Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de Suisse

A big man playing where little men frolic. Photo: Sirotti

The Tour de Suisse is the last warm-up race prior to the Tour, and the last chance to test your form. As far as Tour rivalries go, we typically see one rival choose the Dauphiné and one la Suisse; it’s unpleasant to ruffle your feathers too much with a pre-Tour head-to-head, you see.

While the Dauphiné has the benefit of previewing some of the Tour’s stages in a race situation, the Tour de Suisse has the benefit of including the only thing more sinister than cobbled bergs: a cobbled mountain pass. This road also holds the distinction of being the only one where I feel more sympathy for the road layers than I do the riders.

Aside from rivals and masochism, the key factors determining which race to ride have to do with the timing of the peak: this race features a full week later in the calendar than does the Dauphiné, and based on the Tour’s parcours and rhythm of the rider’s season, this race may have better timing. But in any case, as with the Critérium, the effort is a dangerous gamble: ride too hard and you could fire off the Guns enter the Tour with little more than starter pistols. Balance, balance.

So, as the Dauphiné winds down, it’s time to start thinking about Suisse, our last VSP before le Tour. Get your picks in by 5am Pacific on Saturday morning. Same drill as usual: Being a week-long stage race, the points on offer are 7 for first, 5 for second, 4 for third, 3 for fourth, 2 for fifth, with the usual allotment of bonus points for getting the rider right but the place wrong.  Also, there are no rest days, so no rest day swaps, but we will have our usual approach for riders who drop out. Piti Principle applies as always. Also review the guide, being careful to note that the rules have changed a bit this year, and we may not have completely updated the guide yet, so if there’s a question, ask.

May Merckx be with you all.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Buck Rogers:
    So far, so good for TJ and Kloden. Andy had a mechanical and is back a bit but here's to hoping that Frank does not lose too much time today!

    Spartacus had a mechanical, too, and he still managed to smash the field. "Oi, Andy! That's how you do it: Rule V!"

  • Sheeeeeit, I missed out on the VSP entry.

    Klodi for the win.
    Grimpy the Elder for the second spot.
    Mollema and Kruijiswick(?) should make it interesting.

    The Sparrow of Cazoña is back, too!

  • Alright - no big surprise here, but Fabulous Faboo nailed it. What an animal. Little I love more than concurrent VSPs.

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  • I spent an hour figuring out who I was going to pick, and realized that it was Saturday, not Friday, and that I could pick no one. I get the feeling that missing this coupled with my shit performance in the Criterium, is going to have me out of the GC for the shop apron. At least I get to keep the pink jumper.

  • @ChrisO
    Hah! Yes, national day of mourning here for the most non Rule 31 compliant sheep of all time. Thanks for your support.

  • F..K Dam it! I take my first weeks holiday in almost 6 years and I miss the VSP for the suisse... I knew I should have stayed home. Priorities!
    Hmmmmm Sailing around the pacific islands getting fat or stay at home and rock the VSP?

  • @heath
    Not only an amazing resemblance but the line "I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!!!" fits as well (at least last year's team fits the bill!

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