Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de Suisse

A big man playing where little men frolic. Photo: Sirotti

The Tour de Suisse is the last warm-up race prior to the Tour, and the last chance to test your form. As far as Tour rivalries go, we typically see one rival choose the Dauphiné and one la Suisse; it’s unpleasant to ruffle your feathers too much with a pre-Tour head-to-head, you see.

While the Dauphiné has the benefit of previewing some of the Tour’s stages in a race situation, the Tour de Suisse has the benefit of including the only thing more sinister than cobbled bergs: a cobbled mountain pass. This road also holds the distinction of being the only one where I feel more sympathy for the road layers than I do the riders.

Aside from rivals and masochism, the key factors determining which race to ride have to do with the timing of the peak: this race features a full week later in the calendar than does the Dauphiné, and based on the Tour’s parcours and rhythm of the rider’s season, this race may have better timing. But in any case, as with the Critérium, the effort is a dangerous gamble: ride too hard and you could fire off the Guns enter the Tour with little more than starter pistols. Balance, balance.

So, as the Dauphiné winds down, it’s time to start thinking about Suisse, our last VSP before le Tour. Get your picks in by 5am Pacific on Saturday morning. Same drill as usual: Being a week-long stage race, the points on offer are 7 for first, 5 for second, 4 for third, 3 for fourth, 2 for fifth, with the usual allotment of bonus points for getting the rider right but the place wrong.  Also, there are no rest days, so no rest day swaps, but we will have our usual approach for riders who drop out. Piti Principle applies as always. Also review the guide, being careful to note that the rules have changed a bit this year, and we may not have completely updated the guide yet, so if there’s a question, ask.

May Merckx be with you all.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • I'm not sure, but Schleck will be in the top-5 at least and Mollema will surprise people.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. F. Schleck
    2. Klöden
    3. Hesjedal
    4. Bauke Mollema
    5. Kreuziger

  • @Buck Rogers
    It's likely to guarantee me a swift expulsion from this site, but I'm coming around on Cav. Maybe he's more subdued this year (or the Tour hasn't started yet), but I find him more palatable. Michael Barry also had some thoughtful and positive things to say about him in Le Métier. The two roomed together when Barry was riding with HTC.

  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Kloden
    2. Shleck Le Jeune
    3. Levi
    4. Shleck Le Vieux
    5. Fuglsang

  • RedRanger :
    Am I crazy for thinking Faboo can pull off a win?

    In my very uneducated opinion, Yes. They have not built the course perfectly for Faboo this year like they did back in 2009 to make sure he won it.

  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Grimpeur the elder
    2. Kloden
    3. Damiano can he go
    4. Schleklett
    5. Ryder

  • Here we go.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Ryder on the Storm
    2. le Grand Grimpeur
    3. Shaved-and-all
    4. Fuckslang
    5. Klodenizzle

  • @Dr C
    The Belgian time trial is the preferred position for field testing. My advice: Rotate from the pelvis without shifting your weight forward until your forearms rest lightly on your bars. Now accelerate. Then keep accelerating. Eventually you will either a) get used to the position and find your balance, b) get tired and become unstable, or c) get used accelerating constantly a la Faboo.

    VSP:
    1. Ryder Hesjedal
    2. Chavanelf
    3. Le Grand Grimpeur
    4. Her Kloden
    5. Le Petit Grimpeur

    I am resurrected!

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