Velominati Super Prestige: Trofeo Alfredo Binda 2016

What's got two thumbs and makes grown women weep? This chick!

There are a couple things you need to know about the Women’s Racing Scene. First of all, they’ve been racing the fuck out of Belgium and Italy, and staying well clear of the warmer climes. They are also busy kicking off their first-ever WorldTour. No surprise in who the current leader is; Lizzy Armitstead has gobbled up every race of value so far on the calendar, resplendent in her very Rule Compliant Rainbow jersey and black bibs. What’s not to love about her?

Well, she was forced to wear white bibs with her leaders’ jersey, so there’s that, I suppose. I remember when Tom Boonen was leading the WorldTour when riding in the rainbow bands, he petitioned the UCI to let him wear a hybrid jersey because he felt the bands were more valuable than the stale while WT leaders jersey. I’m not sure if Lizzy is thinking anything similar, but at least the jersey is a beautiful one.

The Trofeo Alfredo Binda kicks off on Sunday, and it is a nasty, hilly little bugger and will be sure to see the usual womens fireworks, which is another way of saying these girls race aggressively as shit. But how do you beat a hardwoman who can climb and sprint? Spoiler alert: you don’t. My money’s on Queen Lizzie.

Remember people, there is a Don Walker on offer. It might even get displayed at the best bike show in North America: NAHBS. And if you are the first loser, you’ll get a set of Café Roubaix CR Wheelworks wheels. Which might also be at NAHBS. Epic. Bragging. Rights.

So start prognosticating on your picks and check the scoring guidelines. Don’t wait too long as these are early VSPs and there have been some glitches in the systems on the MSR event; I don’t want to hear any complaining about Delgado’ing the event because something went catywampus at the last minute.

Check the start list, read the preview, and then pray to whatever you think will help make a difference. Personally, I’m rubbing my lucky Kapelmuur cobble.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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il muro di manayunk says:

Mar 17 2016 at 6:44 pm
VSP PICKS:
1. Armitstead
2. Van Der Breggen
3. Johansson
4. Ferrand Prevot
5. Amialiusik
John Irvine says:

Mar 17 2016 at 7:42 pm
VSP PICKS:
1. Johansson
2. Armistead
3. Van der Breggen
4. Niewiadoma
5. Amialiusik
Michael Eafanti says:

Mar 17 2016 at 8:21 pm
Mikael Liddy says:

Mar 17 2016 at 8:24 pm
@brett

that's a bloody long bow to draw, making it

ideal for a V-nickname. I'm on board!

VSP PICKS:
1. Queen Liz
2. Emma Johannson
3. PFP
4. Valentina Scandalora
5. Warpdrive
frank says:

Mar 17 2016 at 8:52 pm

@Erik

Looks like I have. Shoot. Sorry to fill up comment slots to figure this out.

Luckily we don't have limited inventory. Fill away. Your badge does appear to be working on the original posting of your picks.
freddy says:

Mar 17 2016 at 8:54 pm
VSP PICKS:
1. V Der Breggen
2. Emma J
3. Elisa L B
4. Ferrand Prevot
5. Lizzie
frank says:

Mar 17 2016 at 8:55 pm

@brett

@Mikael Liddy

@brett

“Warpdrive”?

Tiffany Cromwell. Someone came up with it a couple years ago, because of this:

James Cromwell later played Cochrane in the 1996 feature film Star Trek: First Contact and the 2001 Star Trek: Enterprise pilot, “Broken Bow“. Footage of Cromwell from Star Trek: First Contact was used in the Enterprise episode “In a Mirror, Darkly (Part I)”, along with new footage of an identically-dressed actor whose face is not shown.

As established by the events of Star Trek: First Contact, Cochrane is the first human to create a warp drive system, and in 2063, his successful light-speed flight draws the attention of the Vulcans, leading to humanity’s first official contact with an alien race.

This dorkery is why I fucking love this place, nearly ten years on.
Barracuda says:

Mar 17 2016 at 9:03 pm

@frank

@brett

@Mikael Liddy

@brett

“Warpdrive”?

Tiffany Cromwell. Someone came up with it a couple years ago, because of this:

James Cromwell later played Cochrane in the 1996 feature film Star Trek: First Contact and the 2001 Star Trek: Enterprise pilot, “Broken Bow“. Footage of Cromwell from Star Trek: First Contact was used in the Enterprise episode “In a Mirror, Darkly (Part I)”, along with new footage of an identically-dressed actor whose face is not shown.

As established by the events of Star Trek: First Contact, Cochrane is the first human to create a warp drive system, and in 2063, his successful light-speed flight draws the attention of the Vulcans, leading to humanity’s first official contact with an alien race.

This dorkery is why I fucking love this place, nearly ten years on.

Almost as if @brett messaged @Mikael Liddy and said " Hey, can you ask me a question about a really random name Ive just picked, Ive got a great backstory on how I got to it, but I reckon none of the other Australian muppets on this site will pick it up ! "

I missed the reference to Warpdrive and am now pissed that I didnt ask the question.

Well played gents

I can here the cogs in @frank 's head turning for more such degrees of seperation as we speak.

Let the games begin
TheVid says:

Mar 17 2016 at 9:38 pm

It's incredibly frustrating that I can't find decent coverage to watch this race. Watching the women race is more entertaining than some (most?) grand tours in recent times. Watching them race is like having a repeat of the world championships every. single. time. You can't help but get up and start screaming at the screen when they start attacking each other, it's awesome.
dyalander says:

Mar 17 2016 at 9:44 pm
Will this be one of the exceptions to what is likely to be a season dominated by Rabo and Boels.

VSP PICKS:
1. A Amieliusk
2. A van der Breggen
3. C Blaak
4. E Johansson
5. L Armitstead