Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France 2014

Marcel’s tan lines are crisp

Attention all Velominati. The Tour VSP is going on line and it should be a good one. Sure, between Froomy and Bertie a person could hedge their bets but Moviestar is all in for Valverde, BMC for TeeJay, Astana for the Shark and Garmin is finally committing to a team leader in Talansky. Some other teams (ahem…Trek Factory Racing for one) have resigned themselves to hunting stage wins. The Tour swings through the Yorkshire Dales, everyone but the riders can enjoy some excellent ales. As the Tour continues to Lille, Norther France and Belgium, the quality pints continue. Yes, it’s hot and the VSP generator has beer on its mind.

The route, the sprints, the climbing and even the final time trial should make this a decent Tour. Here is a start list. Everyone will have a vial in their jersey pocket, but don’t worry, it’s legal.

It is still not too late to win the overall 2014 VSP and we have made it worth your while.

  • First place overall wins a Veloforma Strada iR Velominati Edition frame in addition to the customary VSP winner’s VVorkshop Apron
  • Second place overall wins a set of hand built CR Wheelworks Arenberg wheelset in a custom Velominati paint scheme laced to orange Chris King hubs. (CR Wheelworks is Café Roubaix’s new wheel goods brand.)
  • Third place overall wins a full Velominati V-Kit with accompanying custom orange Bont Vaypor+ road shoes.

Refer to the VSP page for details concerning scoring and rest day swaps. If you want to call yourself Pedro Delgado, you will only have yourself to blame. The VSP banner on the homepage has the countdown clock, refresh your browser and don’t be late. Good luck and good picking.

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  • @Ccos

    Merckx, I hope I haven't just jinxed Nibbles.

    VSP PICKS (1st Rest Day Swaps):

    1. Nibali
    2. Froome
    3. Valverde
    4. Porte
    5. Roland

    No, but picking Froome just jinxed you! He's away hame tae his mammy, remember?

  • Almost as much carnage in the VSP as the actual race! Hate to put Valmerde in there but the bastard just won't fuck off and die. Ol' man Horner will grind away to 5th. TJ will redeem himself. Porte will try, try and try again to beat Nibbles, but there will be no Sky three-peat. Nibbles, barring accidents, will ride triumphant up the Champs. Tony Panzerwagen will win the TT and Mar-gel Kittel will win the final stage. A couple more stages for the Frenchies. Me? I'll continue posting pish so no change there.

    VSP PICKS (1st Rest Day Swaps):

    1. Nibali
    2. Porte
    3. Van Garderen
    4. Valverde
    5. Horner

  • @wiscot

    @Mike_P

    @strathlubnaig

    I got to say that Fab Candelabra has really gone down in this minions opinion, his anti-cobbles rant and now quitting the tour for Septembers' worlds, wtf, if he knew he was going to need a 2 month rest he should have stayed home and let someone else have a spot.

    This. I'm really looking forward to Tony Martin kicking the crap out of him at the Worlds.

    True that. Merckx knows I love the Sparty, but Tony Panzerwagen will be top step at the worlds no matter how much Fabs and Wiggo rest up. Tony's the wee boy!

    If Fabs defense, I don't think we even wanted to ride the Tour to begin with. It's not like he took another person's spot on the team either if fucking Abandy was given a spot. They would have tapped someone from Axel's farm team to come up.

    The PanzerWagon is so cool. I want to read an interview with the poor Cannondale guy who got worked so badly trying to ride with Tony in the two man break, that was beautiful TV.

  • Trying again - curse this newfangled technology!
    VSP PICKS (1st Rest Day Swaps):
    1. Nibali

    2. Porte

    3. Valverde

    4. van Garderen

    5. van den Broeck

  • Loving seeing the French with some genuine chances up there, while I wouldn't normally wish harm on any cyclist...there'll be no tears if Malmerde befalls the contender's curse.

    Also seriously unhappy with Faboo's effort, if you toe up to the start line at a GT, you stay there til you physically cannot.

    VSP PICKS (1st Rest Day Swaps):

    1. Neeeeeeebali
    2. Lonely Roomie
    3. Brigitte Bardet
    4. The Rainbow Goat
    5. Talansky

  • VSP PICKS (1st Rest Day Swaps):

    1. Nonaligned
    2. Froome
    3. Nibali
    4. Horner
    5. Talansky

  • VSP PICKS (1st Rest Day Swaps):

    1. Nonaligned
    2. Valve red
    3. Nibali
    4. Horner
    5. Talansky

  • VSP PICKS (1st Rest Day Swaps):

    1. Contador
    2. Porte
    3. Nibali
    4. Valverde
    5. Van Garderen

  • VSP PICKS (1st Rest Day Swaps):

    1. Invalid
    2. Valve red
    3. Porte
    4. Horner
    5. Talansky

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