Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France

Two douchebags and A. Grimpeur rocket up the Ventoux in 2009

The inaugural Velominati Super Prestige continues the with Tour de France edition, on Saturday July 3rd in Rotterdam, the Netherlands, just kilometers from the start of the Giro d’Italia in Amsterdam (Dutchland is a small country). This will be the second Grand Tour of the series, and at this stage the Grand Tour rules and regulations are fairly well-defined, so take a moment to review them on the VSP Page.

The Tour is, of course, a major event.  My personal preference lies with the Giro, but there is no denying the magnitude of the Tour and the appeal it holds.  For three weeks, the world pays attention to our sport, and – provided the Tour doesn’t coincide with the World Cup football matches – this is the biggest sporting event during this time of the year.  (An interesting observation: the last time these events coincided, the winner was eventually stripped of his title.)

Having run the VSP Giro edition where we tested the ruleset for Grand Tours, we’ve managed to set up a scoring system that seems fair and helps to close down the competition to afford newcomers the ability to catch up with some good picks; the Giro proved that lineup switches and the associated penalties kept the point gains pretty small while allowing strategy to play an interesting role.  There is a full overview of the rules and standing at the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page, but here is the ten-second overview:

Every contestant is to choose their top five General Classification picks of the race.  The final podium of le Grande Boucle is worth 15 points to the winner, 10 points for second, 5 points for third, 3 points for fourth, and 2 point for fifth.  Given the effect crashes can have on a tour, we’ve set up some guidelines around making changes to your lineup during the race: you’re allowed to change your lineup if any rider in your pick list drops out for any reason without any penalty; rest days will allow contestants to make changes to their lineup, however those changes will come at a point penalty.  (Visit the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page for a complete breakdown of these points.)

Every day, the leader in the points standings will have the honor of wearing the Yellow Jersey when posting on the site; the overall winner will wear the Yellow Jersey for the remainder of the season and will also earn an “Obey the Rules” bumper sticker.  All reader’s points qualify towards the final prize of the free Velominati Shop Apron.  As always, if you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings.

New to the Tour de France edition is the addition of naming the winner of the Green and Polka-dot jerseys for the Tour.  There will be no points awarded towards these two jerseys, but the leader of the competition of these jerseys will have the honor of commenting with a Green or Polka-dot jersey badge throughout the competition and the winner will earn the right to comment with that badge until next year’s Tour.  The contestant who picks both the final Green and Polka jersey winners correctly will win a Velominati Logo bumper sticker.   Tie-breakers will go to the first contestant who posts their entire lineup (all 5 GC picks plus Green and Polka-dot jersey winners).  Given that this sub-competition has no points, pick substitutions will only be granted under the DNF regulations of the VSP; no rest-day substitutions are allowed.

Sub-competitions will be conducted while the Tour is underway for specific stages.  These stages will be chosen a few days prior to the stage being held and will be selected based on the current race conditions with the aim of choosing the most decisive and exciting stages of the race, so check back often to make sure you don’t miss out.  Sub-competitions will be held in separate editions.

Good luck!

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Omar

    My theory: Lance having two testicles was too much for the world to handle because of the consequent overproduction of Rule 5 concentrate. So in an effort to give his rivals a fighting chance, he got cancer and lost one of them, resulting in a weight loss of about 100 pounds (contributing to climbing ability), and 50% less Rule 5 concentrate production. Still, though, his Uni-Testicle Production Factory produces between 25 to 45% more Rule 5 Concentrate than any other human being alive and the absence of the other testicle makes him 8% more aero.

    The weight savings of losing one nut (100 pounds) and the aerodynamic advantage made him unstoppable during his 7 years of Tour Dominance.

    A masterpiece. I'm printing that and hanging it in the workshop beneath this picture:

    @Joshua
    Yeah, not boring. That whole Tour was not boring. It was epic. Totally rad.

  • @all
    No change in the standings today, despite Alejet taking Green.

    Hushovd on how he lost the lead:

    I was too passive in the sprint," Hushovd said after the finish. "I was too scared, too. All the riders who went on my side, I let them pass and I lost. My tactic was to follow Petacchi to defend the jersey, but that's something I have to change. I'm not happy with myself today.

    And Pettacchi on 2003:

    My position now makes me think of the 2003 Tour de France," Petacchi explained. "Seven years ago, I didn't have the grinta (determination) that I have now to finish the Tour and win the green jersey. My directeur sportif at the time, Giancarlo Ferretti, was very upset when I pulled out of the Tour although I had the green jersey.

    Two great quotes by two great champions. Loves 'em, the both of 'em.

  • I must say I'm surprised they threw him out... (not seen the footage yet, waiting for the highlights)

    I remember back in the early days of my education into the TdF that someone... McEwan I think, did something similar and didn't get chucked out, DQed from the sprint and docked points but not thrown out. I guess McEwan is/was a big enough name that if he got thrown out it would detract from the spectacle.

  • @Nathan Edwards
    I haven't seen it either; it must have been bad. This is the first time I can remember this happening, getting thrown out. From what I've gathered, I think they were close to the barriers or there was some movement towards the barriers by Renshaw. McEwen/O'Grady were in the middle of the bunch, and I think they pretty much stayed on their lines as they beat at each other. But I haven't seen the footage. Besides, that was two Aussies, rather than a Assie and a Kiwi.

    @Cyclops
    Ouch.

    @Kermitpunk
    I think it's his only chance! He's said himself he's out-gunned and scared. There have been a lot of crashes in the bunch gallops this season, I can see why people might be easing off, especially the older guys who know a thing or two about self-preservation at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if Boonen stops doing the sprints, too, after his luck this year.

    Is it just me, or does it seem like people are really taking risks, doesn't it? Sell-your-mother-for-the-win risks, like Cat4-5 crit racing-risks, not pro racing risks. I remember (vividly) one crash I was in once was in the middle of a crit where the whole bunch just went sprinting off for some reason and some idiot thought he'd win the race from 30 laps out by diving through a non-existence gap.

    The crashes this year remind me of that. Of course, the stakes are higher, too, but...is it worth going into the barriers?

  • @frank @Nathan Edwards
    its two infractions; the first is the headbutts, then prince harry pretty much pins tyler to the boards. I got the feeling from an interview with one of the commissaires that if it had been just one he'd have been relegated, but the fact there were two forced their hand to the DQ.
    Dean isn't entirely innocent, he does intentionally start leaning on renshaw, which caused the headbutts.
    First DQ for 13 years apparently too

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saPLJQZhQpk

    Last 4km via Sporza - worth it for two reasons:

    1. Sporza's awesome Flemish commentary soundtrack... ay-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi! ney ney ney ney! when the peloton rounds the last corner. Love those guys, though they might as well be speaking Swedish Chef to me.

    2. Check out Farrar at 5:30 giving the interview in Flemish! Sounds like Johnny American, but whatever - right after the finish, still winded, I could barely speak my own tongue, much less that stuff.

  • @Omar

    My theory: Lance having two testicles was too much for the world to handle because of the consequent overproduction of Rule 5 concentrate

    You are wise. Outstanding theory Omar...Rule 5 concentrate. Purity of Essence. POE. Have any of you kids watched Dr. Strangelove? or am I the only old dude here?

    Nice work. That is frame-worthy.

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