Velominati Super Prestige: Paris-Roubaix 2016

Every time I’ve ridden the Roubaix pavé, I’ve peed the next few days like I got VD from some dirty cobble. That might not really sell the non-believer on the pleasure of riding the sacred stones, but there truly is nothing like it anywhere else in the world. Here in Seattle, we have cobbled climbs and they are by all rights legitimately rough. But they pale in comparison to the brutality of the Flemish kasseien, and the Flemish kasseien pale in comparison to the French pavé.

When riding the cobbles, I sometimes find myself almost having an out of body experience, amazed at the fact that bicycle and rider are carrying on in a generally forward progression. On one occasion, I even found myself staring at a bidon that had ejected from my Arundel Mandible bidon cage, which itself says something about how rough the ride was. The bottle seemed to hang in the air for a moment as time slowed and I wondered firstly how the bidon had found its way past my top tube, and secondly whether I should fight the strangely strong urge to try and catch it.

Several of our V-Community brethren are over in Lille as we speak, riding the cobbles with our friends William and Alex from Pavé Cycling Classics and swilling Malteni like fools. They are over there because the thrilling sensation of savage shaking when you hit a secteur at speed from the smooth tarmac followed by the sense of overwhelming relief when the shaking stops as you return once again to the smooth pavement is an itch you have to keep scratching.

Sunday is Paris-Roubaix, the Queen of the Classics. And this time, it really does look like it’s going to be muddy and raining. Thank Merckx. Recall that Tom Boonen is the only favorite in the Peloton who has raced Paris-Roubaix in the wet, in 2002. Fourteen years since a muddy edition. Fourteen.

Will Boonen make it an unprecedented V wins? Or will Faboo come good and tie the record to join Boonen and de Vlaeminck? Or will Pinchy do the double and take his second monument? My money is on rain and an upset winner.

Don’t forget that the VSP Series winner takes home a custom Don Walker and that the runner-up gets a set of handbuilt Café Roubaix CR Wheelworks Arenberg wheels. Third place get a V-Kit. So start your prognostications on the start list, pray to whatever deity that melts your butter, and get your picks in by the time the timer goes to zero.
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385 Replies to “Velominati Super Prestige: Paris-Roubaix 2016”

  1. Nice work……. http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/racing/mayor-calls-farmers-remove-mud-paris-roubaix-sector-220200?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social

     

  2. @chuckp

    You won’t find a bigger Cannondale fan than me, but those team bikes are hideous. My 2009 CAAD9 looks better than that.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. F. Cancellara
    2. P. Sagan
    3. S. Vanmarcke
    4. Z. Stybar
    5. I. Stannard
  3. Damn you, Autocorrect.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Cancellara
    2. Vanmarcke
    3. Sagan
    4. Boonen
    5. Stybar
  4. @Steampunk

    @chuckp

    You won’t find a bigger Cannondale fan than me, but those team bikes are hideous. My 2009 CAAD9 looks better than that.

    I thought the same thing. That bike is far removed from the awesome 1999 saeco caad:

     

     

  5. VSP PICKS:

    1. CANCELLARA Fabian
    2. SAGAN Peter
    3. VANMARCKE Sep
    4. STANNARD Ian
    5. MARTIN Tony
  6. waffling as per usual

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Sagan
    2. Cancellara
    3. Van Marcke
    4. Boonen
    5. Boom
  7. Hopefully Cancellara or Sagan in a memorable and emphatic edition of P-R.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Spartacus
    2. Sagan
    3. De Panzerwagen
    4. Vanmarke
    5. Stybar
  8. lucky dip really, could have picked any of another 15 riders- including Trentin, terpstra, Benjoot, Oss…….

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Cancellara
    2. Stybar
    3. Rowe
    4. Sagan
    5. Vanmarcke
  9. VSP PICKS:

    1. Cancellara, Fabian
    2. Sagan, Peter
    3. Benoot, Tiesj
    4. Stybar, Zdenek
    5. Boonen, Tom
  10. @fignons barber

    @Steampunk

    @chuckp

    You won’t find a bigger Cannondale fan than me, but those team bikes are hideous. My 2009 CAAD9 looks better than that.

    I thought the same thing. That bike is far removed from the awesome 1999 saeco caad:

    I believe that model is the 1999 Psycho Caadel

     

  11. VSP PICKS:

    1. Cancellara
    2. KRISTOFF, Alexander
    3. Sagan
    4. VANMARCKE
    5. TERPSTRA
  12. @Steampunk

    @fignons barber

    Or even the 2004 Giro winner:

    Though I was also somewhat partial to the Liquigas colour scheme:

    Oh Le Petit Prince.  Damn I have always loved him.  Not sure why but he has always ridden with panache and style.

  13. VSP PICKS:

    1. SAGAN Peter
    2. CANCELLARA Fabian
    3. ROWE Luke
    4. STYBAR Zdenek
    5. VANMARCKE Sep
  14. @Teocalli

    Everything about this is perfect, the cobbles, the World Champion black jersey (classy), the team cap.  Can you imagine the feeling the rider at 2:16 had being passed by the world champion on the cobbles,…in ten years he will tell stories of how he raced Peter Sagan in Paris-Roubaix!   (maybe not everyone tends to exaggerate like me)

  15. VSP PICKS:

    1. Tom Boonen
    2. Fabian Cancellara
    3. Lars Boom
    4. Peter Sagan
    5. Sep Vamarcke
  16. Looks like tailwind for much of the race. I’m thinking Etixx get someone off the front and Styby sits in with a select chase group. Nonetheless Sagan proves his body is 80% testosterone and 20% élan and pulls out the sprint over the others, including an

    impressive Kristoff.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Sagan
    2. Stybar
    3. Kristoff.
    4. Cancellara
    5. VanMarcke
  17. VSP PICKS:

    1. Fabian Cancellara
    2. Sep Vanmarcke
    3. Alexander Kristoff
    4. Peter Sagan
    5. Jurgen Roelandts
  18. I see DVB as a potential upset winner.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Tom Boonen
    2. Dylan Van Baarle
    3. Peter Sagan
    4. Fabian Cancellara
    5. Tiesj Benoot
  19. Light rain at the moment, this might turn out surprisingly. The favorites stay the same in rain or dust, anyway, but it might be slippery. Or I’m just hoping that it rains tomorrow as well.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Sagan
    2. Vanmarcke
    3. Spartacus
    4. Tommeke
    5. Kristoff
  20. VSP PICKS:

    1. Fabian Cancellara
    2. Alexander Kristoff
    3. Luke Rowe
    4. Sep Vanmarcke
    5. Peter Sagan
  21. VSP PICKS:

    1. Fabian Cancellara
    2. Sep Vanmarcke
    3. Zdenek Stybar
    4. Alexander Kristoff
    5. Tom Boonen

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