Velominati Super Prestige: Strade Bianche 2012

The stones of Italy

The Monte Paschi Strade Bianchi is happening this Saturday and it is such an interesting race we are putting it into the VSP.  The route is a mix of pavement and white marble sectors that roam through the hilly Tuscan country and finishes in the middle of beautiful Sienna. It seems early to me but that is because the Giro had an epic stage on the Strade Bianche in May 2010.  The word epic is overused but the wet, grimy Giro stage was compelling, awesome, everything you would want in a race. It was epic.

This race grew out of the immensely popular Eroica retro-sportive. Goggles, mustaches, heavy old bikes, I don’t understand it. It must be like the Civil War enactments in the USA: people are compelled to recreate something, and participate in it to understand it. I’m never going to participate in the Eroica sportive, so I’m never going to understand it. Sweet Merckx a mighty, I’m old enough to never want to ride a bike with a five speed Regina cluster again. Give me Campa 11 with electronic shifting if you must, I’m riding into the future.

Phillipe Gilbert started his reign of terror in 2011 by winning the Strade Bianche and he never stopped. I would not want to bet against him and yet, perhaps he is saving himself for a month from now. His team is stacked with possible winners (a phrase we are going to be over-using this year). Judging from past results the Italians have not had any home road advantage but if Vinny “da shark” Nibali can ride away from everyone in Oman, surely he can do it here. This year’s incomplete start list includes past winners, potential Spring Classic stars and Mark Cavendish. Did I imagine this, the World Champion on the crushed marble roads of Tuscany? Please stay tuned for a more accurate start list.

I will stop further skewing the odds at Lotto, they are all winners aren’t they? Put on your aluminum foil thinking caps, consult the awesome countdown timer which will stop on Saturday morning and be thankful there is not a women’s edition of this race to show the world how little you all know about women’s racing (@cyclops excluded somehow).

I just can’t stop myself from including a bit of wet strade from the Giro.

Gianni

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  • @Gianni

    @paolo

    @Bill

    You don't win much then Bill...

    +1, well played

    Bill hasn't won since the 2009 US National Championships. And I thought I had it rough with my ex-wife (although she apparently was watching Eddy Merckx at the time).

  • Just to prove my powers of prediction are as poor as in previous years

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Iglinksy
    2. Ballan
    3. Sagan
    4. Vansummeren
    5. Cancellara

  • @frank
    @frank

    @paolo

    @frank
    It's not even a real nation...

    Careful. We have some Canadians here and if we don't appreciate them fully, they'll go on strike and write a special striking song.

    Here's what I get every freaking time you post that link.

    I'd call it ironic, but you'd just cite Alanis Morissette or something (proving once again that Americans"”and at least one Canadian"”don't understand irony).

  • Strade Bianche on the desktop, Liverpool-Arsenal on the i-Pad. I haven't seen this many live streams since I last needed a visit to an airport men's room.

  • Watching the Sporza feed. Wish I got the Eurosport 2 one but can't find it. Ballan took a wrong turn a minute ago. Gatto is wheel sucking hard.

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