Velominati Super Prestige: Vuelta a España 2016

The Vuelta is my least favorite Grand Tour. I say this every year, I know. And every year, circumstances make it look an awful lot like I could be wrong about that. Circumstances like, for instance, the fact that the GC almost always comes down to a nail-biting final few days, or someone comes from far down the classification to upset the standings on a transition stage, like Contador did a few years back.

Still, there is no denying that it has the least prestige of the three Grand Tours; any rider who has won the Tour de France would have no trouble finding a contract for years to come, and the same goes for the Giro to a lesser extent. Yet, I can think of two Vuelta winners – if not three – in the last decade who were without a contract the following year or were forced to resign themselves to racing on a lower-ranked team.

I blame my dislike for the Vuelta on Spain’s geography; those rains in Spain that fall mainly in the plains are also the plains in Spain that host stages on roads so flat and straight that you get the idea half the peloton would be happy to wrap a bungee cord around their handlebars and take a nap. Yet, some of the most brutal climbs are found along its parcours and those brutal climbs make for some wildly fantastic racing.

So I’m not saying I’m changing my mind about the Vuelta, but it can’t be worse than the Tour was this year.

Anyway, don’t mind this grumpy old man; prognosticate on the start list, get your picks in, sit back, and enjoy the racing. Good luck!

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Really just making up the numbers here. Hopefully a Columbian 1 - 2.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Smiling Esteban Chaves
    2. Casual Nairo Quintana
    3. Froome Doggy Dog
    4. El Pistola
    5. Louie Louie Meintjes
  • Quintana fully recovered from whatever upset his TdF destiny. Kruijswijk fully rested after the crash which upset his Giro destiny. Father Time has caught up with Contador, as it will with Froome, who will struggle to win another TdF and is due a rest. Another strong performance from Valverde, who remains spared the pressure of team leadership. And Leopold Konig to outlast a strong group fighting for fifth to tenth placings... But I really should spare a look at the course.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Quintana
    2. Kruijswijk
    3. Contador
    4. Valverde
    5. Leopold Konig
  • I went for the non-TdF guys except for Malmerde who I've learned never to bet against.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Kruijswijk
    2. Chaves
    3. Lopez
    4. Meintjes
    5. Valverde
  • How many of the last grant tours were set up to be epic battles between highly fancied contenders? And how many actually turned out that way again? And yet here are my tips with a bunch of highly fancied contenders. I'll be amazed if they all make it to the finish - but the beauty of the grand tours is such that I'll probably be amazed even when they don't.

  • There's a lot of other names which are very close to being included in this list. Looking forward to a close race.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Contador
    2. Froome
    3. Quintana
    4. Chaves
    5. Kruijswijk
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