Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de Suisse 2016

We are opening the rolling metal door to the VSP generator and warming it up for this weekend’s start of the Tour de Suisse. As usual, the big hitters of the Tour are riding the Dauphine; I should be more excited about that race but, yawn, not so much. The Swiss tour is longer, more climbing, generally a more awesome race and with any luck they will climb the Passo San Gottardo. The Swiss don’t fool around with their roads, tunnels or cows. Here is your start list.

OK, everyone knows the drill here. Delgado-ing is right out, this starts on Saturday, you have been warned. Prizes, rules, go to the VSP pages for the specifics.

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  • @Randy C

    @wiscot @Teocalli

    I can’t help but get this idea that something must have fell out of a tree as he road by, landed on his head, and wouldn’t let go. I don’t know what? A tree squid? Whatev… Strange indeed.

    Ha!  This is great!

  • Sounds like a proper Rule 9 day at the Swisse.

    Abandonments gauche et droite!

  • wiscot - Ha, good additional points!

    Okay. I'm going to pretend I never saw that photo of Gilbert.

  • Treat needs to pull something huge if he wants to be BMC TdF captain come July. But, based on Phil Gil's head gear, I think BMC implodes here and in July.

  • @Teocalli

    @wiscot

    @Teocalli

    errrr….excuse me…..but……

    What . . . the . . . fuck . . . is . . . that?

    Gilbert today……..

    I just did some deep web research. Gilbert is wearing the yet-to-be-released Giro "Armadillo" helmet. Flexible and tough, though only available in gray.

  • @ErikdR

    @wiscot

    That, or a knit tea cosy.

    Aye, that's likely. Maybe he didn't want to upset his mother:

    "Where are you riding this week, Phillipe?"

    "Switzerland, mother. I'm riding the Tour of Switzerland."

    "Ooh, it gets cold there. They have snow and mountains. I hope you don't catch cold. I'll knit you a nice little hat to keep your head warm. The doctor says you lose a lot of heat through your noggin."

    "I'll be fine mother, honestly. The team give me caps and helmets."

    "You can't be too careful dear (she says while furiously knitting up a storm). Here, wear this, it'll keep you warm."

    "No, really mother, I'll be fine."

    "Do as I fucking tell you Phillipe. There's a good boy."

    "Yes mother."

    . . . and the rest is history.

     

  • @wiscot

    Ha! Yep - you nailed it, methinks. (Chuckling into my Danish lager here... For the record: Neither Carlsberg nor Tuborg - although there's nothing wrong with either)

     

  • @Teocalli

    @wiscot

    He must have chosen the one with the built in ear muffs too.

    You can be damn sure no Etixx QS rider would wear that abomination. Their riders know that good headwear looks like. Did you see the "cap" Froome was wearing at the end of the Dauphine? It had his name on the side but looked five sizes too big.

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