wind, sent up the road by Twiggo to attempt a chase at Terpstra, then still beat Twiggo home, all of the Wiggins fanboyism is a little unjustified in my eyes, his slight break was nothing but a 15 seconds of fame "I hit the front" moment. Got sick of hearing about where Twiggo was in the bunch. Props for a top 10, but far from a story requiring so much adoration IMO, he sucked wheels all day, hardly covered himself in glory or justification, there's been less printed about Cancellara or Degenkolb..

  • Glad it's not just me as a biased Welshman, was pretty disappointed to read the comments afterward that suggested Geraint was working for Wiggins. I know he's a TDF winner and better rider than some give him credit for, but would it not be better for the classics specialist who's been plugging away at them for years steadily improving to have the team working for him rather than the star who fancies a go?

  • @andrew

    @Beers

    Wiggo's effort was even more disappointing since he was one of my picks and I finished the VSP in 196th and last place. I think it will sink in now for Sir Brad that if Terpstra could time trial to the finish then he might have done the same, perhaps his only chance to win ever and he blew it. "Have a dig for fuck sake" is something I may have shouted at the TV in the last 20km.

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