Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France Stage 14

Ullrich fought to within seconds of the Yellow Jersey at Ax-3 Domaines in 2003

The inaugural Velominati Super Prestige launches it’s second VSP Sub-Competition with Stage 14 of the Tour de France.  The competition will allow contestants the opportunity to win bonus points in the VSP Tour de France by choosing the top three finishers of the stage for a chance to win 3 points for first place, 2 for second, and 1 for third.

The last time the Tour de France visited Ax-3 Domaines saw Der Kaiser take advantage of a rare weakness in Pharmstrong to take time out of his rival and come within seconds of reclaiming the Maillot Jaune he had last held in 1998.  It wasn’t to be, however, and the 2003 Tour eventually saw Huevos Rancheros claim his 5th consecutive title.

This year will likely see another gunfight as Pistolero will surely attempt to tear the Yellow Jersey of the back of Brother Grimpeur the Younger.  Both riders are formidable climbers: they have traded 10-second blows on each of the uphill finishes so far while the other climbing stages have resulted in a draw.  The challenging climb to the ski station in the Pyrenees could well reveal which rider is the better climber as the race enters its third week.

But aside from the fight for the GC, there is a stage win on offer. Will Armstrong play the loyal domestique while we wait for the Eggtimer to buzz, or will he attempt to sneak off for the win?  The penultimate climb is a killer; will a break go here to fight out the stage as the battle for the GC rages behind? Veino also made a strong showing here in 2003, will he go for a second win after his success on Stage 13?

Make your picks by the time tomorrow’s stage starts, regular VSP Rules apply.  Good luck!

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • 1. Gesink stomps away with Grimpeur the Younger to pull 42 seconds out of Bertie. Takes a semi-gifted stage win.
    2. Brother Grimpeur the Younger stomps away with Gesink to take valuable time
    3. Bertie fights to stay in contention, but loses time to his main rival

    Alright lads. I'm out until tomorrow afternoon. Enjoy, and try not to miss my witty remarks too much.

  • 1) Andy. has to get minutes on bertie asap and needs every fucking mountain he can use to get them. I expect to see Jens get sent up the road in a break to offer hardman support up the penultimate climb.
    2) Rodriquez. is climbing good so far, think he can follow grimp A's wheel
    3) Bertie. Andy can crack him.

  • Am sorry to say this, but I think this is where Grimpeur A's Tour starts to falter. Would love to think he was rope-a-doping our of Mende, but don't think he was. He'll be there, but I don't think he'll be ahead of Bertie.

    1. Bertie
    2. Junior Schleckster
    3. Gesink

  • Basso
    Sastre
    Rodriguez

    Time's a-tickin' for Basso, who hasn't cracked, but hasn't shown either. Sastre is due one good day in the mountains. Schleck and Contador won't be far behind, but they'll be saving themselves for the Tourmalet.

  • Who will reign on Ax-3-Domain?!?

    In reverse order of placing, but order of events:

    John Gadret starts it all with a Daring French Attack(tm), surrenders for 3rd
    Sastre decides the hill is steep enough for his steez, follows, gets 2nd
    J-ROD from the ROKKIT SKWAD bridges the gap outsprints Father Time for 1st Place

  • Nice photo of Der Kaiser Frank...ahhh, the Bianchi Kaiser, my favorite season of Ulrich. I was just watching that TT showdown in the rain, Jan all Bianchi'd up. He was a stud and bad ass.

    I'm working on some guesses; shouldn't the Orange boys win something on home turf? I'm thinking it won't be anybody in contention or Bertie and Gimp would have to chase them down. I'm looking for zero points here.
    1. Egoi Martinez-orange boyee, if not now, when. I hope he is a climber.
    2. Carlos Barredo, no threat to anyone but himself.
    3. Linus Gerdemann-little under-performing pussy. Sack up! Maybe he has dropped out already.

  • Contador's form will peek this week. He will take the yellow and hold it until Paris. He has Saxo right were he wants them. Andy's face looked like he already lost the Tour after he lost 10 seconds to AC. Andy has to be careful not to fry himself trying to get the needed time on Contador, 2nd is better then cracked and off the podium. Sammy Sanchez hangs on for 3rd.

    Armstrong doesn't give a crap about Levi. He is busy loosing himself enough time so that he can now go up the road on a stage with no one caring. A stage win will let Phil and Paul blather about how LA could have won if it were not for his "bad luck".

  • Damn! Carlito in second looked pretty good for a bit there. I've never seen him crack like that mid-hill before. What a shame.

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