Velominati Super Prestige: Strade Bianche 2012

The stones of Italy

The Monte Paschi Strade Bianchi is happening this Saturday and it is such an interesting race we are putting it into the VSP.  The route is a mix of pavement and white marble sectors that roam through the hilly Tuscan country and finishes in the middle of beautiful Sienna. It seems early to me but that is because the Giro had an epic stage on the Strade Bianche in May 2010.  The word epic is overused but the wet, grimy Giro stage was compelling, awesome, everything you would want in a race. It was epic.

This race grew out of the immensely popular Eroica retro-sportive. Goggles, mustaches, heavy old bikes, I don’t understand it. It must be like the Civil War enactments in the USA: people are compelled to recreate something, and participate in it to understand it. I’m never going to participate in the Eroica sportive, so I’m never going to understand it. Sweet Merckx a mighty, I’m old enough to never want to ride a bike with a five speed Regina cluster again. Give me Campa 11 with electronic shifting if you must, I’m riding into the future.

Phillipe Gilbert started his reign of terror in 2011 by winning the Strade Bianche and he never stopped. I would not want to bet against him and yet, perhaps he is saving himself for a month from now. His team is stacked with possible winners (a phrase we are going to be over-using this year). Judging from past results the Italians have not had any home road advantage but if Vinny “da shark” Nibali can ride away from everyone in Oman, surely he can do it here. This year’s incomplete start list includes past winners, potential Spring Classic stars and Mark Cavendish. Did I imagine this, the World Champion on the crushed marble roads of Tuscany? Please stay tuned for a more accurate start list.

I will stop further skewing the odds at Lotto, they are all winners aren’t they? Put on your aluminum foil thinking caps, consult the awesome countdown timer which will stop on Saturday morning and be thankful there is not a women’s edition of this race to show the world how little you all know about women’s racing (@cyclops excluded somehow).

I just can’t stop myself from including a bit of wet strade from the Giro.

Gianni

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  • @Erik

    @Netraam
    I'm sticking with a Pozzato top 5. He is probably the hungriest rider in the peloton about right now. He hasn't done much lately.

    He hasn't done much but break his damn collarbone about two weeks ago. The man is tough to be racing so soon. bravo to make the finish let along top five.

  • @Chappy McPappystackings

    @Gianni
    Well, if Boom were in the race, I'd lay down my big badda Boom, 5th Elemently on you, but since he isn't . . .
    And don't make fun of old Chappy: the repetitive Booms last time were a result of VSP malfunctions when it went live.

    heheehee, old chappy make a me laugh. Especially your avatar, which I hope is not you. gulp. Insert foot in mouth.

  • @Gerard

    Looks a like a goodie - and I'll be doing my first road race on Sunday - yikes!

    YES!!! As Teddy said, "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred with dust and sweat and blood, ...." AWESOME for you!!!

    For the first race, main goal should be keeping the rubber side down, but try to do well as well, obviously!

  • @Gerard
    You knopw, I cannot resist posting the full quote as it is my favorite in life, words to live by!

    "It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."

  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Vincenzo Nibali
    2. Philippe Gilbert
    3. Cadel Evans
    4. Enrico Battaglin
    5. Fabian Cancellara

  • @Gianni
    see you in Belgium, it's so close now I am counting off the days. Might do a couple more races to make sure you guys dont drop me after the first berg. The photo was of a great warm up - known locally as the Martinborough Pave. A 7.5k loop on country roads near Wellington with 2k of gravel thrown in. The only quick way to ride this is to big ring it, ride down the centre strip and don't look left or right. Plenty didn't and paid the price of bloodied knees etc..
    Good times tho - I cleaned up the easier grade by riding off the front after 2 laps (bianchi denti claims to have held up the peloton for me)

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