Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France

Two douchebags and A. Grimpeur rocket up the Ventoux in 2009

The inaugural Velominati Super Prestige continues the with Tour de France edition, on Saturday July 3rd in Rotterdam, the Netherlands, just kilometers from the start of the Giro d’Italia in Amsterdam (Dutchland is a small country). This will be the second Grand Tour of the series, and at this stage the Grand Tour rules and regulations are fairly well-defined, so take a moment to review them on the VSP Page.

The Tour is, of course, a major event.  My personal preference lies with the Giro, but there is no denying the magnitude of the Tour and the appeal it holds.  For three weeks, the world pays attention to our sport, and – provided the Tour doesn’t coincide with the World Cup football matches – this is the biggest sporting event during this time of the year.  (An interesting observation: the last time these events coincided, the winner was eventually stripped of his title.)

Having run the VSP Giro edition where we tested the ruleset for Grand Tours, we’ve managed to set up a scoring system that seems fair and helps to close down the competition to afford newcomers the ability to catch up with some good picks; the Giro proved that lineup switches and the associated penalties kept the point gains pretty small while allowing strategy to play an interesting role.  There is a full overview of the rules and standing at the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page, but here is the ten-second overview:

Every contestant is to choose their top five General Classification picks of the race.  The final podium of le Grande Boucle is worth 15 points to the winner, 10 points for second, 5 points for third, 3 points for fourth, and 2 point for fifth.  Given the effect crashes can have on a tour, we’ve set up some guidelines around making changes to your lineup during the race: you’re allowed to change your lineup if any rider in your pick list drops out for any reason without any penalty; rest days will allow contestants to make changes to their lineup, however those changes will come at a point penalty.  (Visit the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page for a complete breakdown of these points.)

Every day, the leader in the points standings will have the honor of wearing the Yellow Jersey when posting on the site; the overall winner will wear the Yellow Jersey for the remainder of the season and will also earn an “Obey the Rules” bumper sticker.  All reader’s points qualify towards the final prize of the free Velominati Shop Apron.  As always, if you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings.

New to the Tour de France edition is the addition of naming the winner of the Green and Polka-dot jerseys for the Tour.  There will be no points awarded towards these two jerseys, but the leader of the competition of these jerseys will have the honor of commenting with a Green or Polka-dot jersey badge throughout the competition and the winner will earn the right to comment with that badge until next year’s Tour.  The contestant who picks both the final Green and Polka jersey winners correctly will win a Velominati Logo bumper sticker.   Tie-breakers will go to the first contestant who posts their entire lineup (all 5 GC picks plus Green and Polka-dot jersey winners).  Given that this sub-competition has no points, pick substitutions will only be granted under the DNF regulations of the VSP; no rest-day substitutions are allowed.

Sub-competitions will be conducted while the Tour is underway for specific stages.  These stages will be chosen a few days prior to the stage being held and will be selected based on the current race conditions with the aim of choosing the most decisive and exciting stages of the race, so check back often to make sure you don’t miss out.  Sub-competitions will be held in separate editions.

Good luck!

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @roadslave
    Who am I to complain, really? On a national front, Canada could have had French cuisine, English culture, and American technology. Instead, we ended up with English cuisine, French technology, and American culture. Massive fail. All I meant was I didn't like the black bodysuits; they have a mushy peas kind of aura about them"”bland. But, yes: liking the riders in them more and more.

  • @kermitpunk: funny guy - a true canadian: you sound american, but understand irony. Cool. Love the 'mushy peas comment'.... and I getcha. Currently watching the rerun of today's stage... just awesome watching them hammer over the cobbles... the dust, the heat, Cancellara putting the hammer down.... just like Paris-Roubaix... I'm feeling a bout of (b)romance coming on... where's that pinot noir, dammit?

  • @Kermitpunk
    I'm also not a card-carrying Twiggo fanmaniac, but I did like this: "It was carnage but we knew it was going to be carnage, we've known for seven months it would be carnage - and it was carnage."

  • Armstrong leaving Popovitch on the cobbles.... huh? Irritatingly impressive.

  • @Geof
    Did some more podium girl research last night. Yes indeedy, the young rider presenters are fabulous, including one LAURA ANTOINE who has been invited back for another year! She stood on the left of Thomas - your one stood on his right.
    As for my criticism of yesterday, it is levelled at the presenters of the day's stage winner - however it is not all their fault. The outfits (I believe they may be called pantsuits!) on those poor girls are not flattering.

    Ont to the race - go Cadelephant! He rightly pointed out after the stage that a few seconds might not mean much in the Pyrenees, but it is better than the other way around.

  • @Jarvis
    Hey Jarvis - Commonwealth Games isn't only for countries conquered and raped by England. It also includes the country that dominates those Games - Australia. And we weren't conquered and raped, just mere recipients of all of your criminals and a questionable electoral system.

    Gotta love all the Poms getting hard over a bloke coming second. So typical.

  • @Marcus
    Thanks. Was not able to continue my "research" as coverage here finished. But glad for the confirmation I was no hallucinating.

    "Cadelephant"! Love it.

  • Alright, you Brits. Enough with the patriotism. The vibe here requires bashing everyone at will, except when they exceedingly deserve praise. It seems to promote a nice cosmopolitan atmosphere, where one doesn't feel compelled to respond when one's own national heroes are trashed. (If you are a Canadian, you pretend you are an American, and bash Armstrong and Hincappie.)

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