Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France 2017

As many of you know, I write a monthly column for Cyclist Magazine where I answer Dear Abby-esque questions, and the most recent query pertained to whether I consider the Tour the best race of the year, or whether it’s an over-publicized circus. The question made me realize something about myself: I have a weariness around the Tour de France not unlike a romantic whose heart has been broken one too many times.

The fact is, as much as I prefer a race like Paris-Roubaix or the Giro d’Italia to the mid-summer shit show that is the Tour de France, nothing gets my anticipation going quite the way the Tour does, which is undeniably the pinnacle of the season; all the classifications and stages are prestigious enough that racers of all sorts are all arriving at the start in peak form. There is a promise of hard racing from day one, but the first week consists mostly of me worrying about the big favorites crashing out. As soon as we get through that mess, my heart is usually broken on the first day in the mountains, when the favorite takes a decisive lead and the rest of the race is most about stages than the GC.

At least, these are the dreads of a man who lived through the Indurain and Armstrong eras of racing.

Nevertheless, the Tour always manages to seduce me, and this year is no different. Maybe this year, she won’t be such a cruel lover. And, maybe this year, I won’t make horrible picks in the VSP. Just maybe, just maybe. You know the drill; get your picks in by the time the clock goes to zero, and you get some swap options on the rest day. Good luck!
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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Rick

    @Buck Rogers

    @Rick

    @Buck Rogers

    They used to call him Abdu-push-em-off.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Nt4x3nuzfQ

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    Ha! Yup, he is the undisputed Argy-Bargy-Craziest sprinter in the history of cycling!

    Guy was Fucking NUTS! No fear at all!

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    Seeing that crash on the Champs still gives me chills.

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    And the crazy thing about it. as you can see in the vid that you posted, was that he put himself into the barriers!  No one was even within a fucking foot of him!

    And as for recent crashes--did you see how Museeuw managed to stay upright even with being totally put into the barriers when Abdu closed the door on him?  Cav could learn a bit from him.

  • Will Damare make it through today - 5 mins out the back and a long way to go......

  • @Teocalli

    Will Damare make it through today – 5 mins out the back and a long way to go……

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    the answer may depend on how close his team car is.

  • @Rick

    @Teocalli

    Will Damare make it through today – 5 mins out the back and a long way to go……

    0

    the answer may depend on how close his team car is.

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    Ha!  You beat me to it!!!

    Demare(d) will need another fucking "Cipressa Ride"!

  • @Buck Rogers

    @Cary

    also, this year’s sprint finishes are the hairiest i can remember seeing in any grand tour in my lifetime. could the three second rule have backfired? with less pressure on GC contenders, is there a clearer path in the closing kilometers for the various sprint trains to really pour it on?

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    You either were not following Le Tour in the late 80’s/early ’90’s or you have long term memory loss. I do not think that any cyclist or sprinter today can match The Tashkent Terror Abdoujaparov for amazing crashes and crazyarse sprints!

    Dude is still full on sprinting in that first pic, right through the barrier!

    Abdu was one nutcase among other more rational riders.  Bouhanni was knocking people around yesterday at 2km to go while Kreuziger led the peloton at 70kph.  we're a LONG way from Cippolini and Abdujaparov grabbing jerseys here.

  • @Buck Rogers

    @Cary

    also, this year’s sprint finishes are the hairiest i can remember seeing in any grand tour in my lifetime. could the three second rule have backfired? with less pressure on GC contenders, is there a clearer path in the closing kilometers for the various sprint trains to really pour it on?

    0

    You either were not following Le Tour in the late 80’s/early ’90’s or you have long term memory loss. I do not think that any cyclist or sprinter today can match The Tashkent Terror Abdoujaparov for amazing crashes and crazyarse sprints!

    Dude is still full on sprinting in that first pic, right through the barrier!

    Abdu was one nutcase among other more rational riders.  Bouhanni was knocking people around yesterday at 2km to go while Kreuziger led the peloton at 70kph.  we're a LONG way from Cippolini and Abdujaparov grabbing jerseys here.

     

    the second pic is Armentiere in '94.  Abdu didn't cause that, the cop and Wilfried Nellisen did.

  • @Buck Rogers

    @Rick

    @Teocalli

    Will Damare make it through today – 5 mins out the back and a long way to go……

    0

    the answer may depend on how close his team car is.

    0

    Ha! You beat me to it!!!

    Demare(d) will need another fucking “Cipressa Ride”!

    0

    Ha Ha!

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