Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France 2017

As many of you know, I write a monthly column for Cyclist Magazine where I answer Dear Abby-esque questions, and the most recent query pertained to whether I consider the Tour the best race of the year, or whether it’s an over-publicized circus. The question made me realize something about myself: I have a weariness around the Tour de France not unlike a romantic whose heart has been broken one too many times.

The fact is, as much as I prefer a race like Paris-Roubaix or the Giro d’Italia to the mid-summer shit show that is the Tour de France, nothing gets my anticipation going quite the way the Tour does, which is undeniably the pinnacle of the season; all the classifications and stages are prestigious enough that racers of all sorts are all arriving at the start in peak form. There is a promise of hard racing from day one, but the first week consists mostly of me worrying about the big favorites crashing out. As soon as we get through that mess, my heart is usually broken on the first day in the mountains, when the favorite takes a decisive lead and the rest of the race is most about stages than the GC.

At least, these are the dreads of a man who lived through the Indurain and Armstrong eras of racing.

Nevertheless, the Tour always manages to seduce me, and this year is no different. Maybe this year, she won’t be such a cruel lover. And, maybe this year, I won’t make horrible picks in the VSP. Just maybe, just maybe. You know the drill; get your picks in by the time the clock goes to zero, and you get some swap options on the rest day. Good luck!
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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Hard to believe Richie just missed that corner following wheels. Any chances Martin got hung up with him from behind going in to the corner ? Just all looked squirrley and terrible tumble.

    "One gear Uran" ?!? A faulty Di2 by chance ? That be a mechanical ? Or electrical ?

    Aru: so very uncool. So, so, so very...

    The Giro/TdF double is just not in the cards nowadays hey?

  • @Randy C

    Hard to believe Richie just missed that corner following wheels. Any chances Martin got hung up with him from behind going in to the corner ? Just all looked squirrley and terrible tumble.

    “One gear Uran” ?!? A faulty Di2 by chance ? That be a mechanical ? Or electrical ?

    Aru: so very uncool. So, so, so very…

    The Giro/TdF double is just not in the cards nowadays hey?

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    A replay showed Martin's foot hitting Uran's rear mech during the Porte crash.

  • @Rick

    @Randy C

    Hard to believe Richie just missed that corner following wheels. Any chances Martin got hung up with him from behind going in to the corner ? Just all looked squirrley and terrible tumble.

    “One gear Uran” ?!? A faulty Di2 by chance ? That be a mechanical ? Or electrical ?

    Aru: so very uncool. So, so, so very…

    The Giro/TdF double is just not in the cards nowadays hey?

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    A replay showed Martin’s foot hitting Uran’s rear mech during the Porte crash.

    0

    Bent derailleur or maybe popped wire ? Did the strike cause need for crash mode reset ? Maybe he wasn't even on Di2 ?

  • Kudos to Froome. He attacked on the Mont du Chat and took his turns at the front on the run in to the finish. Froome has done the leader's jersey proud the last two years by riding like a true champion.

    Chapeau Monsieur Froome.

     

  • If Froome goes on to win I'm sure people will complain about the Sky train and Froome's boring style etc etc. All I'll say is if you watch that stage and boredom is still the prevailing feeling then cycling just isn't for you.

     

  • @Randy C

    @Rick

    @Randy C

    Hard to believe Richie just missed that corner following wheels. Any chances Martin got hung up with him from behind going in to the corner ? Just all looked squirrley and terrible tumble.

    “One gear Uran” ?!? A faulty Di2 by chance ? That be a mechanical ? Or electrical ?

    Aru: so very uncool. So, so, so very…

    The Giro/TdF double is just not in the cards nowadays hey?

    0

    A replay showed Martin’s foot hitting Uran’s rear mech during the Porte crash.

    0

    Bent derailleur or maybe popped wire ? Did the strike cause need for crash mode reset ? Maybe he wasn’t even on Di2 ?

    0

    Vaughters said he thought it may have been a popped wire but he wasn't sure yet. Chapeau to the Mavic mechanic who put him in the 11 knowing it was a relatively flat finish. Uran had two choices 53x11 and 39x11. I think Cannondale owes that mechanic some champagne tonight.

  • @Randy C

    Hard to believe Richie just missed that corner following wheels. Any chances Martin got hung up with him from behind going in to the corner ? Just all looked squirrley and terrible tumble.

    “One gear Uran” ?!? A faulty Di2 by chance ? That be a mechanical ? Or electrical ?

    Aru: so very uncool. So, so, so very…

    The Giro/TdF double is just not in the cards nowadays hey?

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    Initial reports from the tour Dr was that Porte is "ok" but under observation at hospital & undergoing x-rays. He was conscious the whole time & said he'd had to brake to avoid the rider ahead of him.

  • @Buck Rogers

    Ohhhhhhh! Heartbreak for Barguil!

    Uhhhg.

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    Yes indeed! How crazy was it for an epic stage like that to come down to what amounts to a photo finish? Barguil was justifiably upset.

    Lots of swaps on the cards for tomorrow I think . . .

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