Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France

Two douchebags and A. Grimpeur rocket up the Ventoux in 2009

The inaugural Velominati Super Prestige continues the with Tour de France edition, on Saturday July 3rd in Rotterdam, the Netherlands, just kilometers from the start of the Giro d’Italia in Amsterdam (Dutchland is a small country). This will be the second Grand Tour of the series, and at this stage the Grand Tour rules and regulations are fairly well-defined, so take a moment to review them on the VSP Page.

The Tour is, of course, a major event.  My personal preference lies with the Giro, but there is no denying the magnitude of the Tour and the appeal it holds.  For three weeks, the world pays attention to our sport, and – provided the Tour doesn’t coincide with the World Cup football matches – this is the biggest sporting event during this time of the year.  (An interesting observation: the last time these events coincided, the winner was eventually stripped of his title.)

Having run the VSP Giro edition where we tested the ruleset for Grand Tours, we’ve managed to set up a scoring system that seems fair and helps to close down the competition to afford newcomers the ability to catch up with some good picks; the Giro proved that lineup switches and the associated penalties kept the point gains pretty small while allowing strategy to play an interesting role.  There is a full overview of the rules and standing at the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page, but here is the ten-second overview:

Every contestant is to choose their top five General Classification picks of the race.  The final podium of le Grande Boucle is worth 15 points to the winner, 10 points for second, 5 points for third, 3 points for fourth, and 2 point for fifth.  Given the effect crashes can have on a tour, we’ve set up some guidelines around making changes to your lineup during the race: you’re allowed to change your lineup if any rider in your pick list drops out for any reason without any penalty; rest days will allow contestants to make changes to their lineup, however those changes will come at a point penalty.  (Visit the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page for a complete breakdown of these points.)

Every day, the leader in the points standings will have the honor of wearing the Yellow Jersey when posting on the site; the overall winner will wear the Yellow Jersey for the remainder of the season and will also earn an “Obey the Rules” bumper sticker.  All reader’s points qualify towards the final prize of the free Velominati Shop Apron.  As always, if you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings.

New to the Tour de France edition is the addition of naming the winner of the Green and Polka-dot jerseys for the Tour.  There will be no points awarded towards these two jerseys, but the leader of the competition of these jerseys will have the honor of commenting with a Green or Polka-dot jersey badge throughout the competition and the winner will earn the right to comment with that badge until next year’s Tour.  The contestant who picks both the final Green and Polka jersey winners correctly will win a Velominati Logo bumper sticker.   Tie-breakers will go to the first contestant who posts their entire lineup (all 5 GC picks plus Green and Polka-dot jersey winners).  Given that this sub-competition has no points, pick substitutions will only be granted under the DNF regulations of the VSP; no rest-day substitutions are allowed.

Sub-competitions will be conducted while the Tour is underway for specific stages.  These stages will be chosen a few days prior to the stage being held and will be selected based on the current race conditions with the aim of choosing the most decisive and exciting stages of the race, so check back often to make sure you don’t miss out.  Sub-competitions will be held in separate editions.

Good luck!

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise on the podium today was the dumbest thing I have ever seen in the sport of cycling.

    Well, not so much Cameron Diaz, but definitely Tom Cruise. Seriously Tom Cruise? Get the hell away from the podium.

    @Joe
    I can't help but start to like Bertie. I'm not sure why, but I think he's really starting to mature. He put out a YouTube video for the world to watch, he's apologized personally to Schleck, given him the stage win, and towards the beginning of the tour, he even stopped by The Shack team bus to give some commemorative watches. He's really starting to turn into a true champion. I think the tension between him and Lance last year really fueled the negative image we have of him, but now that he's had a team in full support of him, he seems to have mellowed out quite a bit. Perhaps we may have had some delusional reason to hate him then, but now? I don't think he's given us any reasons this season to hate him. Maybe it's on principle that we don't like him, simply because he wins so much. After all, Armstrong and Merckx were hated by many in their glory days.

    As for Cav, he just makes it look too easy, though I think if Theo Bos was given a chance, he could give him a run for his money.

    And how about Petacchi? This guy is really dishing it out! Too bad for Oss today, though. He fought like a champ even as they were catching him. I really wanted him to win the stage.

    Andy thinks he can still win though if he pulls out an amazing time trial, and I think we shouldn't discount him just yet. He's the national TT champ of Luxembourg, I think he has a chance.

  • @Cyclops
    HA! Well, your choices, and inspirational as they were, are not as bad as mine. I'm actually at -10 points right now if we could have negative scores. I really took a gamble and it isn't working out for me!

    @all:
    Putting up the final VSP for the Tour momentarily; it will be on the TT tomorrow. Get your picks ready!

  • @Omar Oss would have had to have broken the world record for the 16km (10 mile if you're english... we're the only ones who really do said distance) TT to have stayed away

    @frankHmm... I wonder if I should pick Schleck for the TT

  • Wow... could it be any more controversial?... Contador's overall lead over Schleck at 39s... you couldn't script it any better. And go Spartacus.

  • I would say Contador's 39 sec was because he didn't have to do more in the TT, he had advantage to know at each checkpoint how it was going, and he pushed just a little more.

  • @all
    Updated results:
    1 Steampunk 36 points
    2 Andy 31 points
    3 Geof 31 points
    4 Marcus 30 points
    5 Scott 26 points
    6 Roadslave 25 points
    7 John 25 points
    8 Hawkeye 25 points
    9 Joe 24 points
    10 Rob 22 points
    11 Jarvis 21 points
    12 Roberto Marques 19 points
    13 Brett 19 points
    14 Ben 18 points
    15 Pont 15 points
    16 Souleur 10 points
    17 Crossy 10 points
    18 Marko 8 points
    19 Nathan Edwards 6 points
    20 Daniel 5 points
    21 Dan O 2 points
    22 Joshua 2 points
    23 David 1 point
    24 Cyclops 0 points
    25 Houdini 0 points
    26 Frank 0 points

  • I was just flicking through today's pictures on the Team Sky site... the pictures of Bertie on the podium lulled me into a false sense of security that he'd left his pistorelo at home... :(

  • @all
    Steampunk takes Yellow and green; Green falls to Rob, and Souleur keeps dots.

    See you tomorrow!

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