Velominati Super Prestige: Ronde van Vlaanderen Féminine 2013

Get ready to ruuuuuumbleeee!
Get ready to ruuuuuumble!

Marianne Vos has never won this? She who wins everything all the time has never won this? Is it not hilly and tough enough? This seems like a tear in the time-space continuum. Someone is going to be wanting to add this to her palmarés. Weather sounds like a cold but dry day for racing. This is a big one, maybe worth two bumper stickers, so ponder this race well. Have I scared everyone into picking Vos for the win? She didn’t win last week, maybe she was saving herself. I’ll stop now. Here is the provisional start list.

The KT 2013 crowd should just be well into their Maltenis and baguette sandwiches on the Oude Kwaremont when the crazy Rodania car comes by, signaling the business end of the race is getting close. This thing plays some insane tune over and over and over again, lights flashing, horn beeping. It shows up at all these Belgian races. The driver must have earplugs in his head and a bottle of Rumple Minze between his knees. Truly this tune would drive a normal person quite insane. Spectators only hear it once, maybe three times if on the Ould Kwaremont during the men’s race but this madman keeps hauling ass around the course for hours and hours. I don’t get it. Maybe with enough Malteni and frites inside them, one of the KT 2013 riders can enlighten us.

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115 Replies to “Velominati Super Prestige: Ronde van Vlaanderen Féminine 2013”

  1. Trying to keep my pink lion.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Vos
    2. Stevens
    3. Van Dijk
    4. Armistead
    5. Wild

  2. VSP PICKS:

    1. Vos
    2. Johansson
    3. Borghini
    4. Van Dijk
    5. Armistead

  3. VSP PICKS:

    1. Vos Hogg
    2. Emma Jo
    3. Borghini
    4. Van dijk
    5. Evie Stevie

  4. *Sigh* Standing by for more disappointment.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Vos
    2. Johansson
    3. Armitstead
    4. Blaak
    5. Borghini

  5. VSP PICKS:

    1. Vos
    2. Johansson
    3. Van Dijk
    4. De Vries
    5. Armistead

  6. At least I can get my picks in for the Ladies…c’mon the quines.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Van Dijk
    2. Armistead
    3. Vos
    4. Wild
    5. Johansson

  7. Question is, is bizzie lizzie going to get a performance in?

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Vos Boss
    2. Johansson
    3. Bizzie Lizzie Armistead
    4. Van Dijk
    5. Garner

  8. VSP PICKS:

    1. Vos
    2. Cromwell
    3. Kelly drugs
    4. De vries
    5. Polspoel

  9. VSP PICKS:

    1. Vos
    2. Cromwell
    3. Kelly Druyts
    4. De Vries
    5. Polspoel

  10. Can you imagine if Vos and Sagan had a kid?

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Vos
    2. Stevens
    3. Long Borg
    4. Armitstead
    5. Johansson

  11. VSP PICKS:

    1. de vries
    2. vos
    3. armistead
    4. johansson
    5. becker

  12. VSP PICKS:

    1. Emma Johansson
    2. Ellen Van Dijk
    3. Marianne Vos
    4. Elisa Longo Borghini
    5. Elizabeth Armitstead

  13. VSP PICKS:

    1. Marianne Vos
    2. Emma Johannson
    3. Giorgia Bronzini
    4. Kristen Wild
    5. Trixi Worrack

  14. It might be the vino or the fact that my wheels are on the KT!

    Biyatch!

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Ina T!
    2. Vos ain’t bos
    3. KA Canuel
    4. Stevens
    5. De Vries

  15. VSP PICKS:

    1. Vos
    2. Borghini
    3. Bronzini
    4. Stevens
    5. Johansson

  16. sorry ladies, i am pretty bloody clueless in your realm…do me proud please!

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Vos
    2. Ina T
    3. stevens
    4. Gilmore
    5. Bronzini

  17. I’m betting against Vos again. Because someone has to.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Johansson
    2. Van Dijk
    3. Borghini
    4. vos
    5. collins

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