Velominati Super Prestige: Strade Bianche 2012

The stones of Italy

The Monte Paschi Strade Bianchi is happening this Saturday and it is such an interesting race we are putting it into the VSP.  The route is a mix of pavement and white marble sectors that roam through the hilly Tuscan country and finishes in the middle of beautiful Sienna. It seems early to me but that is because the Giro had an epic stage on the Strade Bianche in May 2010.  The word epic is overused but the wet, grimy Giro stage was compelling, awesome, everything you would want in a race. It was epic.

This race grew out of the immensely popular Eroica retro-sportive. Goggles, mustaches, heavy old bikes, I don’t understand it. It must be like the Civil War enactments in the USA: people are compelled to recreate something, and participate in it to understand it. I’m never going to participate in the Eroica sportive, so I’m never going to understand it. Sweet Merckx a mighty, I’m old enough to never want to ride a bike with a five speed Regina cluster again. Give me Campa 11 with electronic shifting if you must, I’m riding into the future.

Phillipe Gilbert started his reign of terror in 2011 by winning the Strade Bianche and he never stopped. I would not want to bet against him and yet, perhaps he is saving himself for a month from now. His team is stacked with possible winners (a phrase we are going to be over-using this year). Judging from past results the Italians have not had any home road advantage but if Vinny “da shark” Nibali can ride away from everyone in Oman, surely he can do it here. This year’s incomplete start list includes past winners, potential Spring Classic stars and Mark Cavendish. Did I imagine this, the World Champion on the crushed marble roads of Tuscany? Please stay tuned for a more accurate start list.

I will stop further skewing the odds at Lotto, they are all winners aren’t they? Put on your aluminum foil thinking caps, consult the awesome countdown timer which will stop on Saturday morning and be thankful there is not a women’s edition of this race to show the world how little you all know about women’s racing (@cyclops excluded somehow).

I just can’t stop myself from including a bit of wet strade from the Giro.

Gianni

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  • My first time playing the super prestige, it definitely gets you reading up on the athletes and their past races!

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Philippe Gilbert
    2. George Hincapie
    3. Peter Sagan
    4. Alessandro Ballan
    5. Fabian Cancellara

  • @Buck Rogers

    @Bianchi DentiAwesome! Where is this?

    Martinborough, about 80kms north-east of Wellington, NZ. 2km of deep gravel (1 line only) every 8km lap. Less than half of the starters finished, due to mechanicals, punctures and crashes. Great fun.

  • @Gianni

    @Bianchi DentiYou and Rigid are looking good. Glad to see someone else in the witte jersey. Are you both coming to Belgium? It shall be awesome.

    @frank

    @Bianchi DentiYeah, you both look the business - exceptionally strong work. I'm going to go train some more now.

    Yep. We'll both be there. It will be a hoot!

  • @Rigid

    @Giannisee you in Belgium, it's so close now I am counting off the days. Might do a couple more races to make sure you guys dont drop me after the first berg. The photo was of a great warm up - known locally as the Martinborough Pave. A 7.5k loop on country roads near Wellington with 2k of gravel thrown in. The only quick way to ride this is to big ring it, ride down the centre strip and don't look left or right. Plenty didn't and paid the price of bloodied knees etc..Good times tho - I cleaned up the easier grade by riding off the front after 2 laps (bianchi denti claims to have held up the peloton for me)

    I held up the chicks by riding behind them and freaking them out. And then they crashed...I'm the quintessential domestique! I'll be an asset to you and @Brett in Belgium when the time comes...

  • @Gianni
    I hear you Gianni, but don't worry I've been consuming post ride recovery beers religiously. I call them my Flander's Fanta's

  • @Rigid

    @Gianni
    I hear you Gianni, but don't worry I've been consuming post ride recovery beers religiously. I call them my Flander's Fanta's

    I actually witnessed Rigid refuse a beer the other day. I dunno, but it seems like some people are going to Belgium for cycling...

  • Gianni was 100% accurate with appropriate use of epic for that stage. I remember watching live and feeling giddy that this was one of the best stages in any Grand Tour, I had ever witnessed. Cuddles was a monster that day, but so was Vino.

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