Velominati Super Prestige: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2013

This is the real Ronde

Imagine a world without the little things we take for granted; a house without a roof, a pub with no beer, a Keepers Tour without any clothes. The last one is a reality for me at the moment, five days in and still no trace of where the hell between Wellington and Paris my bag (filled with V-Kit, shoes, helmet, everything) is. The other thing that has me perturbed again this trip is that there is no Muur de Grammont/Kapelmuur in the Ronde. To me, the race feels naked without it.

That won’t stop us from riding it next weekend though, and although there will be no crowds, no pros, there will still be the magical spirit of the great battles past on these hallowed stones. We’ll try and emulate The Lion and climb it in the big ring (or the 50t) while the man himself watches on, probably laughing inside, or indeed outwardly, as we succumb to the gradient and stab frantically at the left-hand shifter. Then we’ll realise just how ordinary we are and how special this hill is.

Even though the Muur is absent again this year, the 2013 Ronde is shaping up as one of the best in recent history. The battle between Faboo and Sags is well touted, but will they mark each other out of it and let an opportunist take their chance? My money’s on that scenario playing out, but if you have any sense you’ll see my VSP scores reflect a total lack of tipping nous so far this season and reject anything I predict as hogwash.

Check out the start list, grab a cold Malteni or other fine Belgian ale, slather your frites in mayo and keep your eye out for the V-Flag on the Oude Kwaremont this Sunday. Goed geluk!

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Brett

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  • @frank

    @Buck Rogers

    @frank

    @Buck Rogers

    @wiscot

    Whither to pick with head or heart? The head says Spartacus, the heart Boonen. However, I need VSP points so the head wins.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Cancellara
    2. Boonen
    3. Thomas
    4. Haussler
    5. Sagan

    Yeah, I hear you. I REALLY want Tomeke to win but I do NOT see it happening. If not Tomeke then I would love to see Sagan but I had to go with Sparty b/c I think that he will do it. Hopefully I'm wrong!

    The word around Vlaanderen is not for RVV, but he'll be peaking for Roubaix. The man is an animal, but I fear his head is full of doubts and when you're doubting yourself, you'll wind up doing a lot of thinking, and lets face - that does no one any good.

    Ahh, good to have the "inside" scoop! Still leaving him in the mix but down at 4th. Have a Molteni or three for me!

    Already done. So now I'm starting on a few Malteni's for me, now that I put your three down.

    Now that's a true friend right there.  Knew that I could count on you.

  • @TomC

    As others are doing here a my picks for the prematurely closed VSP

    (Mugatu voice) "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

  • I have money on G, best he delivers...

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Geraint
    2. Slyvain
    3. Saag Aloo
    4. Canceloutus
    5. Kristoff

  • Woohoo Delgado avoided!

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Sagan
    2. Stannard
    3. Faboo
    4. Chavanel
    5. Van Avaemert

  • Cobbles- a great deal of luck needed here, but hey, lets have a go

    VSP PICKS:

    1. cancellara
    2. sagan
    3. chavanel
    4. thomas
    5. voeckler

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