Velominati Super Prestige: Ronde van Vlaanderen Féminine 2013

Get ready to ruuuuuumble!

Marianne Vos has never won this? She who wins everything all the time has never won this? Is it not hilly and tough enough? This seems like a tear in the time-space continuum. Someone is going to be wanting to add this to her palmarés. Weather sounds like a cold but dry day for racing. This is a big one, maybe worth two bumper stickers, so ponder this race well. Have I scared everyone into picking Vos for the win? She didn’t win last week, maybe she was saving herself. I’ll stop now. Here is the provisional start list.

The KT 2013 crowd should just be well into their Maltenis and baguette sandwiches on the Oude Kwaremont when the crazy Rodania car comes by, signaling the business end of the race is getting close. This thing plays some insane tune over and over and over again, lights flashing, horn beeping. It shows up at all these Belgian races. The driver must have earplugs in his head and a bottle of Rumple Minze between his knees. Truly this tune would drive a normal person quite insane. Spectators only hear it once, maybe three times if on the Ould Kwaremont during the men’s race but this madman keeps hauling ass around the course for hours and hours. I don’t get it. Maybe with enough Malteni and frites inside them, one of the KT 2013 riders can enlighten us.

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  • Here we go, another variation on a theme

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Armitstead
    2. Vos
    3. Johansson
    4. Van Dijk
    5. Bronzini

  • Let's Go Finland team actually has a Finnish rider this time -- GO! Sari Saarelainen!

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Vos
    2. Sari Saarelainen
    3. Emma Johansson
    4. Rochelle Gilmore
    5. Teutenberg

  • Awesome.  From Sari Saarelainen's website.

    "Welcome to follow my life as a cyclist and a singer.
    Here you can find all the news from races to gigs,
    from trainings to the latest releases. Stay tuned! I have had a great opportunity to learn from the world`s best trainers during over 18 years of sport activity of which 10 years of my career as a professional cyclist. I really can tell you how the good and efficient training should feels."

    Her website doubles for athlete/singer. Even Sagan couldn't pull that off.

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