Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France 2017

As many of you know, I write a monthly column for Cyclist Magazine where I answer Dear Abby-esque questions, and the most recent query pertained to whether I consider the Tour the best race of the year, or whether it’s an over-publicized circus. The question made me realize something about myself: I have a weariness around the Tour de France not unlike a romantic whose heart has been broken one too many times.

The fact is, as much as I prefer a race like Paris-Roubaix or the Giro d’Italia to the mid-summer shit show that is the Tour de France, nothing gets my anticipation going quite the way the Tour does, which is undeniably the pinnacle of the season; all the classifications and stages are prestigious enough that racers of all sorts are all arriving at the start in peak form. There is a promise of hard racing from day one, but the first week consists mostly of me worrying about the big favorites crashing out. As soon as we get through that mess, my heart is usually broken on the first day in the mountains, when the favorite takes a decisive lead and the rest of the race is most about stages than the GC.

At least, these are the dreads of a man who lived through the Indurain and Armstrong eras of racing.

Nevertheless, the Tour always manages to seduce me, and this year is no different. Maybe this year, she won’t be such a cruel lover. And, maybe this year, I won’t make horrible picks in the VSP. Just maybe, just maybe. You know the drill; get your picks in by the time the clock goes to zero, and you get some swap options on the rest day. Good luck!
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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Cary

    @Buck Rogers

    As much as I truly detest Malmerde and wish that he would just go away from cycling forever, I never wish him any harm or that he will crash.

    Hope he is fine and not hurt too awfully bad.

    why do people dislike him? is it the doping connection, or is he some kind of arrogant among arrogants? this isn’t a troll, i’m asking an honest question. he doesn’t seem any better or worse than many of the other higher profile pro tour riders, to me.

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    For most it's the way he skated through Puerto under full protection of the Spanish Federation - http://www.velominati.com/racing/how-the-mighty-fall/ and has since seemed to get better & better despite advancing years...

  • truth be told, if i had my own country supporting my indiscretions, i'd likely continue doing exactly what i was doing, given the amount of money at stake.

  • @Cary

    Sorry, just seeing this.

    It is the completely unrepentant doper who is obviously still on the sauce and doesn't bother really hiding his past or showing any concern or shame about it.  Not to mention the way he attacked like FUCK Cuddles flat that cost Cuddles the Vuelta and gave Malmerde the victory.

    The guy has no class or integrity or honour and is everything that is wrong with the sport and everything that the sport is trying to cleanse itself of and get ride of.

  • For our TdF excursion we had what I believe was an official TdF Photo bike.  He's a few of the pics he took as the TdF went through.  Either side of this wee storm it was a nice day.

  • @RobSandy

    @ChrisO

    relieved not to crash?

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    Exactly. The ITV interviewer grabbed him on the turbo and asked was he happy to get through and Porte just couldn't have agreed any harder.

  • @ChrisO

    @RobSandy

    @ChrisO

    relieved not to crash?

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    Exactly. The ITV interviewer grabbed him on the turbo and asked was he happy to get through and Porte just couldn’t have agreed any harder.

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    He was probably also relieved that he won't have the pressure of being anywhere close to leading the race. He gave away The Tour in the first stage.

  • @Rick

    @ChrisO

     

    @ChrisO

    relieved not to crash?

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    Exactly. The ITV interviewer grabbed him on the turbo and asked was he happy to get through and Porte just couldn’t have agreed any harder.

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    He was probably also relieved that he won’t have the pressure of being anywhere close to leading the race. He gave away The Tour in the first stage.

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    He's let quite a big time gap open to Froome already which he's going to have to work hard to close. 30 odd seconds is never trivial.

    I'm not surprised any of the other main contenders didn't finish closer to the top of the stage rankings, but I'm surprised that none of them were any closer to Froome - didn't a lot of these guys beat Froome in a TT in the Dauphine?

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