Every time I’ve ridden the Roubaix pavé, I’ve peed the next few days like I got VD from some dirty cobble. That might not really sell the non-believer on the pleasure of riding the sacred stones, but there truly is nothing like it anywhere else in the world. Here in Seattle, we have cobbled climbs and they are by all rights legitimately rough. But they pale in comparison to the brutality of the Flemish kasseien, and the Flemish kasseien pale in comparison to the French pavé.
When riding the cobbles, I sometimes find myself almost having an out of body experience, amazed at the fact that bicycle and rider are carrying on in a generally forward progression. On one occasion, I even found myself staring at a bidon that had ejected from my Arundel Mandible bidon cage, which itself says something about how rough the ride was. The bottle seemed to hang in the air for a moment as time slowed and I wondered firstly how the bidon had found its way past my top tube, and secondly whether I should fight the strangely strong urge to try and catch it.
Several of our V-Community brethren are over in Lille as we speak, riding the cobbles with our friends William and Alex from Pavé Cycling Classics and swilling Malteni like fools. They are over there because the thrilling sensation of savage shaking when you hit a secteur at speed from the smooth tarmac followed by the sense of overwhelming relief when the shaking stops as you return once again to the smooth pavement is an itch you have to keep scratching.
Sunday is Paris-Roubaix, the Queen of the Classics. And this time, it really does look like it’s going to be muddy and raining. Thank Merckx. Recall that Tom Boonen is the only favorite in the Peloton who has raced Paris-Roubaix in the wet, in 2002. Fourteen years since a muddy edition. Fourteen.
Will Boonen make it an unprecedented V wins? Or will Faboo come good and tie the record to join Boonen and de Vlaeminck? Or will Pinchy do the double and take his second monument? My money is on rain and an upset winner.
Don’t forget that the VSP Series winner takes home a custom Don Walker and that the runner-up gets a set of handbuilt Café Roubaix CR Wheelworks Arenberg wheels. Third place get a V-Kit. So start your prognostications on the start list, pray to whatever deity that melts your butter, and get your picks in by the time the timer goes to zero.
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@wiscot
Yeah, i have no clue when it comes to the financials of a team and what type of budget they are working with. I could probably google it but i like to pretend these guys race purely because they love it. But if i HAD to make the choice as the boss, I'd slip Tom his pink slip under a big bottle of something expensive, and take the guy who's got 10+ years of phenomenal racing coming his way.
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Tommeke will do it
Cancellara can do it
Vanmarcke deserves to do it
Stybar should have been Van Avermaet
Sagan... well... there is no getting around the guy...
And now you'll see benoot will win. That would be great!!
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@paolo
This is really great! Thanks for sharing. I love hearing first hand accounts of such encounters with "famous" people. Gives me faith in the present and hope for the future.
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Really great article about the most heartbreaking of all P-R's for us North American sorts.
Also was when I was a wee lad o'18 years and still had stars in my eyes. Remember this all one too well.
Re-watched it on the rollers yesterday at lunch on youtube. Such a race!
http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest-news/cycle-sports-classic-race-1990-paris-roubaix-61915
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Spin the wheel time.
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After watching the video Brett posted I just can't not pick Boonen. It may be a long shot, but since my odds of winning the VSP overall are low, I might as well go with my heart.
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