Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France 2017

As many of you know, I write a monthly column for Cyclist Magazine where I answer Dear Abby-esque questions, and the most recent query pertained to whether I consider the Tour the best race of the year, or whether it’s an over-publicized circus. The question made me realize something about myself: I have a weariness around the Tour de France not unlike a romantic whose heart has been broken one too many times.

The fact is, as much as I prefer a race like Paris-Roubaix or the Giro d’Italia to the mid-summer shit show that is the Tour de France, nothing gets my anticipation going quite the way the Tour does, which is undeniably the pinnacle of the season; all the classifications and stages are prestigious enough that racers of all sorts are all arriving at the start in peak form. There is a promise of hard racing from day one, but the first week consists mostly of me worrying about the big favorites crashing out. As soon as we get through that mess, my heart is usually broken on the first day in the mountains, when the favorite takes a decisive lead and the rest of the race is most about stages than the GC.

At least, these are the dreads of a man who lived through the Indurain and Armstrong eras of racing.

Nevertheless, the Tour always manages to seduce me, and this year is no different. Maybe this year, she won’t be such a cruel lover. And, maybe this year, I won’t make horrible picks in the VSP. Just maybe, just maybe. You know the drill; get your picks in by the time the clock goes to zero, and you get some swap options on the rest day. Good luck!
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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Buck Rogers

    @BaltoSteve

    newfound respect for Dan Martin

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    Pure fucking Class Act! He is my new favorite rider hands down.

    Here’s his quote at the finish today: Reporter says–You would be in yellow if not for that stage 9 crash. Martin replies: It’s all ‘What if’, you know? I might have been in yellow and then lost five minutes because everyone attacks the hell out of me. The situation is the situation, and we’re always going to wonder ‘What if?’ but this is the hand we’ve been dealt. Maybe all these seconds I’ve been picking up, they would never have let me go.”

    No excuses. Racing day to day. Man I hope that he can make the podium but not too sure how he time trials compared to the others (I know he is no Froomie but not sure about compared to Aru, Bardet and Uran).

    0

    Love Martin's pluck. He can hardly stand up straight and is taking it to the best riders on the planet.

    However, I can't figure out why no one is talking about Uran.

  • Movistar is not having a good Tour.  Valverde out early, and for all practical purposes, Quintana out now, too.

  • @Teocalli

    @wiscot

    @Teocalli

    @wiscot

    C’mon the Whale Shark! All the way!

    Another mechanical for Froome? Sounds like Sky need some new mechanics. I don’t know of anyone else who has so many mechanicals – and at such critical times . . .

    0

    Puncture seemingly – tough to name on the mechanics.

    0

    Comment was posted in haste when I heard he had a “wheel problem.” Apologies.

    0

    On the highlights Froome did say he had a wheel problem – so you were not wrong.

    0

    Yeah, to me "wheel problem" and puncture are two different things!

    BTW, did Bauke not look completely awesome today? I like the clean look of the Trek kit and the red shoes were a fantastic choice. 100% rooting for Dan Martin, but style-wise, it's just not there, is it?

  • @wiscot

    Yeah, to me “wheel problem” and puncture are two different things!

    Broken spoke

    BTW, did Bauke not look completely awesome today? I like the clean look of the Trek kit and the red shoes were a fantastic choice. 100% rooting for Dan Martin, but style-wise, it’s just not there, is it?

    Looked great, totally happy for the guy to take a stage win (apparently he's one of the nicest guys in the pro peloton too), but his style is awkward and choppy. But, seems to be the way these days, so many super strong guys who look like they are fighting the bike (Froome, Mollema, D Martin).

     

  • @sthilzy

    No swaps!

    I'm quite happy for the standings to say exactly as they are, maybe with Bardet moving up to 2nd. Wouldn't mind Contador sneaking into the top 5 either...

  • The green jersey competition is great - looks like it could be decided in Paris. But I fear it may bode ill for Dan Martin's podium chances. The team can't work for Kittel and him.

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