Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France Stage 19

Looking back on this year’s Tour, it occurs to me it’s been one of the best Tours I’ve seen.  The 2003 Tour will forever go down as my favorite, but mostly because we were there that year, my boy Jan Ullrich nearly won, and I got to sit on Ullrich’s TT bike right before he stomped all over Armstrong.  I never said I wasn’t biased.

This year has seen a battle between two riders so closely matched that neither has been able to decisively take the upper hand, although the scales appear to be tipped in the favor of the defending Champion as we enter final time trial.  As I look to tomorrow’s stage, I take inspiration in the closest-ever Tour: 1989.  I take inspiration for three reasons.  The first and most obvious is that in that year we saw a similarly close pairing between Greg LeMond and Laurent Fignon.  The second is that the underdog was behind and had little chance of stepping onto the top step of the podium in Paris – but there was a chance.  The third reason is that the final winning margin by LeMan over Le Professeur was 8 seconds – the same amount of time that separates Bertie and the Grimp as we enter the stage.  Coincidence?  No, it is more likely to be a prophesy, methinks.

In all likelihood, however, the stage win will not be fought out between the top two men overall; tomorrow will be the domain of the TT specialists who managed to drag themselves over the bumps, hills, and mountains to get this far.  Spartacus, Millar, Syrup, Martin; these are the men who will fight for stage glory.

So, without further ado, we continue with the inaugural Velominati Super Prestige’s final Tour de France VSP Sub-Competition for Stage 19.  Usual game; contestants have the opportunity to win bonus points in the VSP Tour de France by choosing the top three finishers of the final time trial for a chance to win 3 points for first place, 2 for second, and 1 for third.

New for this competition: An additional bonus point goes to anyone who identifies the most egregious Rule Violation of the day.

Make your picks by the time the stage starts, regular VSP Rules apply.  Good luck!

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Geof :@Kermitpunk
    Freshly groomed, the proud owner of some sharp new kit - and then cruelly denied the perfect opportunity to proudly come out as an aesthete. I feel for you, Brother.

    @frank
    See? Would that have been so hard?

    @Geof
    Thank you. Now, technically, I don't actually have the sharp new kit, so that's a bit of a moot point, but the spirit of the issue remains the same.

  • I've got a wedding to go to today... :( (well... I'm happy that my friend is getting married... but on the day of the final TT... come on!)

  • See the way Bertie keeps hopping around on his saddle? He doesn't seem comfortable.

  • He didn't look comfortable, but he did an amazing ride.

    Look out next year, though; le Petit Frère Grimpeur can ride a TT now!

  • That was a damned exciting stage. I was anxious for Schleck for the first twenty minutes or so until hope was lost. :(

    Anyone confirm why he had that hiccup on the road? SRAM has received a lot of bad PR this tour, I'm hoping it wasn't drivetrain again.

  • @frank the big difference between the '89 and the '10 editions of the Tour is that the '89 Tour was exciting. Fignon & Lemond actually attacked each other whenever they got the chance.

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