Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France

Two douchebags and A. Grimpeur rocket up the Ventoux in 2009

The inaugural Velominati Super Prestige continues the with Tour de France edition, on Saturday July 3rd in Rotterdam, the Netherlands, just kilometers from the start of the Giro d’Italia in Amsterdam (Dutchland is a small country). This will be the second Grand Tour of the series, and at this stage the Grand Tour rules and regulations are fairly well-defined, so take a moment to review them on the VSP Page.

The Tour is, of course, a major event.  My personal preference lies with the Giro, but there is no denying the magnitude of the Tour and the appeal it holds.  For three weeks, the world pays attention to our sport, and – provided the Tour doesn’t coincide with the World Cup football matches – this is the biggest sporting event during this time of the year.  (An interesting observation: the last time these events coincided, the winner was eventually stripped of his title.)

Having run the VSP Giro edition where we tested the ruleset for Grand Tours, we’ve managed to set up a scoring system that seems fair and helps to close down the competition to afford newcomers the ability to catch up with some good picks; the Giro proved that lineup switches and the associated penalties kept the point gains pretty small while allowing strategy to play an interesting role.  There is a full overview of the rules and standing at the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page, but here is the ten-second overview:

Every contestant is to choose their top five General Classification picks of the race.  The final podium of le Grande Boucle is worth 15 points to the winner, 10 points for second, 5 points for third, 3 points for fourth, and 2 point for fifth.  Given the effect crashes can have on a tour, we’ve set up some guidelines around making changes to your lineup during the race: you’re allowed to change your lineup if any rider in your pick list drops out for any reason without any penalty; rest days will allow contestants to make changes to their lineup, however those changes will come at a point penalty.  (Visit the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page for a complete breakdown of these points.)

Every day, the leader in the points standings will have the honor of wearing the Yellow Jersey when posting on the site; the overall winner will wear the Yellow Jersey for the remainder of the season and will also earn an “Obey the Rules” bumper sticker.  All reader’s points qualify towards the final prize of the free Velominati Shop Apron.  As always, if you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings.

New to the Tour de France edition is the addition of naming the winner of the Green and Polka-dot jerseys for the Tour.  There will be no points awarded towards these two jerseys, but the leader of the competition of these jerseys will have the honor of commenting with a Green or Polka-dot jersey badge throughout the competition and the winner will earn the right to comment with that badge until next year’s Tour.  The contestant who picks both the final Green and Polka jersey winners correctly will win a Velominati Logo bumper sticker.   Tie-breakers will go to the first contestant who posts their entire lineup (all 5 GC picks plus Green and Polka-dot jersey winners).  Given that this sub-competition has no points, pick substitutions will only be granted under the DNF regulations of the VSP; no rest-day substitutions are allowed.

Sub-competitions will be conducted while the Tour is underway for specific stages.  These stages will be chosen a few days prior to the stage being held and will be selected based on the current race conditions with the aim of choosing the most decisive and exciting stages of the race, so check back often to make sure you don’t miss out.  Sub-competitions will be held in separate editions.

Good luck!

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Roberto Marques

    The polka dot pic seems to be a tough one this time around, eh? I thought about Rodrigo ala steampunk and that's a solid pick especially with a team like Katowa. Plus I like the guy. I went with Garate only after researching him and his palmares a bit more as I never have paid him much attention. Lot's climbers on the doping ban.

  • @frank
    Don`t want to take this too far but you know that Nederlands is an old "customer" from Brazil...I see Nederlands as the Cadel Evans of the world football scenario...always "almost there!"

  • Having fucked up and picked Mouncoutie, can I replace him, or should I hope for a miracle? If I can replace him, I select Renaldo Nocentini.

  • 1. Contador, he did it last year w/half a team, so who will stop him w/the whole kabob now??? Not a 'shack' retro nasty looking std covered sloppy second
    2. Pharmstrong...speaking of sloppy seconds
    3. Andy Grimpeur ala Schick
    4. Jurgen Ven den Broeck
    5. Basso...I pray I am clean now

    Polka dot: Gesink...i pray i piss a clean one
    Green: Thor Rule #5 stomping god of thunder

    No, wiggo won't show as this years route will require a rider plus he is marked this go around and neither will Evans who will get his arse handed to him in the Alps on the Tourmalet. Lastly, Denny Menchov will enjoy the last tour 'tout' of his career. In my humblest of wrong opinions...but aren't we all??

  • I've been thinking about this for days. I have been waiting for this post, so I can give forth my picks and not wake up sweating and screaming at 5am about how Alberto is going to crash on the cobbles, breaking at least one cobblestone, and as he is not Magni (not even in the same league) he'll retire, blowing the race wide open (and wrecking my picks completely).
    So. here goes
    1. A.C. He's not gonna ditch it on the cobbles. he'll put time into everyone in the alps then finish the job, mortal kombat style on the tourmalet.
    2. Grimpeur mark 2. Sure he took a tumble this week but road rash is like love bites to him. My only worry is that Riis might just go "fuck it" and not bother to support the grimps
    3. Good Cadel. IF bad cadel turns up, am I allowed to drop him with no points penalty?
    4. Menchov. He can't always fall off his bike/get bronchitis/be unlucky, can he?
    5. Wiggins. Token british pick. Much harder tour this year, I know, but I think he's good enough and has the support of a well balanced squad.

    Green jersey will be Cavendish. He might be a touch off the pace than last year and he certainly won't win so many stages but I listened to an interview with him last night on the real peloton podcast+ITV and he is so pumped.
    I was gonna pick Soler for the KoM, but as he's crocked himself, I now don't really have a clue. I'll get back to you all on this one...

  • @andy
    breaking a collarbone, not a cobblestone. Seriously, this is how much its been affecting my daily life.

    stupid pavé.

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