Imagine a world without the little things we take for granted; a house without a roof, a pub with no beer, a Keepers Tour without any clothes. The last one is a reality for me at the moment, five days in and still no trace of where the hell between Wellington and Paris my bag (filled with V-Kit, shoes, helmet, everything) is. The other thing that has me perturbed again this trip is that there is no Muur de Grammont/Kapelmuur in the Ronde. To me, the race feels naked without it.
That won’t stop us from riding it next weekend though, and although there will be no crowds, no pros, there will still be the magical spirit of the great battles past on these hallowed stones. We’ll try and emulate The Lion and climb it in the big ring (or the 50t) while the man himself watches on, probably laughing inside, or indeed outwardly, as we succumb to the gradient and stab frantically at the left-hand shifter. Then we’ll realise just how ordinary we are and how special this hill is.
Even though the Muur is absent again this year, the 2013 Ronde is shaping up as one of the best in recent history. The battle between Faboo and Sags is well touted, but will they mark each other out of it and let an opportunist take their chance? My money’s on that scenario playing out, but if you have any sense you’ll see my VSP scores reflect a total lack of tipping nous so far this season and reject anything I predict as hogwash.
Check out the start list, grab a cold Malteni or other fine Belgian ale, slather your frites in mayo and keep your eye out for the V-Flag on the Oude Kwaremont this Sunday. Goed geluk!
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@Buck Rogers Sounds like it couldn't have been much worst had he actually fiddled with Faboo's junk.
And this is basically just adding insult to injury after he got dropped so bad.
Unrelated: Here's a picture of his pained face as he is looking at Motorcus riding away:
Not sure what Sagan could have done differently in the race; on reflection he might have been better off just waiting for a bunch sprint, but that's not his style - and Spartacus was always going to do what he did anyway. I like the way Sagan works in a breakaway, and berates those around him who don't - but they all know that taking him to the line gives them little chance of success. A stong work ethic, even if tactically misguided, will win him some fans.
The podium incident was a bit unfortunate, and a sobering reminder of the immediacy of the web these days. I hope he reflects and learns from it, without censure from anyone in authority.
@Buck Rogers At least he grabbed ass and not dope!!
@LA Dave
Well said, Dave. Couldn't agree more. I don't think behavior like this helps Sagan, his team or the sport of cycling.
-Dinan
It's crazy how small the bikes look these days
@ChrisO
Merckx wins Milan San Remo at the age of 20. No historical account of ass grabbing. It seems by the measure of the Prophet, Sagan is a late bloomer and acting the fool.
Sagan is a saint compared to some of the idols worshiped around here.
@itburns I think measuring anybody by Mercks' standard is an unprophetable exercise.
But LA Dave's comment was, as I read it, more about his general self promotion - the wheelies, the celebrations etc - as an impediment or distraction to his getting victories. I was merely making the point that antics or not, 23 is a young age to be winning such races.
It wasn't in reference to his ass grabbing, which was beyond foolish would be inexcusable in a 16 year old. I'm pleased to see he has made a full and apparently sincere apology. If the girl in question is happy to let it rest then I think that should be the end of it.
@ChrisO
I thought that was our charter.
@biggles
Very nice shot of him deep in the pain cave and the look on his face tells it all. He knows the train has left the station and he's not on it. I want to say that is what the guy in the yellow is saying to him also.