Velominati Super Prestige: Paris-Tours 2013

All Haul Ass-Andrea Tafi

Oh brothers and sisters, we find ourselves here again. It was but a few moments ago when the Milan-Sanremo VSP went up. Racers fought the sleet, producing an unforgettable start to the Velominati VSP season. Cancellara, Nibali, Froome and, and Horner were all big points winners for our astute and well informed audience. But now it has come to Paris-Tours, the last big road race of the season, unless you count the Tour of Beijing, which we don’t.

Authon-du-Perche to Tours, 235 km of relatively flat riding; a sprinters route.  Or a passista’s route judging from some of the former winners: Tchmil, Tafi, Museeuw. Or if you inject enough epo into him, a climber’s route: Richard Virenque. I say this every year when this race comes up; his win here almost made me like him. I actually liked him a lot for this win but his overall obnoxious quotient kept him firmly in the hate.

So place your bets carefully. This race is quite hard to predict, it could go so many ways. And this is almost the last chance for bragging rights in the 2013 VSP so pray to your gods for guidance and make a move before Sunday. It would be a shame to Delgado the penultimate event of the VSP season.

Start list is here. Here is the very classy Andrea Tafi showing how you win a sprinters race the hard way.

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  • Boom, boom, boom, boom
    I'm gonna shoot you right down
    Right off your feet
    Take you home with me
    Put you in my house
    Boom, boom, boom, boom

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Boom Boom Boom Boom
    2. DeMare
    3. Degenkolb
    4. Van Avermaet
    5. Meersman

  • Back to the eternal second for T-Fail. Winning won't stick to it either.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Degenkolb
    2. Farrar
    3. Van Poppel
    4. Demare
    5. De Haes

  • Voila!

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Degenkolb
    2. Van Avermaet
    3. Ciolek
    4. Farrar
    5. Meersman

  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Warren Barguil
    2. Sylvain Chavanel
    3. Henrich Haussler
    4. John Degenkolb
    5. Gerald Ciolek

  • @seemunkee

    No time to think about this, son is getting married in 2 hours. hopefully better than a Delgado

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Farrar
    2. Van summeren
    3. Voukler
    4. Van averermaet
    5. Hausler

    You know how you know when you're a Velominati? When your son is getting married in 2 hours, and you're getting your VSP picks in. That's how it's done lads.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Terpstra
    2. Van Avermaet
    3. Voeckler
    4. Boom
    5. Van Summeren

  • Here goes nothing

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Degenkolb
    2. Van Avermat
    3. S. Chavanel
    4. Ciolek
    5. Farrar

  • VSP PICKS:

    1. A. Demare
    2. J. Degenkolb
    3. S. Chavanel
    4. G. Van Avermaet
    5. B. Coquard

  • Frankly I'm that far down the standings that this is a bit like racing against USPS with nothing better than cough syrup in your medicine cabinet, do I might as well go for the unlikely option.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Farrar
    2. Haussler (and his haircut)
    3. Degenkolb
    4. Van Avermaet
    5. Boom

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