Velominati Super Prestige: Trofeo Alfredo Binda 2016

What's got two thumbs and makes grown women weep? This chick!

There are a couple things you need to know about the Women’s Racing Scene. First of all, they’ve been racing the fuck out of Belgium and Italy, and staying well clear of the warmer climes. They are also busy kicking off their first-ever WorldTour. No surprise in who the current leader is; Lizzy Armitstead has gobbled up every race of value so far on the calendar, resplendent in her very Rule Compliant Rainbow jersey and black bibs. What’s not to love about her?

Well, she was forced to wear white bibs with her leaders’ jersey, so there’s that, I suppose. I remember when Tom Boonen was leading the WorldTour when riding in the rainbow bands, he petitioned the UCI to let him wear a hybrid jersey because he felt the bands were more valuable than the stale while WT leaders jersey. I’m not sure if Lizzy is thinking anything similar, but at least the jersey is a beautiful one.

The Trofeo Alfredo Binda kicks off on Sunday, and it is a nasty, hilly little bugger and will be sure to see the usual womens fireworks, which is another way of saying these girls race aggressively as shit. But how do you beat a hardwoman who can climb and sprint? Spoiler alert: you don’t. My money’s on Queen Lizzie.

Remember people, there is a Don Walker on offer. It might even get displayed at the best bike show in North America: NAHBS. And if you are the first loser, you’ll get a set of Café Roubaix CR Wheelworks wheels. Which might also be at NAHBS. Epic. Bragging. Rights.

So start prognosticating on your picks and check the scoring guidelines. Don’t wait too long as these are early VSPs and there have been some glitches in the systems on the MSR event; I don’t want to hear any complaining about Delgado’ing the event because something went catywampus at the last minute.

Check the start list, read the preview, and then pray to whatever you think will help make a difference. Personally, I’m rubbing my lucky Kapelmuur cobble.

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mulebeatsdrums says:

Mar 20 2016 at 7:45 am

The lack of coverage for women's races is criminal. Thank heavens for keen amateurs who post updates / stream their own commentary on Twitter. Although they're just commentating on the fixed camera at the finish line, and Twitter anyway.

Poor show, broadcasters!
xyxax says:

Mar 20 2016 at 8:47 am
Minnesota Expat says:

Mar 20 2016 at 8:49 am

From Twitter. Great. What the fuc# do I know.

1. Armistead

2. Guarnier

3. Neff

4. Johansson

5. Amialiusik
Minnesota Expat says:

Mar 20 2016 at 8:53 am

@xyxax

And where is Blaak? Were three podiums with two firsts enough for one year? Did she stop for an espresso and gelato?
xyxax says:

Mar 20 2016 at 9:05 am

@Minnesota Expat

@xyxax

And where is Blaak? Were three podiums with two firsts enough for one year? Did she stop for an espresso and gelato?

Weird about Blaak; I went back to previous TB races and she never placed high so laid off.

God forbid we's actually see results outside of twitter feeds. The "live" coverage by UCI was a joke.

Encouraged that my 3-4-5 picks finished 4-5-6, in that order. Time to up the drug dosage.
xyxax says:

Mar 20 2016 at 9:09 am

OK, she was 5th in 2013.
Minnesota Expat says:

Mar 20 2016 at 2:07 pm

@xyxax

Weird about Blaak; I went back to previous TB races and she never placed high so laid off.

Yeah, I saw that, but I place a higher value on current fitness and recent performance. I'd like to compare race profiles, vertical meters, but that's hard to find for the women's races. And I figured that there was something going on with Armistead, something besides migraines.
TheVid says:

Mar 20 2016 at 2:30 pm

@mulebeatsdrums

The lack of coverage for women’s races is criminal. Thank heavens for keen amateurs who post updates / stream their own commentary on Twitter. Although they’re just commentating on the fixed camera at the finish line, and Twitter anyway.

Poor show, broadcasters!

+1 this.
xyxax says:

Mar 20 2016 at 4:31 pm

@Minnesota Expat

Sorry I didn't mean to imply shallow analysis on your part. Wasn't thinking properly.
mulebeatsdrums says:

Mar 20 2016 at 4:40 pm

@TheVid

@mulebeatsdrums

The lack of coverage for women’s races is criminal. Thank heavens for keen amateurs who post updates / stream their own commentary on Twitter. Although they’re just commentating on the fixed camera at the finish line, and Twitter anyway.

Poor show, broadcasters!

+1 this.

Ta. What's even more disgraceful is that they have moto cameras that they throw together a highlight reel with, but they broadcast the pictures live. I guess it's the cost of a single editor and director versus a full OB team.

Highlights with Sarah Connolly's commentary here: https://soundcloud.com/prowomenscycling/2016-trofeo-binda-commentary