Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France

Two douchebags and A. Grimpeur rocket up the Ventoux in 2009

The inaugural Velominati Super Prestige continues the with Tour de France edition, on Saturday July 3rd in Rotterdam, the Netherlands, just kilometers from the start of the Giro d’Italia in Amsterdam (Dutchland is a small country). This will be the second Grand Tour of the series, and at this stage the Grand Tour rules and regulations are fairly well-defined, so take a moment to review them on the VSP Page.

The Tour is, of course, a major event.  My personal preference lies with the Giro, but there is no denying the magnitude of the Tour and the appeal it holds.  For three weeks, the world pays attention to our sport, and – provided the Tour doesn’t coincide with the World Cup football matches – this is the biggest sporting event during this time of the year.  (An interesting observation: the last time these events coincided, the winner was eventually stripped of his title.)

Having run the VSP Giro edition where we tested the ruleset for Grand Tours, we’ve managed to set up a scoring system that seems fair and helps to close down the competition to afford newcomers the ability to catch up with some good picks; the Giro proved that lineup switches and the associated penalties kept the point gains pretty small while allowing strategy to play an interesting role.  There is a full overview of the rules and standing at the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page, but here is the ten-second overview:

Every contestant is to choose their top five General Classification picks of the race.  The final podium of le Grande Boucle is worth 15 points to the winner, 10 points for second, 5 points for third, 3 points for fourth, and 2 point for fifth.  Given the effect crashes can have on a tour, we’ve set up some guidelines around making changes to your lineup during the race: you’re allowed to change your lineup if any rider in your pick list drops out for any reason without any penalty; rest days will allow contestants to make changes to their lineup, however those changes will come at a point penalty.  (Visit the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page for a complete breakdown of these points.)

Every day, the leader in the points standings will have the honor of wearing the Yellow Jersey when posting on the site; the overall winner will wear the Yellow Jersey for the remainder of the season and will also earn an “Obey the Rules” bumper sticker.  All reader’s points qualify towards the final prize of the free Velominati Shop Apron.  As always, if you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings.

New to the Tour de France edition is the addition of naming the winner of the Green and Polka-dot jerseys for the Tour.  There will be no points awarded towards these two jerseys, but the leader of the competition of these jerseys will have the honor of commenting with a Green or Polka-dot jersey badge throughout the competition and the winner will earn the right to comment with that badge until next year’s Tour.  The contestant who picks both the final Green and Polka jersey winners correctly will win a Velominati Logo bumper sticker.   Tie-breakers will go to the first contestant who posts their entire lineup (all 5 GC picks plus Green and Polka-dot jersey winners).  Given that this sub-competition has no points, pick substitutions will only be granted under the DNF regulations of the VSP; no rest-day substitutions are allowed.

Sub-competitions will be conducted while the Tour is underway for specific stages.  These stages will be chosen a few days prior to the stage being held and will be selected based on the current race conditions with the aim of choosing the most decisive and exciting stages of the race, so check back often to make sure you don’t miss out.  Sub-competitions will be held in separate editions.

Good luck!

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @frank

    I sent an email to contribute AT velominati DOT com with a text attachment. Have you had the chance to take a look at it?

    BTW: This tour has been insane. Probably the most exciting one I've ever watched.

  • Bummed that Thor couldn't keep it together to hold green. It's a shame he lost those critical points from Stage 2; that would have changed the dynamic of the green jersey race. But a good Tour. The French should be pleased with their own riders' efforts, but it's a shame there was no young light: no Brice Feillu from last year.

  • @frank
    Were there bonus points for predicting a top-three finisher but in the wrong order? (I had Spartacus and RatPack, but in the wrong order.)

  • @Omar odd, I thought that this was one of the most tedious Tours of recent years. There was plenty of great racing, but the GC race was dull and got in the way of the rest of the race. The Giro was a far better race this year.

  • @Jarvis
    the gc race dull? GC was in question until the last mountaintop finish and even (in hindsight) during the TT! What race were you watching?

  • Was it really in doubt? Even if you take the "doubt factor", what really happened in terms of GC? Contador attacked once. Schleck attacked once. They rode up the rest of the mountains together, hardly riveting. Tactics were predictable and conservative, no risks taken, Schleck didn't deserve to win.

  • @Jarvis
    I can hardly think of anything more riveting than the two best climbers in the tour riding as hard as they can through the mist of the Tourmalet, the reason neither got a break was because they both had nothing left. They both rule 5ed their way up that climb.

  • @Jarvis
    There was all that talk about the Pyrenees deciding everything, but the Alps put on a pretty good show and destroyed most of the pack. If it was a little dry in the Pyrenees, it was because there were only two contenders left. I share your sense of the Tour seeming to lack fireworks, but I think it's because it started with such fireworks from the very outset. Stages 2 and 3 were filled with drama and excitement (but I prefer the spring Classics to the summer stage races anyway).

    For what it's worth, I enjoyed the subtleties of Schleck and Contador checking each other and I admired their consistency. It was conservative race, but to offer the other side of your statement above, I'm not sure Schleck deserved to lose, either.

  • @Nathan @Canarypunk
    Contador didn't rule 5 his way up the Tourmalet, he had spare.

    Schleck was so conservative that Contador effectively had him beaten at the planning stages. Once Schleck lost that time at Mende, Contador only had to follow, but Schelck still stuck to what appeared to be a pre-determined plan. Yes the loss of Grimpeur Elder hampered the plans, but Contador didn't have an "Older Brother" option in the first place.

    Completely outsmarted by Astana and that says alot given that it is Riis, the master tactician.

    I have a theory as to why it played out as it did and why the teams used the tactics they did. But I haven't the time to go into it and someone else probably has already.

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