Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France

Two douchebags and A. Grimpeur rocket up the Ventoux in 2009

The inaugural Velominati Super Prestige continues the with Tour de France edition, on Saturday July 3rd in Rotterdam, the Netherlands, just kilometers from the start of the Giro d’Italia in Amsterdam (Dutchland is a small country). This will be the second Grand Tour of the series, and at this stage the Grand Tour rules and regulations are fairly well-defined, so take a moment to review them on the VSP Page.

The Tour is, of course, a major event.  My personal preference lies with the Giro, but there is no denying the magnitude of the Tour and the appeal it holds.  For three weeks, the world pays attention to our sport, and – provided the Tour doesn’t coincide with the World Cup football matches – this is the biggest sporting event during this time of the year.  (An interesting observation: the last time these events coincided, the winner was eventually stripped of his title.)

Having run the VSP Giro edition where we tested the ruleset for Grand Tours, we’ve managed to set up a scoring system that seems fair and helps to close down the competition to afford newcomers the ability to catch up with some good picks; the Giro proved that lineup switches and the associated penalties kept the point gains pretty small while allowing strategy to play an interesting role.  There is a full overview of the rules and standing at the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page, but here is the ten-second overview:

Every contestant is to choose their top five General Classification picks of the race.  The final podium of le Grande Boucle is worth 15 points to the winner, 10 points for second, 5 points for third, 3 points for fourth, and 2 point for fifth.  Given the effect crashes can have on a tour, we’ve set up some guidelines around making changes to your lineup during the race: you’re allowed to change your lineup if any rider in your pick list drops out for any reason without any penalty; rest days will allow contestants to make changes to their lineup, however those changes will come at a point penalty.  (Visit the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page for a complete breakdown of these points.)

Every day, the leader in the points standings will have the honor of wearing the Yellow Jersey when posting on the site; the overall winner will wear the Yellow Jersey for the remainder of the season and will also earn an “Obey the Rules” bumper sticker.  All reader’s points qualify towards the final prize of the free Velominati Shop Apron.  As always, if you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings.

New to the Tour de France edition is the addition of naming the winner of the Green and Polka-dot jerseys for the Tour.  There will be no points awarded towards these two jerseys, but the leader of the competition of these jerseys will have the honor of commenting with a Green or Polka-dot jersey badge throughout the competition and the winner will earn the right to comment with that badge until next year’s Tour.  The contestant who picks both the final Green and Polka jersey winners correctly will win a Velominati Logo bumper sticker.   Tie-breakers will go to the first contestant who posts their entire lineup (all 5 GC picks plus Green and Polka-dot jersey winners).  Given that this sub-competition has no points, pick substitutions will only be granted under the DNF regulations of the VSP; no rest-day substitutions are allowed.

Sub-competitions will be conducted while the Tour is underway for specific stages.  These stages will be chosen a few days prior to the stage being held and will be selected based on the current race conditions with the aim of choosing the most decisive and exciting stages of the race, so check back often to make sure you don’t miss out.  Sub-competitions will be held in separate editions.

Good luck!

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @brett

    You've got the wrong Josh, Marko... that's the Kiwi Josh who I work with, who has a sickening man-crush on George.

    Is this the Josh that was waffling on buying the Red Ladies (Red Sidi MTB Ergo 1's)? If he didn't buy them, and still loves Georgieporgie, then I think we have a consistency problem.

  • @Geof, @david

    So taking advantage of Bertie's broken collarbone by completely swapping out your entire line-up would, I'd say, involve some serious penalisation. And swapping out Bertie because he's been totally creamed on the cobbles (without being injured) because one of your other picks went down would also be deeply suspect.

    Spot on. The following convention will be adopted: if you are making changes to more than one rider based on one of your picks DNF'ing, you will have to justify your reasons for doing so. The panel will consider whether this is justified based on reason and other participant's input via the posts.

    The reason for being allowed to change the whole lineup is to allow people to readjust due to the major shift in the dynamics of a race if a contender - particularly a top favorite - is expunged from the race. Simple as that; we're just trying to have fun here. We are encouraging fair play, so don't take a piss.

  • @frank

    so that means if bad cadel does show up we can switch him out, as the rider we'd (i'd) picked had been totally expunged from the race, right? right??

  • @ben

    Somebody is putting a hell of a lot more thought into this than we are. Looks pretty cool and probably a hoot to play. Are you regestered?

  • Cunning idea....the green jersey could be based on points awarded for individual key stage results...or is that diverting too far from the betamax ethic of the current system ;)

  • Is this the Josh that was waffling on buying the Red Ladies (Red Sidi MTB Ergo 1"²s)? If he didn't buy them, and still loves Georgieporgie, then I think we have a consistency problem.

    Um, no, I don't know who that is! But KiwiJosh really has a good sense of the ridiculous, hence the George comment. (i.e. he knows George is a plonker.)

  • Wow. I thought picking Basso #2 was kind of out there. But, a majority have him on the podium, and Frank has him #1. Ex-doper or not, current doper or not, I like him. Cool. Mellow. Damn good.

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